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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the bizarre things they have seen through a window and one story involves a fitness class.

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00:00we're wondering uh what you've seen through a window craziest thing you've seen uh this one
00:14craziest thing i've seen through a window my sister's dance studio was right next door to a
00:19curves workout center uh-huh well i peeked into that joint one time you can't unsee some things
00:25it was a hot box of big girls doing aerobics oh yeah yeah
00:29you ready girls okay here we go line it up i really want you girls sweating out there
00:40once up the side it's okay everyone take a break jesus take a breather jesus god
00:47that was the shortest aerobics of all time
00:51oh this is fast music i really hope nobody's looking through these windows
00:57every third beat we're gonna take a step okay
01:00you girls remember a little three step one two three step
01:06well we better go every six every six beats we're gonna take a step forward okay
01:11keep those knees nice and low ready here we go one two three four five six
01:17oh i got a bow oh my god i got a bow take a breather
01:21hurry get a drink everybody get a drink
01:23it's time to get some water i'm cramping up bad
01:25yeah put your hands over your head as far as you can if you can lift your arms up
01:29oh jesus if you're cramping oh i really feel that burn
01:32all right let's just lay down
01:35let's just lay down oh this is my favorite this is the one i can do
01:38we're just gonna lay here
01:40it's the one i can do for sure okay
01:42lay here for a bit
01:44oh god i'm gonna fall asleep
01:46my titties are suffering
01:48push your titties off yourselves
01:52you're just gonna push these titties out
01:54oh god don't uh don't get your titties on anyone else
01:57so how the hell are we supposed to get up now
01:59oh i didn't i haven't thought this all the way through
02:02oh jesus
02:03we'll get one of the strong chicks
02:05you're listening into a curbs aerobic dance studio
02:09this is curbs
02:10this is where champions are made
02:11oh these mirrors are uh
02:16something must be up with them
02:17we look bigger than normal
02:19these booty shorts are making my legs numb
02:21because they keep cutting off the circulation
02:23booty shorts
02:24i thought you had purple leggings on
02:27but you don't huh
02:28these are shorts
02:30oh god
02:31these are shorts and my legs are just purple
02:34that's just the diabetes kicking in
02:37bad circulations
02:38oh wow
02:41man these beats though
02:42they really inspire me
02:44they speak to us
02:45okay just
02:46jazz fingers
02:48jazz fingers
02:49not too much else
02:51oh jesus i pulled a finger i think
02:53okay just slow it down
02:54that's my chicken wing eating fingers
02:57that's your strong hand
03:00that's the one that gets it done
03:03that's the hand that put me in here at curves
03:07honestly i didn't think there was any way to see into a curves
03:13i didn't think there was a way
03:16yeah there's those like hot yoga places stuff
03:18there's the clear window you see in
03:20like there's some
03:21yeah but they don't have them at curves
03:23is what i'm saying
03:23i didn't think they did
03:24i've never looked into curves
03:25i don't know
03:26never tried to look into curves
03:28getting up big girls in a room with a window
03:29it'd be real fogged up
03:31oh
03:31wow it's moist
03:32is this hot yoga
03:33jesus christ
03:34it's like goddamn florida in here
03:36oh there's the musk
03:39the order coming off of us
03:41oh just this is what we need girls
03:45it's time for fat girl spin class
03:48oh god you're gonna wipe
03:49get on your huge reinforced bike
03:51i won't say it again
03:53make sure to wipe off these goddamn seats
03:55it would be moist
03:56it would be real moist in there
03:58my legs are rubbing together
04:01i just i broke through a bunch of skin
04:05someone starts a fire between their legs
04:07ah it's good though
04:09i mean it's always good for anyone to work out
04:10it absolutely is
04:11curves
04:12nice positive spin
04:13at the end there
04:14keep working out ladies
04:16all right so uh
04:17we'll stop the big girl aerobic music
04:19one two three
04:20oh god
04:21that's it
04:22and we'll head back to the red lines for everyone
04:24yeah
04:25oh i don't know
04:27i don't know
04:27what i don't know
04:29you
04:29i don't know
04:30who knows
04:32that's it
04:33i don't know
04:33what i like
04:34i don't know
04:35you
04:35it's super good for everyone