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Secret Arrangements
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share their secret arrangements this morning and they include a girl who farts in someones face and a girl who lets her boyfriend hunt for threesomes.
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We want to know from you, what's your secret arrangement that no one knows about?
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This girl says, I didn't say yes, but I did have a guy friend offer me to live in his loft, rent-free.
00:20
He'd buy me anything I need. It would be platonic, as long as I would fart in his face.
00:26
Ah, that's a hell of a request.
00:30
You're going to turn that offer down, m'lady?
00:32
Yeah, I don't know. What am I doing, though? You know what I mean?
00:35
Oh, wow. What am I doing?
00:37
Yeah, I feel like it's not totally platonic that way.
00:39
Yeah.
00:40
What a weird thing.
00:42
Your friends are like, what do you do? This is such a nice place.
00:46
I just saw a fart in this guy's face and buy me anything I want.
00:50
It's got freedom and a free place. It's pretty sweet.
00:54
Hello, who's your friend here?
00:57
Have you told her of our arrangement?
01:00
Yeah, I just told her about how I fart in your face all the time.
01:04
So, little lady, you looking to make a little extra on the side, fart in an old man's face?
01:11
He's a really nice guy. It sounds weirder on paper than you would think.
01:17
Like, it's not as bad, because you just fart and then it's over. It's like a band-aid.
01:23
I'll never touch you. I'll never do anything. All I need is your sweet gas on me.
01:26
That's right.
01:28
I have these Fiber One bars here for you.
01:29
Yeah, I was going to say, you have to eat a lot of fibrous food.
01:31
Yeah.
01:32
Like a lot of cabbage.
01:33
I'd say that's the hardest part, is having one on deck.
01:36
Just ready to go for him. That's like part of it. That's part of the job, the work part.
01:40
Like me? Sure, I got one in the chamber.
01:44
Does he have a fart quota she has to make every week?
01:47
20 farts.
01:48
Elizabeth!
01:50
Hi, good morning. How are you?
01:52
Good, how are you?
01:53
Good. I'm wondering what your secret arrangement is.
01:56
Well, my fiancé I've been with for three years. It's kind of our deal when he goes out to
02:04
a bar and has a good time. If he can pick up a girl, he can bring her back home and we
02:10
all can have some fun. But he's kind of, he's like 275, like six foot three. He's a bigger
02:17
guy, so it's kind of an ish thing.
02:20
Oh, so he can't really make it happen all the time.
02:23
Yeah, but he's trying. She's real confident he's got no chance.
02:25
So she's just not worried.
02:26
Oh, so it hasn't happened yet?
02:29
It hasn't happened yet, but he's fine.
02:33
Oh, you're dangling poor Karen in front of him.
02:36
Oh, she's smart. She's kind of smart.
02:37
You are kind of smart.
02:38
You might be talking to the smartest girl you've ever talked to.
02:40
Because he's like, in his mind, he's like, I have the best girlfriend.
02:44
She lets me try to bring other women home.
02:47
I got freedom, guys.
02:49
I haven't been able to.
02:50
No.
02:51
They're like, dude, how many, yeah, like his buddy's like, how many threesomes have you had?
02:55
Not a one.
02:56
Not a one.
02:57
I cannot find a girl for the life of me.
03:00
What you call a dry spell?
03:04
Oh, wow.
03:04
He must be just at the clubs all the time, though.
03:07
Oh, my God.
03:08
Ladies, anybody.
03:09
Listen to how giggly she is, dude.
03:11
She's like, yeah, I let him go.
03:12
It's so dumb.
03:13
Yay.
03:14
So stupid.
03:15
It's so very simple.
03:17
That's a great secret arrangement.
03:18
Listen, you're a big dude, so it's probably never going to happen.
03:21
Right.
03:21
But if you find another lady to come back here, bring her back.
03:25
That's all he's doing is trying so hard.
03:27
I know.
03:27
It's like all his energy.
03:28
He's waiting.
03:30
And we don't know how even about him, you know?
03:33
We don't.
03:34
He could.
03:36
He might talk like this.
03:38
We don't even know what.
03:39
She's so secure.
03:40
Yeah.
03:41
It's like, no, trust me.
03:42
I'm the only girl who likes you.
03:44
You know, he says something, too, before he goes out.
03:45
He's like, you better keep your bits on ice.
03:47
Because, uh, tonight is, tonight is, and she's like, okay, I'm ready.
03:54
She goes right to bed.
03:57
Sorry, baby, didn't happen today.
04:00
Swing and message.
04:01
Swing and message.
04:03
Tonight.
04:03
Swing.
04:04
Struck out.
04:05
Maybe next time.
04:07
Yeah.
04:09
Wow, that's unbelievable.
04:10
That's awesome.
04:10
Oh, every guy would be trying so hard to make it happen.
04:14
Yeah.
04:15
Don't get it.
04:16
I just really turned on the charm tonight.
04:18
Still nothing, babe.
04:19
This woman says, I'm a lady.
04:21
I have an arrangement with a male co-worker.
04:22
When we started working together, we both had a partner.
04:25
Well, his girlfriend won't do certain things he's into.
04:28
And my boyfriend won't do certain things I'm into.
04:31
So once a month, we get together, and we do those things.
04:34
Been going on for about three years.
04:36
Kills the frustration of not getting what each of us really wants.
04:39
I wonder what exactly that is.
04:42
Butt stuff?
04:42
You think that's what it is?
04:44
Yeah, I think it is.
04:45
Or maybe it could be the dominant stuff, or the biting, and the tying down.
04:48
I bet it's all the butt stuff.
04:50
I think it's butt stuff.
04:51
I think it's butt butt.
04:53
One person likes it.
04:55
The other person likes to get it.
04:57
They're just little butt puzzle pieces.
05:00
They all fit together.
05:02
Yeah, I wouldn't just know what it is they can do together that their partners don't offer up.
05:07
If it is butt or not.
05:08
I mean, honestly, there's probably a lot of different things.
05:13
You know?
05:13
Like RJ's.
05:16
You know?
05:17
It's our reaction every time someone does that.
05:19
Whoa.
05:20
Yeah.
05:21
Whoosh.
05:22
Woof.
05:22
Yeah.
05:23
Brr.
05:24
Brr.
05:26
Hamana, hamana, hamana.
05:27
Jay.
05:28
Ooh.
05:30
Ooh.
05:30
Ooh.
05:33
Ooh.
05:33
Ooh.
05:34
Ooh.
05:34
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:35
Ooh.
05:36
Ooh.
05:36
Ooh.
05:36
Ooh.
05:37
Ooh.
05:37
Ooh.
05:42
I mean...
05:42
It's...
05:43
It's a different reaction.
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