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Crazy Escape Stories
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what they have escaped from and the stories include a random basement with guys cooking pancakes upstairs, a lesbian threesome and a house equipped with a two-story sex machine.
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where did you escape from
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good morning anonymous how are you
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hey what's up pretty good how are you good so you sent us this email and
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you know don't name the bar or anything but kind of take us through the night
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of what happened at the time i was in my early 20s and i started talking to some
00:29
woman probably in her 40s or so and just talking a little bit flirting a little
00:33
bit and next thing i know it was like you know i got it i started feeling a
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little more buzzed up than usual and next thing i know bam i just wake up the
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next morning in some basement i've never been in before
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start to walk up the stairs and there's just two men i've never seen in my
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entire life just in the kitchen making pancakes like it's just another
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sunday morning okay and so what did you say to these two
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pancake making fellas i think i looked at him and just sort of didn't really
01:01
know what to say so i just started walking towards the front door
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and they both just sort of watched me walk towards the door like one of what's
01:07
going on i look over in the living room and there's this 80 year old couple just
01:10
watching tv and they're looking at me all weird and i've never seen them a day in
01:13
my life and i really didn't know what to say and i heard her whisper something to
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the to the old man something like taken care of or something like that
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and at that point i just i said well thanks for your hospitality and i just
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opened the front door and just started walking as fast as i possibly could
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well dude whatever the story at least you escaped right i mean you're out
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you're not still in that basement could you imagine waking up in a random
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basement you don't know where you are i cannot and i can't piece together what
01:48
happened from that drink till then and you come upstairs and i'm like just making
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some pancakes for you
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no yep and my brother that's right yeah we're just hanging out making some
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stuff before we carve up your skin breakfast is the most important meal of
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the day oh you gotta eat so you're chubby the grandparents really take it though away like
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the scariness yeah because i've seen like tv movies and crap where the whole family's
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in on it right they know it's crazy but grandpa's been filleting people for a long
02:28
time long line of us he's like the old buffalo bill right that's not how you skin a man
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grandpa bill that's grandpa bill yeah yeah
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you let him get away i wanted to fly him i was just starting to take my wiener boat
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a long line of buffalo bills yeah uh jim good morning how are you man hey uh yeah i was uh a
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maintenance guy and there was a couple of lesbians that you know i'd always you know make a pass at
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and uh eventually they finally invited me back to their place well uh anyways you know i was going
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down on one you know and next thing i know i feel something cold on my backside
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wet and the other girl's got a strap on on and she's getting ready to hit me from the back
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yeah and i jumped up and freaked out uh grabbed my clothes ran out of their apartment with uh just
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my underwear on many guests wouldn't say no to a lesbian threesome invitation no lesbians invite
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you up into the bedroom they knew that too and it was like okay you really want to do this huh
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it's all fun and games till you feel the cold drops of lube on your back
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oh that feels like anal lube i think they were messing with him that's cold
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but now it's warming up yeah what is that look out
04:02
um anonymous is next here we're talking about where you escaped from what's your story
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uh so i work for a plumbing company and when i walk in the guy's like no i got something in my
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living room that most people don't have and i was like oh it can't be that bad like sure
04:20
this dude had a two-story sex machine in his living room oh my goodness he built himself a two-story
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homemade sex machine sex machine yes it was he had an open ceiling like a open ceiling uh living room
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like you could there's a balcony from the second floor oh my god look over into it and it was like
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there was a king-sized bed underneath it and like mirrors and like he was like 60 years old too
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oh dirty old homemade sex machine man yep you know i got something to show you grandpa bill
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all right present to you bang to miss pride
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it's a robot it's a goddamn sex robot two-story one he's been working his whole life yeah he has
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tinkering away designs like an old man welcome to the fortress of bangitude i've been working on
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sex robots my whole life it's the ultimate design yep yep yes wow
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we all knew what was coming sex machine picture sex machine picture
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oh my god heavens
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twist it twist it you can you can do this can't you oh my god
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and we gotta turn yeah their heads there is this is a two-story sex machine
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and it is like look at the work oh my god there's like a robot thing up there
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there's sex swings there's a paddle looks like an automatic paddle
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what are those pulleys for over here i got an idea i call it the lube goldberg
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there's a pole with a mirror on it look at the mirror
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there's a mirror on the stripper pole oh yeah yep
06:08
where's his wussy eating shelf is that here
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i don't know if you finale just right you'll go back in time
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there's nothing like sitting by the fire and having a sex machine up
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pounding away i imagine when it fires up too it's like one of those old like
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you know there's all sorts of weird noises
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there is no hiding that thing no no you can't you can't come over you can't
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throw a sheet over it or anything yeah he's too proud of it he loves it he tells
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everyone about it my life's work i designed it in a dream
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