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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener who is looking for advice about a sexual situation he is a part of and the show offers him a very important warning.

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00:00Got to an email here, email at daveandchuckthefreak.com.
00:07This guy said one of my best buddies stopped over tonight and let us in on his sexual endeavor and we need your opinions.
00:13So he went through a separation not too long ago, just getting back on the market.
00:17He's a carpenter. One of his business partners owns a club in the town we're from.
00:22So one evening while enjoying the soft opening, he had a barista from a coffee shop down the road approach him
00:28and asked him if he played for both sides.
00:33He assured her that was not the case, but she did put her number in his phone.
00:39So they text for about a week and then out of nowhere she says, hey, I've got a boyfriend.
00:43We're in an open relationship and I'm just looking for sex.
00:47She tells him her boyfriend is a member of the micro dong division and is completely okay with his girl sleeping around.
00:56What?
00:57Jesus Christ.
00:58I think that this happens.
00:59The micro dong division?
01:00No, but I think.
01:01Is that officially recognized division?
01:03I never heard it referred.
01:05I think you're just in it.
01:05I feel like that.
01:06A membership card?
01:07I'll be honest.
01:08I don't think you know that you're in it, but you're in it.
01:10Oh, I think you know you're in it.
01:12Well, no.
01:12You know you're in it.
01:13You didn't know there was a league.
01:15It's like a president of the micro dong society?
01:17Yeah.
01:18You didn't know there was a society and you didn't know that you were, you know, you know you qualify.
01:23It sounds so official when you put division at the end of anything, like such and such division.
01:29Yeah.
01:29It makes it.
01:30It almost sounds like a Michael Crichton book.
01:32But I do think you're right, Chuck.
01:33I do think there's probably guys who think they can't please their lady.
01:37They let them, some of them may let them get happiness elsewhere.
01:42Well, that's just it.
01:43They know they can't, there's something they cannot provide.
01:48And we've talked about it a million times.
01:50If someone isn't providing that for someone else, they go find it elsewhere.
01:56So these guys are just like, well, listen, I still want to be married to you.
01:59I still want to have all those things like kids somehow and all that.
02:05But I know you need a good nine incher to just fill you right up.
02:10Jesus.
02:11Buttercup.
02:12Some of the things that comes out of his mouth.
02:13Buttercup.
02:14Yeah.
02:14I'm in the peewee dong division.
02:16He met with her to talk over the specifics.
02:20She said she just needed to have an orgasm.
02:23And her guy doesn't mind if it happens from time to time with someone else.
02:28So, after a couple of drinks, he agrees.
02:32It was on.
02:33He told me he gave it the full performance, just like he was banging back at 25.
02:37His legs were so sore today.
02:40This is where it gets weird, though.
02:41Mm-hmm.
02:42Guess who's there?
02:43She had to take a picture of his unit.
02:46She took a 10-second video of her performing on him
02:49and even asked if she could film the session.
02:53So, here's what we're wondering.
02:56Did he stumble into a gold mine?
02:57Is he a part of a cuckold?
02:59Yes.
02:59Should he continue to rail her?
03:01And do you think this will escalate?
03:03We need your help before this gets out of hand.
03:05Well, it's a cuckold for sure,
03:07but the dead giveaway was, hey, do you play for both sides?
03:11The guy.
03:11Oh, a guy's into him.
03:12The guy would be into it.
03:13The guy would be there, and he'd be the official classic cuckold.
03:20Classic style cuckold.
03:22So, you'll probably have to end that unless you're into that.
03:24Well, unless you want a guy to finish you.
03:26Oh, wow.
03:27Your choice.
03:28All those questions at the end.
03:29Your choice.
03:30All those questions at the end was like the end of one of those 1960s Batman's.
03:33You can tell Lisa's on Red Bull.
03:34You can tell Lisa's on Red Bull.
03:35I mean, your choice.
03:36If you like it, you go for it.
03:37She's going to be on Red Bull all the time.
03:39I mean, it's going to be a new part of the show, me on Red Bull.
03:42We just got to get Lisa real high.
03:45High on Red Bull.
03:47Yeah, high on caffeine.
03:49Right.
03:50So, Mike in Boston said,
03:51I would let her as long as I can watch and participate.
03:54Oh, good for you, Mike.
03:55See, but that's what I mean.
03:56So, that's the same classic cuckold.
04:00They want to participate.
04:02Right.
04:02They're into it.
04:03They want to be part of it.
04:05But someone said, if she's got delicious bits, might as well keep going.
04:09Like I said, that's not how you spell might.
04:12But you've got a couple more left in you.
04:16But just be careful.
04:18Yeah.
04:18There's a guy who wants to taste you right around the corner.
04:22Jesus.
04:23That is a disturbing way to put it.
04:25But I guess it's true.
04:26You have to put it the most disturbing way you can.
04:29If you don't mind being tasted by a man.
04:33Keep it rocking.
04:35That is, that's what the warning needs to be.
04:37If you don't mind being tasted by a man.
04:41Sounds like a Michael Bolton song.
04:42It does.
04:44I don't mind being tasted by a man.
04:50Came out of the closet.
04:54Took me by the hand.
04:56I don't mind being tasted by a man.
05:03Came out of the closet and it took me by the hand.
05:09Tasted by a man.
05:12Tasted by a man.
05:14Oh, I want to be tasted by a man.
05:19You channeling Danzig there?
05:24I wasn't.
05:26Danzig Bolton.
05:27This would be more dark.
05:28Yeah.
05:28This would be more dark.
05:29It's way more dark.
05:30Dirty black butthole.
05:32Dirty black butthole.
05:34Dirty black butthole.
05:38All the way.
05:40Let's get to one more.
05:49Let's get to one more.