Do Ladies Want To Lick Chuck's Rear?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak answer some questions that women put out online and have listeners text and call with their question for the guys on the show!

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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?

00:02Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.

00:05For what?

00:05My superpowers.

00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.

00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.

00:14Jesus.

00:18Alright, women have gone online to ask men unfiltered questions.

00:26And I think as guys here on the show...

00:28Shoot.

00:28We should answer them, okay?

00:31And ladies, if you have any more questions you want to ask, feel free to hit us up.

00:351-855-954-6969.

00:38That's the number for the Dave and Chuck lines.

00:391-855-954-6969.

00:42You can text us at 46969.

00:45Any question you've been wondering about guys you can't get an answer to, now's your chance.

00:49Alright, question one.

00:52What's the weirdest thing you've ever gotten a bone or two?

00:55You don't want a bone.

00:57Ooh, no woman is asking that question.

01:00That's what they went online to ask and guys have answered.

01:03I will never tell you.

01:06We don't want to know that.

01:09Fred Flintstone.

01:10Yeah.

01:11Yeah.

01:13One guy said bus boners.

01:15Every time he rides a bus, he says, maybe it's the vibration, but it always seems to happen

01:21to him on a bus and he can't get it down before he's got to exit the bus in front of everyone.

01:28Bus vibrations get him going.

01:29Yeah.

01:30I mean, I don't...

01:31I don't have that.

01:33Football practice.

01:35Oh, no.

01:37Well...

01:37Don't go in the shower with court.

01:40Yeah, exactly.

01:41I've always said that.

01:42It was during the practice.

01:45Yeah.

01:45Is it the pants or was it just the adrenaline?

01:51I think it was a combination.

01:52It was adrenaline and then the tight pants had something to do with it.

01:56Yep.

01:57Tight pants.

01:58Look out.

02:00Look out for court.

02:01Look out for court on the field.

02:02It's fabric.

02:04Yep.

02:06I think every man has gotten an unexplainable boner, though.

02:09Or many.

02:10You don't even know why it happened.

02:11I mean, only when I was...

02:11Only when I was really...

02:13Only when I was, like, first, you know, going through the motions.

02:18Hormones.

02:18Yeah.

02:19Oh, for sure.

02:20Okay, here's a female listener with a question for us here.

02:23She texted us 46969 on the Damon Chuck text line.

02:27Does a guy have gay tendencies if he wants me to eat his butt all the time?

02:34Thank you for your question.

02:42Go ahead, guys.

02:43Answer.

02:44What do you guys think of that?

02:46No.

02:47No.

02:47Court says no.

02:48I don't think so.

02:49I don't think so.

02:49I honestly don't think so either.

02:51It's a different anal time.

02:53We're at a brand new...

02:54It is a wild anal time.

02:55A brand new anal time in the world.

02:56And it is not just for gay fellas and ladies.

03:02People...

03:03It's a new time.

03:03Yes.

03:04Yeah.

03:04I mean, I think that was the biggest shock after getting divorced and just talking to

03:12different people.

03:13The...

03:14They wanted to do stuff to your butt?

03:17No.

03:18They were very willing to let you know that they did stuff to butts.

03:23They were...

03:23They put that out there like it was a...

03:26Yeah.

03:26They do want to do stuff to my butt.

03:28You want to...

03:29Anyone want to?

03:32What's wrong?

03:33What's...

03:33Oh, it's down.

03:35Surprise, surprise.

03:38Surprise, surprise.

03:39What I'm saying is, like, they were...

03:43They would use it as a selling point.

03:45Like, I was going to be swayed.

03:47It was like a selling point.

03:49Like, oh, yeah.

03:50And I love to lick butts.

03:52And it's like, oh, okay.

03:54Well, then I'm out.

03:55Who are you meeting?

03:56No wonder the dating world was tough for you.

03:58Don't worry about it.

03:59Oh, my God.

04:00I mean...

04:01No, like, it's literally was like a...

04:03Like a bonus.

04:06And, like, to me, all I can think about...

04:08When you say that to me, all I can think about is 20 other guys' butts.

04:14Because that's what you'd lick.

04:16Yeah.

04:16You lick 20 other guys' butts.

04:18Yeah.

04:18Right out of the gate, they're asking to lick yours?

04:20Well, they're just putting it out there that they are not opposed.

04:23So, like, they would do this in writing, or would they do this in your face?

04:26There was some in writing.

04:27There was some in writing.

04:29And then, okay.

04:30So then you would determine if...

04:31Did you want to meet them after that?

04:32No.

04:34Liar.

04:3420 butts, Lise.

04:36He said 20 butts?

04:38They had a list?

04:38No, because in his mind...

04:39In my mind.

04:41Like, if you...

04:41Listen.

04:42It's like if a girl's like, oh, yeah, I love backdoor stuff.

04:44I'm like, 20 backdoor.

04:47Yeah.

04:47Like, I just always...

04:48If it's that easy for you to just say it to me, to me, it should be a fight.

04:52On the guy's end.

04:54It should be like a...

04:55You're like old school, yeah.

04:56No, no, no.

04:57And then, finally, you break through and do something.

05:00But when you're like, I'll lick your butt.

05:03I'm like, whoa, that is a butt licker right there.

05:06That is a full-fledged...

05:09Oh, I'd love to see the pictures of all these ladies that offer that.

05:12Me, too.

05:13Listen.

05:15You know, I would just say this.

05:20Oh, God.

05:21I don't even know what I was going to say.

05:22I'm so distracted by butts.

05:23Butt lickers.

05:24Females.

05:25Wanted you.

05:26Yeah, no.

05:27It was about the 20 butts.

05:29Oh, this is it.

05:32So, I just always assumed as well.

05:35So, if you're talking to me, if you're talking to me, you're talking to like six other guys, too.

05:43And so, the six other guys that you're currently talking to, you know, because you're not ugly.

05:48You're not an ugly person.

05:50If I'm talking to you, you're not ugly.

05:53Okay.

05:53So, then, how many other dudes are you offering to do that to?

06:01And I just, I can't get my mind around that.

06:03So, if a lady offers to lick your ass before you meet, you're never going to meet her.

06:08Before you kiss somebody, and they're like, ah, yeah.

06:11But don't we say nowadays, like, we've said it on the show.

06:16Yes.

06:16That people have to offer that up, or they're not even considered by some.

06:19So, I think some ladies, especially of a certain age, realize they've got to put it all out there.

06:24And that was my point.

06:25A lick and finger, whatever you need.

06:28I feel so old-fashioned.

06:29Yeah.

06:30Well, and it's just.

06:31Oh, my mind.

06:32And right now, there's guys dying because they're like, lick mine.

06:34It's mine.

06:35Chuck, are you crazy?

06:37I know.

06:37Pass those liquors on to me.

06:39Yeah.

06:39I just, I don't need.

06:41I, listen.

06:43I know even in my own life, I got involved in some crazy scenarios where, like, you were hanging

06:48out with someone, and then you said, okay, see you later, and then someone else called,

06:53and then you're hanging out with that person, and it's like within.

06:57Right.

06:57So, an hour.

06:58She could have had another butt on her mouth that day.

07:00That's exactly, that's all I can think.

07:02Right.

07:02That's all I can think.

07:03You didn't want to be ATM.

07:05No, I don't need that in my life.

07:07I mean, that sounds great, but.

07:11Okay.

07:1120 bucks, I have a problem.

07:13At least make something like that a challenge.

07:18Someone said, imagining a female licking Chuck's rear is ruining my morning.

07:22And it should.

07:23You don't have to worry about it.

07:24You're not alone.

07:25Yeah.

07:26Don't worry about it.

07:30Okay, next.

07:30Business is my business.

07:32This woman said, as a woman, I believe nobody loves balls.

07:36I would say that, too.

07:37No, I disagree.

07:39I think there's some ladies that love.

07:40Who loves balls?

07:41I've actually asked that on the show before.

07:43Right.

07:43And there were ladies that called in that love balls.

07:46Pretty rare.

07:46Usually we don't care about that.

07:48I mean, I can't even.

07:49I don't know if I'd be able to handle a lady who was super.

07:52A ball lover?

07:53Like a ball lover.

07:54But that could be what you need.

07:56Right?

07:56I could understand that I could, I would be able to satisfy her whims.

08:03But to me, standing above somebody while they're just.

08:08Whacking them around.

08:09They're just, you know, rubbing their face in them.

08:13And to me, I have a trust problem with those guys.

08:19Oh, me too.

08:20I have a trust problem.

08:21Very fragile down there.

08:23So.

08:23And so I don't believe you haven't had them since you were born the way that us men have

08:30had them and I think sometimes people are aggressive.

08:35Yeah.

08:35More aggressive than they can handle.

08:37And we like them fondled in a nice way.

08:39Yeah.

08:40Thank you, Dave.

08:42Um.

08:43What?

08:44What's happening, Jason?

08:45What's going on?

08:46With what?

08:46What did you just.

08:48There's a bunch.

08:49Which one?

08:49What do you want?

08:50The last text you put up there.

08:51Oh, so he was responding to the original conversation about.

08:55Okay.

08:55Gay tendencies.

08:56Right.

08:56And being rimmed.

08:57Okay.

08:58Yeah.

08:58He says, as a gay man, oh, as a gay, not supposed to be guy.

09:02Oh, okay.

09:02Sorry, as supposed to be as a gay.

09:03That's his words.

09:04Oh, okay.

09:05He said, coming from a gay.

09:07Yeah.

09:07I don't want my bee eaten.

09:09Okay.

09:09So just dismissing that.

09:10Yep.

09:10But then he also said that I'm his treasure.

09:13There you go.

09:15There you go.

09:16And I knew that.

09:17And he's on the old YouTube.

09:19I knew that before they eat.

09:19So I just felt like saying, hey.

09:20Yeah, yeah.

09:21To the gay man who thinks Jason is his treasure.

09:25Yep.

09:25But the only way is if you let me eat the bee.

09:28Whoa.

09:29Jesus.

09:30My dear God.

09:31That's a bold statement.

09:33Surprise, surprise.

09:33Wow.

09:35Surprise, surprise.

09:37I bet he lets you.

09:38I bet he lets you.

09:39You can have Jason's treasure if you let him eat your bee.

09:41We'll find out how much of a treasure I am.

09:43Yeah.

09:43Yeah, dude.

09:44Yikes.

09:44Someone's your treasure.

09:45You let him do whatever.

09:46You're still getting him fired up.

09:48Yeah.

09:48Oh, wow.

09:49He's got, yeah.

09:50He's a rouse.

09:50Okay.

09:51This lady said, I would actually say, I have a ball fetish.

09:54I'm a lady.

09:55There you go.

09:55So, meet one Chuck the Freak.

09:59Yeah, I'm good.

10:03Finally, one more question here.

10:04They're too sensitive to get involved in the fetish world.

10:07Those guys, they're too sensitive to be fetish balls.

10:12I'm sorry.

10:12I can't even imagine where your ball fetish takes a pair of nuts.

10:18Because to me, I bet there's clamps and there's all sorts of, it's like Mr. Dress Up down there, you know?

10:26And put a little vest on them.

10:27One question while we're speaking about balls.

10:29Can ball jacking really get you guys off?

10:31This lady has asked.

10:32Ball jacking.

10:33I don't even know what that is.

10:34I don't know if I've been ball jacked.

10:35I've never been ball jacked.

10:37I don't ever want to be.

10:38I don't think you have.

10:38I don't want to be ball jacked.

10:40Doesn't sound great.

10:41Ball jacking?

10:42Oh, geez.

10:43Get out of here.

10:45Ball jack.

10:46I don't know.

10:47Ball jack me.

10:48I've never, I mean.

10:50So like, as if you were jacking?

10:52Yeah.

10:52There's no way.

10:54No.

10:54It would hurt.

10:55That's just what I'm saying.

10:56There's got to be some fetish nuts out there that can handle something like that.

11:01But if you tried to ball jack me, I mean, we're in a fight.

11:05I'm thinking I'm being tortured at that point.

11:06Yeah, don't, ladies, don't ball jack, man.

11:09Ball jacking.

11:12It's a term I've never heard.

11:13Never heard of it.

11:14It's a term I've never heard.

11:16For our show not to have heard of it.

11:17It's the first time ever.

11:20Well, if I was searching up ball porn, then that's pretty much a dead giveaway, right?

11:26Dead giveaway.

11:27If you're looking up ball porn.

11:29Like, if I was just all of a sudden like, oh, I know all sorts of stuff about ball porn.

11:33Mm-mm.

11:34To each of their own.

11:35Yeah, yeah.

11:36I'm not judging.

11:37Lisa, don't look.

11:38Okay?

11:39This is going to be wild.

11:40And don't turn the volume off.

11:41Oh, my goodness, Scott.

11:42Dear God.

11:44Cheesy.

11:45Okay, number one.

11:46Let's get in shape before we make a video.

11:50Wow, I mean.

11:52So this guy will.

11:54Yeah, you see what he's doing.

11:56I don't understand.

11:57Oh, God almighty.

11:59It's, huh?

12:00I guess the answer is yes.

12:01Yes.

12:01You can.

12:02Yes, you can.

12:03It was horrible.

12:05It's a nightmare.

12:06Dude.

12:08We've said it too much now, too.

12:10I knew it was going to.

12:11Yeah, it's going to be all over my feet.

12:12Oh, that's right.

12:13We've all suggested it.

12:14All over.

12:14The Nazis, like you'd think, okay, you're going to see what would be like a normal porn

12:20star, you know?

12:22Someone in shape, blah, blah, blah.

12:24No.

12:25We saw like somebody's dad ball jacking.

12:29Jacking his balls until he.

12:31Finale.

12:33Terrible, terrible video.

12:34Way to start the day.

12:35Mm-hmm.

12:37Thanks for that.

12:38Yeah, that'll stick with you.

12:40Man.

12:41Well.

12:41You were looking it up yourself, you jackass.

12:43I found a lot worse, too.

12:45I'm like, nope.

12:46It was just men jerking.

12:47That's what I found.

12:49I'm like, where's the balls?

12:50Send them to your YouTube buddy over there.

12:52You guys can have a little discussion about it.

12:55It just makes you feel good to be called a treasure, you know?

12:58Oh, my God.

12:58Take it where you can get it, right?

13:00It's not the first time.

13:01Take it where you can get it, Captain Jack Sparrow.

13:03Dainty little otter.

13:04I mean, I know what I am.

13:06I know where I fit.

13:07Yeah, it's fine.

13:07Dainty little otter.

13:08All right.

13:09Let's move on.

13:10That's enough of that.

13:11Sure.

13:13Sure.

13:14Sure.

13:15Sure.

13:16Sure.

13:17Sure.

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