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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss an e-mail sent by a listener who is looking for advice regarding her husband and their sex life.

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00:00the next email comes to us from anonymous she says if I told you everything about my marriage
00:09you'd flip you wouldn't even believe half the crap I'm 36 my husband and I met 15 years ago
00:15he's from West Africa where he's from sex is not seen as an intimate necessity in relationships
00:21it's basically when the man wants it the man gets it yeah yeah he does not believe in oral
00:28giving or receiving it's been over 15 years since I've had my bits diddled now yes I didn't know this
00:37before we were married I honestly thought I could help warm him up to stuff it took six months before
00:42he'd even tried doggy style with me guys I'm dying here she says I don't want to cheat I begged I
00:50pleaded I've suggested counseling I've even threatened to leave him he doesn't seem to care
00:54when the mood strikes him he bends me over and it's uh just a wacky 10 seconds help I'm not
01:02getting any younger what do I do balls to Lisa yeah he needs to know he's in America now and then
01:08things are done a little differently here
01:10we do things a little differently here
01:33screwing in America
01:35screwing in America
01:35screwing in America
01:37doggy style
01:39eat those bits
01:42yeah
01:47yeah it's
01:47I didn't even have the lyrics right I thought it was welcome
01:55yeah this poor lady her bits are getting no attention that she enjoys and she's been up with it for 15 years
02:16that's not it won't change
02:17no it's never 15 years in and she's only 36
02:21yeah
02:21James Brown popping off in the background so good
02:29I can just imagine this guy from West Africa now sitting down and watching this video
02:34he's like super highway
02:35big jumbo boat
02:37Alaska
02:40skyscraper
02:44Disneyland
02:48space
02:52space
02:56giant big plane
02:57doggy style
03:00yeah
03:05that was a good welcome video that
03:08football
03:09American football
03:11more American football
03:12Dallas Cowboys
03:14Dallas Cowboys
03:16Dallas Cowboys are open raiders
03:17skyscraper
03:19oh
03:20chicks
03:20hot chicks
03:21in little outfits
03:22oh
03:23Dallas Cowboys
03:23more cheerleaders
03:25sex
03:26hockey players
03:28why
03:29why
03:30hockey players
03:31Yankees
03:33New York Yankees
03:35gymnastics team
03:37this is a dumb video
03:40fireworks
03:41when did this song come out
03:47I don't think this is an actual video
03:48I think this is a fan video
03:49I know
03:50that's what I'm saying
03:50I just
03:51I'm like
03:52wait a second
03:54the person was running out of America
03:56themed stuff
03:57he didn't get a lot of those
03:58marching bands
03:59oh man
04:02so what does she do though
04:04back to her
04:05enough James Brown
04:0615 years in
04:07West African guy
04:08doesn't give her any oral attention
04:10doesn't touch her bits
04:11gives her 8 seconds of joy
04:12bent over the toilet
04:13what does she do
04:15I mean
04:17like what
04:17she's asking us for advice
04:19it's your happiness
04:20you're dealing with
04:22if he's not gonna budge
04:23it doesn't seem like he really
04:26gives a rat's ass either
04:27I just keep laughing about
04:29the wacky 10 seconds
04:31said you bend her over for 10 minutes
04:33whatever he feels like it too
04:3610 wacky seconds
04:39get over here
04:40good luck lady
04:42your West African husband
04:44living in America
04:47eating those bits
04:52uh