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Not How I Planned It
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners what happened in the bedroom that did not go as planned. The featured stories involve a threesome, a hot tub and a ball gag.
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00:00
Hey, Nash, good morning.
00:12
Hey, good morning.
00:13
What's the wildest didn't turn out like I planned moment you had in the bedroom?
00:17
All right.
00:17
So I'm a DJ at Night at Club, and my ex-girlfriend, she was a girlfriend at that time, she was
00:24
very hot, and she always told me that she had fantasies about, you know, having to do
00:28
something and stuff, and I got excited.
00:29
And I got excited.
00:30
And then one day, I was DJing there, and she picked up a hot girl, and I was like,
00:35
man, I'm going to get so lucky today.
00:36
I was so excited.
00:38
They went to their bedroom, and they started making out, and they locked the door.
00:41
And I started knocking.
00:41
I'm like, hey, I'm ready.
00:42
Are you guys ready for me and stuff?
00:44
And they were like, no, no, girls only.
00:46
And I'm like, what?
00:47
I was just sitting there trying to beg them to let me in for like 10 minutes.
00:51
Anyway, 15 minutes later, I was just sitting there in the living room trying to, you know,
00:55
watching TV and stuff.
00:56
I thought they were missing with me the entire time.
00:59
And then she came outside.
01:01
She looked at me like, that's my girlfriend.
01:03
She was looking at me up, like, up and down.
01:06
And she was like, yeah, we're going to her place.
01:08
And then she left.
01:08
And I'm like, oh, my God.
01:10
What the hell did I do?
01:11
I was so mad.
01:12
Yeah, you thought you were going to get an incredible three-zone.
01:15
The poor bastard.
01:16
So he's sitting there, like, watching TV and eating snacks.
01:19
And they're in there just.
01:22
You guys are messing with me.
01:26
Come on, open the door.
01:29
Lesbians.
01:31
Ladies.
01:32
He can't even hear it.
01:33
He's listening.
01:34
I can see her.
01:34
Yeah, they turn the music off.
01:35
He's got a glass on the door.
01:37
I don't even hear anything.
01:39
Are you ladies making the love?
01:41
I'm going to come in just for your own safety, because I don't know what you're doing in there.
01:46
I hope you're okay.
01:47
They have the door locked.
01:48
I'm sorry.
01:49
I'm sorry.
01:50
You kick the door down.
01:51
Oh, you do.
01:52
Don't you kick the door down?
01:54
Like to assert some kind of manhood dominance?
01:57
He was waiting for his invite to come in.
01:59
He was like, okay.
02:02
This one, one time I got a jacuzzi room in a hotel.
02:06
I ended up filling the jacuzzi tub up, but I forgot to use any cold water.
02:12
And I tossed the girl in there and deep fried her like a lobster.
02:15
Oh, my God.
02:16
He boiled her?
02:17
That's not good.
02:17
He said, bubbling skin is not sexy.
02:20
Oh, my God.
02:20
So he's probably romantically carrying her to this hot tub.
02:27
He set the tone.
02:28
When you turn on some music, right?
02:33
It's going to be the night of your life.
02:35
I got us a jacuzzi room.
02:40
I knew you'd love it.
02:42
I already filled it up.
02:43
It's off me in there.
02:45
A lot of steam coming off there.
02:47
It's going to be so hot.
02:48
Are you ready?
02:49
All the windows and mirrors fogged up.
02:53
Here we go.
02:54
Okay.
02:55
Just put me down.
02:56
And a two.
02:57
And a...
02:58
It's like that scene in RoboCop when the dude gets covered in toxic waste.
03:06
Exactly.
03:06
The slime.
03:08
Yep.
03:09
Skin's coming right off.
03:12
You just hit her with a car.
03:14
Oh, that is horrible.
03:14
She's probably like scrambling, trying to get out of there.
03:18
Oh, you can't get out of boiling water.
03:20
Yeah.
03:20
Ruined to have beautiful skin.
03:22
Yeah.
03:23
Mm-hmm.
03:25
Her butt probably...
03:26
Beautiful skin was probably ruined.
03:28
Better butt skin was really the first to be burned and had the longest.
03:35
That's real bad.
03:36
That's when my boyfriend and I decided to try a ball gag to spice things up.
03:40
I was the user, she says.
03:43
My jaw started to feel sore, so he took it off.
03:47
Then I couldn't close my mouth.
03:49
My jaw was stuck open.
03:51
Oh, lock jaw.
03:52
Lock jaw.
03:54
Hey!
03:55
Hey!
03:55
Hey!
03:56
Hey!
03:57
Hey!
03:59
Now we can still keep going, right?
04:01
3 a.m. trip to the emergency room to have it put back.
04:05
How do they do that?
04:06
How do they get it back when your jaw is locked?
04:09
Push it back in there like a dislocated shoulder.
04:12
Because, I mean, I'm not trying to avoid the hospital.
04:16
Mm-hmm.
04:17
Yeah, but if...
04:18
I throw, like, a basketball at it.
04:21
You know, like...
04:21
I don't think you should do at-home jaw surgery.
04:25
I don't know.
04:25
I don't know.
04:26
I know you'd be embarrassed.
04:28
It's pretty obvious how your jaw got stuck open.
04:30
We're back here!
04:32
What happened?
04:33
Hello, gang!
04:35
I don't know the old gang in there!
04:37
I'm sorry, what happened to you?
04:39
I had an old gang in there.
04:43
Did you say you had a doll rag?
04:46
No, no.
04:47
It's hard to say it, because...
04:49
Oh, hey.
04:52
Oh, okay.
04:53
I had a...
04:55
An old guy.
05:01
An old guy.
05:02
Like a round...
05:02
Old guy.
05:03
You had an old guy in your mouth.
05:04
That was an old guy?
05:05
I don't know.
05:06
A round...
05:07
Oh, a round...
05:09
Ball?
05:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:11
Okay.
05:12
You had a...
05:13
All gag.
05:15
Oh, and a suckle one.
05:18
He's saying he's got a ball gag in there.
05:19
That's what it sounds like.
05:21
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
05:23
Nurse Lisa, kick him in his gin.
05:26
Here you go.
05:26
He fix it.
05:27
Oh, God.
05:28
I feel so much better.
05:29
I think it would hurt like a mother effer until when the pain subsided, you'd feel better,
05:34
but it's no good.
05:37
Oh, you would not want your jaw stuck open.
05:40
Well, no.
05:41
I'm not putting a ball gag in.
05:44
Yeah, that's not for me.
05:45
No.
05:46
I look like a pig with an apple in its mouth.
05:54
You came to the pig room.
05:55
You put the little nose on.
05:57
Oh, Jesus.
05:58
You know, don't feel real sexy.
06:01
Don't feel real sexy.
06:03
Yeah, a ball gag.
06:04
How could you be sexy in a ball gag?
06:06
I don't know.
06:06
People love it.
06:07
People love it.
06:08
Yeah, you're right.
06:09
There are people who love it.
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