Kicked Out of Threesomes

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who set a house on fire after she was kicked out of a threesome and ask listeners to call-in with some threesome stories of their own.

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00:0033-year-old woman in Woodbury, New Jersey named Tazia Young agreed to have a threesome with her boyfriend last Saturday.

00:10Don't ever have a threesome with Tazia's.

00:13They brought another woman over to his apartment.

00:17You know her nickname is Taz.

00:18Yeah, like the Tasmanian devil.

00:20Yes!

00:21After they're done, her boyfriend said,

00:25Tazia, baby, I just called a cab to take you home.

00:30Oh, that's more than a threesome.

00:34That's a new girlfriend.

00:36She went on her way.

00:37She left her boyfriend and this other woman they brought in just for their threesome.

00:40Yeah.

00:41Alone in his apartment.

00:42She go get her stuff.

00:43Well, she went back the next morning and she set the place on fire.

00:47She's like, okay.

00:49Yes, I will go home.

00:51Yes.

00:52Hold on.

00:56That's filling up some gas.

00:58You want to see what Tazia looks like?

01:01Yes.

01:01Sure.

01:02Go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com and you can see her there.

01:05I want you to see a color picture here.

01:09There she is.

01:10Oh, you don't do anything.

01:13You can stay, Tazia.

01:15She does remind me of someone, though.

01:17I'm not sure.

01:17There was like a defensive lineman for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that she looks just like.

01:24Warren Sapp.

01:25I was thinking Warren Sapp.

01:27I was thinking Warren Sapp, but I didn't say it.

01:29It's Warren Sapp.

01:31That's who it is.

01:32Warren Sapp.

01:33She's got the face of Warren Sapp.

01:34She looks just like Warren Sapp.

01:36So.

01:38Tampa Bay.

01:39That's exactly what it is.

01:40I was like, why am I?

01:42I've got LaShawn McCoy.

01:44I thought immediately.

01:45Gerald McCoy or whatever his name is.

01:47But I was like, no, no, it's before that.

01:49You know, we've never asked this question, but I wonder, has anyone ever been asked to

01:53leave a threesome?

01:55Have you been asked to leave a threesome?

01:58And did you burn the place down?

01:591-855-954-6969.

02:02If you're out there and you're willing to talk about it.

02:04Have you been asked to leave a threesome?

02:06Because that is something I think you'd never get over.

02:10Yeah.

02:10If I, in my life, had a threesome and they're like, actually, Dave, you can go.

02:16Oh, I think it happens more times with chicks, like two girls, than you could ever.

02:20Yeah.

02:20I think the dude takes the cab ride home most of the time.

02:23Dennis, we're talking about kicking someone out of a threesome, how that played out.

02:27What'd you do?

02:29I had friends with this big girl and I was trying to get with her hot friend.

02:35Came back from the bar to my apartment.

02:36When everything was done, we went into the living room and then I just grabbed the hot girl,

02:43took her into the bedroom, locked the big one out.

02:46That's how you get a door with a big girl hole in it.

02:49Oh my God, like the Kool-Aid man.

02:53Lock me out, will ya?

02:55Oh my goodness, you can't lock a big girl out.

03:01You can, but they don't stay locked out for long.

03:03What'd she do?

03:04Oh, I hung up.

03:04Oh, the whole thing there.

03:07If you're listening, we want to know what the big girl did, you can call back in.

03:10It's okay.

03:11How did the big girl react to you kicking her out of, you assumed there was a lot of big girl yelling and pounding.

03:17The big girl was getting greedy.

03:18There's not enough of him to go around.

03:20Stop.

03:21Get out of here.

03:22Get your hands off me.

03:24Jesus.

03:24Oh my God.

03:25Skinny little bitch.

03:26Whoa.

03:27Oh, sorry.

03:28You really jumped on in there.

03:30Yeah, I did.

03:31Is there even another person in here?

03:33Yeah, you're on top of her.

03:35Oh, jeez.

03:36Crust her.

03:37Crust her to oblivion.

03:38Oh yeah, she's out cold.

03:39Yeah, she's.

03:41Hey, hold on.

03:42I'm going to bring her to this other room just where I think she can recover.

03:45Right, let her get it.

03:46Let her get the air.

03:46Yeah.

03:47Yeah, wait.

03:48Hey.

03:49Hey.

03:50What are you?

03:51Oh my gosh.

03:53All those locks.

03:54What is that?

03:55A crank like on a submarine?

03:57Jesus Christ.

03:58Oh man, are you welding it, Chuck?

04:03I'll still get through with brute strength and horniness.

04:07Yeah.

04:08You come right through the drywall.

04:12Jesus.

04:13Told you.

04:14You did weld.

04:15This person said, I was asked to leave after I stuck my thumbs up two girls.

04:20You know what?

04:21They weren't happy with me.

04:23What kind of move is that?

04:26What's that nursery?

04:27Yeah, babe.

04:28What?

04:29Peter Plum or something like that?

04:30What?

04:32Stuck his thumb in a plumber?

04:34I was thinking the same thing.

04:37Yeah.

04:38Yeah.

04:38It was a nursery rhyme.

04:39Peter Plum might not be the correct name, but it's the only thing with alliteration.

04:42Yeah, like what is it?

04:44Little Jack Horner.

04:45Oh, yeah.

04:46He put in his thumb, he put in his thumb, and he pulled out a plum and said, what a good

04:49boy am I.

04:50Yeah.

04:51He just did the Jack Horner, that's all.

04:53He's Little Jack Horner.

04:55What an appropriate nursery rhyme.

04:59I forgot about Jack Horner.

05:00Yeah, I did too, and he's got a real crazy name.

05:02I've never forgot.

05:04So, Anonymous, you were kicked out of a threesome.

05:08Yes, I was.

05:09What did you do wrong, dude?

05:12Well, I'm a solid six and a half.

05:14No shame in my game.

05:16And she and I started getting a little frisky.

05:19Apparently, I got him going, and he decided to drop him.

05:23And the only way I can describe it is two Coke cans stacked on top of each other.

05:27Oh, wow.

05:28Just massive.

05:29With a what?

05:31With a portobello mushroom at the end.

05:33Two Coke cans and a portobello mushroom in his pants.

05:36Yep, Jesus.

05:36Does a Smurf live in it?

05:39It was a Smurf apartment.

05:40It was like a 40-ounce beer in a can with a mushroom at the end.

05:46So, even though you're doing okay, you just couldn't compare.

05:48Well, no one's okay against that.

05:50No one's okay against that.

05:51You see that, and there's, I mean, there's guys, veterans that have seen worse overseas.

05:57You see that, and it's like, no, no!

06:00Yeah, exactly.

06:01Yep, it's like an IED went off in his room.

06:06Yeah, I've been scared for life.

06:08I'll never be right in the head now.

06:10No, man.

06:10Oh, my God.

06:11It's terrible to know they really exist, and they're floating around out there.

06:15I bet that chick's mind was blown, too, though.

06:17We were left hanging with the big girl.

06:20He went into the bedroom with his other lady, and the big girl was left outside the locked

06:25bedroom door.

06:26You locked her out.

06:26What did she do, Dennis?

06:28You guys said the Kool-Aid, man.

06:30That goes pretty good, because the second we opened the door, it was like, oh, yeah!

06:34She was knocking stuff over off my coffee table.

06:38She was pissed.

06:39It was like three in the morning, she was knocking stuff over, slamming, everything.

06:45She was the hot girl's ride.

06:47Oh, yeah.

06:48So she had to wait.

06:49Of course she was the hot girl's ride!

06:53Oh, yeah.

06:54She had to wait.

06:55Yeah, but how long were you banging this other girl while she was out there just fuming?

07:01A good hour.

07:02And my cable was turned off, so she had no TV, nothing.

07:07She just had to sit there.

07:09She said to sit and listen to it.

07:11Yeah.

07:11That's bad, you guys.

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