Peep Show: Cursed KFC

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a KFC in Flint, Michigan that must be cursed because it's been hit by so many cars. Then, they wonder if the ghost of Colonel Sanders is to blame for all the problems because he's upset with their quality.

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00:00There is a cursed

00:07Kentucky Fried Chicken located in Michigan

00:10It's cursed

00:11It's one of these places that's probably in a really bad location

00:14Because now they've had at least two

00:16Possibly three vehicles slam into it

00:18Oh yeah

00:19But they keep rebuilding

00:21Well of course

00:23Because the chubby folks around there can't go without

00:25Rebuild, rebuild

00:26The citizens demanded

00:28Yeah exactly

00:29This is in Flint, Michigan

00:33It was temporarily shut down the other day

00:35When a vehicle plowed through the window

00:38Here's a quick update on it now

00:40This afternoon

00:42A Kentucky Fried Chicken location in Flint

00:44Was temporarily closed after a vehicle

00:45Drove through a window

00:47The location of the crash, the corner of the Dort Highway

00:50And Lapeer Road intersection

00:51Just before 1pm, a gray Chrysler

00:54Hit the building going into the lobby

00:55Police have not said just how many people

00:58Were in the vehicle

00:58If people were in the vehicle or if anyone was hurt

01:00We'll certainly keep you updated

01:02Okay stop, please stop

01:04Please stop and look at the people on the scene

01:06Everybody's giant

01:09But look at the side view

01:10Yep

01:11That's right

01:12Excuse me, pardon me

01:14Oh my god

01:14Okay bud

01:15If she is not with child

01:17She is with about 40 million buckets of chicken

01:19She gets a bucket of chicken just for herself

01:21She's not with child

01:22Even the dude behind her is also

01:26With child

01:26Yep

01:27And then the responding people there

01:31I mean, what did you expect though?

01:32I know

01:33Yeah

01:33If you're in that much of a rush to get to KFC

01:36Exactly

01:36I feel like it was two people trying to

01:38You know, maybe they knew

01:40Beat the lunch rush

01:41You know, maybe they knew like they were about to

01:43Because if you've gone to KFC enough

01:46You know that sometimes

01:48They are cooking the chicken

01:50You gotta wait, yeah

01:51And you have to wait

01:52Oh, right

01:53Sometimes it's like

01:54I'm sorry, we don't have anything right now

01:56We have to cook the chicken

01:57It'll be 13 minutes

01:58Maybe they had an alert

02:00They might have an alert

02:01Chicken alert

02:01Yeah, like about to cook the chicken alert

02:03And they raced

02:05In there

02:07And the president threw themselves in front of it

02:08To try to protect the caves

02:10That's right

02:10That's true

02:11Human blockade

02:12Yeah, well I think if you hit the two on the left there

02:15You would have been

02:16The KFC would have been fine

02:17Yeah, they're sturdier than those

02:18Single blockers

02:19Oh yeah

02:19You can install them

02:20The same KFC has been the scene of several crashes and fires

02:24Over the past decade

02:25Sure

02:25Another one just happened about a year ago

02:27A pickup truck crashed through the building

02:29After a collision at this intersection

02:32The truck then caught fire

02:34Which spread inside the KFC

02:36Causing major damage

02:37So they tore it down then

02:38But they rebuilt

02:39I mean, it is beautiful

02:41They didn't move locations maybe

02:43Because they have problems there

02:44Also

02:45This is nuts too

02:47When they were redoing the landscaping

02:50Uh-huh

02:50The mulch outside caught fire

02:53And spread to the building

02:54Causing major damage too

02:55Oh, they must have got some really discount mulch

02:58That explains all the rocks

02:59Yeah, they're just rocks now

03:01No

03:02It burned the place down last time

03:03Do you think their quality is less

03:04And it's made the colonel upset?

03:07The ghost of the colonel

03:08The ghost of the colonel

03:09And that's what's happened here

03:10He's like, yeah

03:11Throw your car into it

03:12Maybe that's it

03:14Maybe like

03:15If you don't

03:16If you don't hold

03:17Your KFC

03:19To the highest standards

03:20The ghost of the colonel

03:22Sends cars into your place

03:25That's what I think

03:25And he sets your mulch on fire

03:27Yeah

03:27By like smoking

03:29Finger licking death

03:30Smoking and throwing a cigarette in it

03:33Yeah

03:33Is that the colonel?

03:35I saw a ghost in a bolo time

03:37I swear to god

03:38I went downstairs into the basement

03:40And I saw the colonel

03:41Hey

03:42Ow

03:43You didn't do the 11 herbs and spices right

03:46Did you?

03:47We only have seven

03:48Burn them

03:50That's what the face of the colonel in a biscuit

03:52He's like

03:54Hey

03:54It's like laughing

03:56Yeah

03:56Buzz is in Saginaw

03:58Buzz, you know this KFC

03:59Oh my god

04:01I do

04:02Penis by the way

04:04Penis

04:04I've worked and lived around there forever

04:08I live in Saginaw now

04:09But anyway

04:09That place I've never known to be open

04:11I've seen it on fire

04:13I've seen cars in the building

04:15Seriously

04:16I said it was cursed

04:19It sounds like it's cursed

04:20He's never once known it to be open

04:22No

04:23It's always poured it up

04:25They rebuilt it

04:26Like it looked beautiful

04:28And it was never open

04:29Because it got caught on fire with emulsion

04:32I was like holy crap

04:34Well there's a car in it right now

04:36So it's closed again

04:38Well I'm safely in Saginaw

04:41I'm not eating the colonel's fried stuff

04:43But anyways

04:44You guys have a good day

04:45I just had to let you know

04:47I've never known it to be open

04:48Alright Buzz

04:49Thanks for the update dude

04:51Have a good day

04:52Take it easy

04:53See ya

04:53They still look like those

04:56Those people are so fat

04:57That are at the scene of the crash

04:59They won't need any more chicken

04:59Yeah they're like

05:00Listen

05:00Maybe we should stop with the chicken

05:03Someone's trying to tell us

05:04Maybe we're trying to get to that chicken too fast

05:08It looks like a meeting of KFC support group

05:14Absolutely

05:15Hey how you doing

05:17My name's Roscoe

05:19I'm addicted to chicken

05:21It's been about 12 days

05:24Since I had a Kentucky French

05:2512 days

05:27Roscoe why are your fingers greasy

05:28No you got me

05:30Roscoe

05:33It's been literally five minutes

05:35Give me back your token

05:39Give me back your token

05:39There you go

05:41It's like a little

05:41It's greasy

05:42It's greasy

05:43God

05:43My coin is greasy

05:45It slips right out of all of our fingers

05:47We can't pick it up

05:49Stay away from Kentucky Cursed Chicken

05:51Because

05:51It's something going on there

05:53It's not good at all

05:55It's just going on there

05:56All I can do is

05:59Get out of the way

06:00We can forget

06:00I don't know

06:01Goodbye

06:02I don't know

06:03I don't know

06:04What I don't know

06:04I don't know

06:05I don't know

06:06You know

06:07I don't know

06:08You know

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