Side-Step Farting

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss the physics of farts while talking about a woman who was arrested for pulling a knife on a guy after farting inside a store in Florida.

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00:00we're gonna start with a filthy bitch yeah you've heard of the term silent but deadly

00:10uh yeah this is like very familiar with it heard of it i wrote the book about it yes

00:16this is like loud and deadly with a little crazy mixed in as well there's a woman um from fort

00:22lauderdale florida 37 years old shanetta wilson what shanetta wilson okay she's shanetta herself

00:32yeah anyway she was standing in line at a dollar general in fort lauderdale when she loudly

00:39farted impressive in line yeah at the dollar general oh clear the room huh yeah man could

00:49you imagine basking somebody's fart at the dollar store that's how you could clear your store oh

00:54my god i'd be like you know what i'll come back i'll get my dollar wares another time yeah you

01:00don't you don't want dollar store farts oh shanetta i sat in somebody's fart in the grocery line

01:07just like what the grocery store store farts are bad this lady i mean she but i'm 80 sure she pooped

01:16yeah there was a little bit a little extra because she had sweatpants on i mean there was

01:20nothing keeping that scent in i just walked through a fart too on an escalator of all things

01:25oh that's a great place to do it it's the movie platform yes that's a great place so i knew it

01:31was the person near the top i'm like you bastard yeah i had somebody on an escalator one time i was

01:36like eye to ass oh and they were like no they farted in your face farted right in my face have you

01:43ever seen the uh thermal camera camera imaging of like a mall there's farts everywhere yeah there's

01:50farts all around one is farting and it's you can see the gas come out can you imagine what they'd be

01:55like at a walmart oh man when they do thermal imaging of farts it's fascinating because it looks

02:00like just like smoke coming out it looks like like david copperfield's about to come out of your ass

02:05yeah and it reacts in the way like i don't think i've ever seen that yeah i watched a japanese video

02:10and i think i said it on here before but the way to get rid of your smell is that you sidestep it

02:17yeah you gotta side go to the side sidestep it so yeah because when you walk to the side yeah if

02:23you walk forward it creates a wind tunnel right under your butt cheeks yeah and the fart remains

02:28yeah they're like spirals in release it's science fart physics sidestep your farts

02:33so you gotta walk sideways so like yeah you you like

02:36let everyone know that you farted yeah that's no no no no no you gotta be like cool you gotta be

02:43there's no way to sidestep there's no way to cool sidestep

02:46i'm gonna walk and be like oh man i know you farted well now but not everybody's privy to that info

02:54right now i'll know if i see some but as you walk you can't shake it out john god's sake that's how

03:00you separate loose at the same time that's how you separate yourself from your fart because otherwise

03:05it just is this wind tunnel i all my up my butt cheeks too are like a kangaroo couch

03:10they can carry one around with me if i don't oh they stay in you yeah i can like hold it for a

03:16minute it's weird how farts do that sometimes like you can rip a fart and then you can be all the way

03:20down like four stores in the mall and all of a sudden like oh yeah that's because it remains in

03:25that like uh that hurricane's eye mine i think is like my butt cheeks are so eye of the storm you

03:32know they'll just cup it in there so shinetta um cut a good one in line at this dollar store

03:40and she didn't even try to muffle it you guys no that's it there's i mean i'm mad at you but at

03:46the same time a tip of the cap it's um it's like my lady yeah it's like you are you're so you're

03:53incredible the 65 year old guy behind her did not appreciate it oh and he said something about it

04:00that was your ass what would you i don't even know what i'd say i'd be well i know i'd be filthy

04:07i'd be i'd be just yeah i'd be bitch yeah i don't know you bitch whore yeah but shinetta

04:14responded to this old guy commenting on her fart okay by pulling out a knife and threatening to gut

04:22him over oh wow gonna gut me are you yep so she farted she farted an old man knife yes and pulled

04:30a knife shinetta's mugshot is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com shinetta looks like a man baby i let

04:36shinetta uh like a hard-ass man yeah i let her fart and i just sit there you don't say a word

04:43you let her fart and then you compliment it when she's done thanks my lady no i'm like hey man

04:49great fart hey man hey man nice fart great fart is a funny thing to say that was an immaculate

04:58fart man yeah good work tip of the cap to you on account of your fart excuse me hey dude

05:05it's pretty awesome man i believe this lady this lady looks like she likes the ladies

05:11giving off that vibe she looks like a young barry sanders

05:16just graduated college barry sanders

05:28ah dirty dirty shinetta well again go check out her mugshot for yourself

05:37do you think she resembles a young barry sanders you'll find out daveandchuckthefreak.com

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