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Kicked Out of Threesomes
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who set a house on fire after she was kicked out of a threesome and ask listeners to call-in with some threesome stories of their own.
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00:00
33-year-old woman in Woodbury, New Jersey named Tazia Young agreed to have a threesome with her boyfriend last Saturday.
00:10
Don't ever have a threesome with Tazia's.
00:13
They brought another woman over to his apartment.
00:17
You know her nickname is Taz.
00:18
Yeah, like the Tasmanian devil.
00:20
Yes!
00:21
After they're done, her boyfriend said,
00:25
Tazia, baby, I just called a cab to take you home.
00:30
Oh, that's more than a threesome.
00:34
That's a new girlfriend.
00:36
She went on her way.
00:37
She left her boyfriend and this other woman they brought in just for their threesome.
00:40
Yeah.
00:41
Alone in his apartment.
00:42
She go get her stuff.
00:43
Well, she went back the next morning and she set the place on fire.
00:47
She's like, okay.
00:49
Yes, I will go home.
00:51
Yes.
00:52
Hold on.
00:56
That's filling up some gas.
00:58
You want to see what Tazia looks like?
01:01
Yes.
01:01
Sure.
01:02
Go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com and you can see her there.
01:05
I want you to see a color picture here.
01:09
There she is.
01:10
Oh, you don't do anything.
01:13
You can stay, Tazia.
01:15
She does remind me of someone, though.
01:17
I'm not sure.
01:17
There was like a defensive lineman for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that she looks just like.
01:24
Warren Sapp.
01:24
Warren Sapp.
01:25
I was thinking Warren Sapp.
01:27
I was thinking Warren Sapp, but I didn't say it.
01:29
It's Warren Sapp.
01:31
That's who it is.
01:32
Warren Sapp.
01:33
She's got the face of Warren Sapp.
01:34
She looks just like Warren Sapp.
01:36
So.
01:38
Tampa Bay.
01:39
That's exactly what it is.
01:40
I was like, why am I?
01:42
I've got LaShawn McCoy.
01:44
I thought immediately.
01:45
Gerald McCoy or whatever his name is.
01:47
But I was like, no, no, it's before that.
01:49
You know, we've never asked this question, but I wonder, has anyone ever been asked to
01:53
leave a threesome?
01:55
Have you been asked to leave a threesome?
01:58
And did you burn the place down?
01:59
1-855-954-6969.
02:02
If you're out there and you're willing to talk about it.
02:04
Have you been asked to leave a threesome?
02:06
Because that is something I think you'd never get over.
02:10
Yeah.
02:10
If I, in my life, had a threesome and they're like, actually, Dave, you can go.
02:16
Oh, I think it happens more times with chicks, like two girls, than you could ever.
02:20
Yeah.
02:20
I think the dude takes the cab ride home most of the time.
02:23
Dennis, we're talking about kicking someone out of a threesome, how that played out.
02:27
What'd you do?
02:29
I had friends with this big girl and I was trying to get with her hot friend.
02:35
Came back from the bar to my apartment.
02:36
When everything was done, we went into the living room and then I just grabbed the hot girl,
02:43
took her into the bedroom, locked the big one out.
02:46
That's how you get a door with a big girl hole in it.
02:49
Oh my God, like the Kool-Aid man.
02:53
Lock me out, will ya?
02:55
Oh my goodness, you can't lock a big girl out.
03:01
You can, but they don't stay locked out for long.
03:03
What'd she do?
03:04
Oh, I hung up.
03:04
Oh, the whole thing there.
03:07
If you're listening, we want to know what the big girl did, you can call back in.
03:10
It's okay.
03:11
How did the big girl react to you kicking her out of, you assumed there was a lot of big girl yelling and pounding.
03:17
The big girl was getting greedy.
03:18
There's not enough of him to go around.
03:20
Stop.
03:21
Get out of here.
03:22
Get your hands off me.
03:24
Jesus.
03:24
Oh my God.
03:25
Skinny little bitch.
03:26
Whoa.
03:27
Oh, sorry.
03:28
You really jumped on in there.
03:30
Yeah, I did.
03:31
Is there even another person in here?
03:33
Yeah, you're on top of her.
03:35
Oh, jeez.
03:36
Crust her.
03:37
Crust her to oblivion.
03:38
Oh yeah, she's out cold.
03:39
Yeah, she's.
03:41
Hey, hold on.
03:42
I'm going to bring her to this other room just where I think she can recover.
03:45
Right, let her get it.
03:46
Let her get the air.
03:46
Yeah.
03:47
Yeah, wait.
03:48
Hey.
03:49
Hey.
03:50
What are you?
03:51
Oh my gosh.
03:53
All those locks.
03:54
What is that?
03:55
A crank like on a submarine?
03:57
Jesus Christ.
03:58
Oh man, are you welding it, Chuck?
04:03
I'll still get through with brute strength and horniness.
04:07
Yeah.
04:08
You come right through the drywall.
04:12
Jesus.
04:13
Told you.
04:14
You did weld.
04:15
This person said, I was asked to leave after I stuck my thumbs up two girls.
04:20
You know what?
04:21
They weren't happy with me.
04:23
What kind of move is that?
04:26
What's that nursery?
04:27
Yeah, babe.
04:28
What?
04:29
Peter Plum or something like that?
04:30
What?
04:32
Stuck his thumb in a plumber?
04:34
I was thinking the same thing.
04:37
Yeah.
04:38
Yeah.
04:38
It was a nursery rhyme.
04:39
Peter Plum might not be the correct name, but it's the only thing with alliteration.
04:42
Yeah, like what is it?
04:44
Little Jack Horner.
04:45
Oh, yeah.
04:46
He put in his thumb, he put in his thumb, and he pulled out a plum and said, what a good
04:49
boy am I.
04:50
Yeah.
04:51
He just did the Jack Horner, that's all.
04:53
He's Little Jack Horner.
04:55
What an appropriate nursery rhyme.
04:59
I forgot about Jack Horner.
05:00
Yeah, I did too, and he's got a real crazy name.
05:02
I've never forgot.
05:04
So, Anonymous, you were kicked out of a threesome.
05:08
Yes, I was.
05:09
What did you do wrong, dude?
05:12
Well, I'm a solid six and a half.
05:14
No shame in my game.
05:16
And she and I started getting a little frisky.
05:19
Apparently, I got him going, and he decided to drop him.
05:23
And the only way I can describe it is two Coke cans stacked on top of each other.
05:27
Oh, wow.
05:28
Just massive.
05:29
With a what?
05:31
With a portobello mushroom at the end.
05:33
Two Coke cans and a portobello mushroom in his pants.
05:36
Yep, Jesus.
05:36
Does a Smurf live in it?
05:39
It was a Smurf apartment.
05:40
It was like a 40-ounce beer in a can with a mushroom at the end.
05:46
So, even though you're doing okay, you just couldn't compare.
05:48
Well, no one's okay against that.
05:50
No one's okay against that.
05:51
You see that, and there's, I mean, there's guys, veterans that have seen worse overseas.
05:57
You see that, and it's like, no, no!
06:00
Yeah, exactly.
06:01
Yep, it's like an IED went off in his room.
06:06
Yeah, I've been scared for life.
06:08
I'll never be right in the head now.
06:10
No, man.
06:10
Oh, my God.
06:11
It's terrible to know they really exist, and they're floating around out there.
06:15
I bet that chick's mind was blown, too, though.
06:17
We were left hanging with the big girl.
06:20
He went into the bedroom with his other lady, and the big girl was left outside the locked
06:25
bedroom door.
06:26
You locked her out.
06:26
What did she do, Dennis?
06:28
You guys said the Kool-Aid, man.
06:30
That goes pretty good, because the second we opened the door, it was like, oh, yeah!
06:34
She was knocking stuff over off my coffee table.
06:38
She was pissed.
06:39
It was like three in the morning, she was knocking stuff over, slamming, everything.
06:45
She was the hot girl's ride.
06:47
Oh, yeah.
06:48
So she had to wait.
06:49
Of course she was the hot girl's ride!
06:53
Oh, yeah.
06:54
She had to wait.
06:55
Yeah, but how long were you banging this other girl while she was out there just fuming?
07:01
A good hour.
07:02
And my cable was turned off, so she had no TV, nothing.
07:07
She just had to sit there.
07:09
She said to sit and listen to it.
07:11
Yeah.
07:11
That's bad, you guys.
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