Fart Sign Language

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a teacher who had to reveal to her deaf student that other people could hear his farts and do their best to put themselves in that situation of realizing that farts make noise.

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00:00so there's a story uh that has been spreading on social media

00:10of a deaf six-year-old boy who was horrified to learn that people could hear his farts

00:17so it was what i thought yeah i never thought about that now my dad's deaf but he is like 20

00:23but he's but he knows he knows farts make noise yeah like he's heard stuff absolutely you know

00:29what i mean to be deaf your whole life and not know that like that makes your little secret

00:36honestly my ass has a little secret but imagine i didn't know like and i was just in here and i was

00:41like oh yeah yeah and it sounded like uh yeah yeah that is crazy to think of you couldn't hear your

00:51farts you wouldn't realize they were making noise no and then someone came to you beforehand and

00:55were like hey listen um chuck has no idea that his farts make noise and we don't want to make

01:00him feel weird so just ignore it i guess i'm cutting him loose so how did who ratted him out his teacher

01:09oh uh his teacher who works at a school in washington dc revealed the story on facebook

01:16the following is a snippet of a 15-minute conversation that happened entirely in sign

01:21language among the group of deaf students and i the young boy asked why was everyone looking at him

01:27yeah she said so i bluntly replied because they heard you fart also did he think he was in a class

01:34full of deaf kids well no she said hearing people can hear farts and he totally horrified said wait

01:42they can hear all farts yeah but not all of them something his parents should have let him know

01:49man i mean i don't know i mean i i guess i don't even know if you'd think about it to tell him

01:53like i don't i mean anything that kind of unless they're hard of hearing too that happens i'll say

01:59this i mean i i've you know i can't really put myself there because i'm not a deaf guy but the

02:04amount of motion that happens back there i gotta assume the rumble there's the vibration there's

02:10something like it's like an earthquake i gotta feel like it's making something

02:14you know like if i had to make a sign up for it it would be like

02:19that's what she said next what did you do

02:24that's your sign language for fart it's a rotating ass it's like a vibrating ass it's like a shake two

02:31butt cheeks really sound effects of an earthquake

02:34someone like what does a brown eye does it's like two titanic plates moving under the earth

02:46that's what i mean it's like an earthquake i i would just i guess i don't know like i wouldn't

02:50know because i'm like what is sound i don't even understand it and then they'd give me one of those

02:56things in my ear you know and they'd like let me hear for the first time then i cut one loose and

03:00then i'm like oh my god oh my god that's actually funny enough chuck what the teacher said next she

03:07said you know how sometimes you can feel your butt move when you fart a lot of those we can hear oh if

03:13your butt's moving that's uh the secret to a silent one is to stop that thing set it up in an angle

03:21where you've got clear flow a little hiss

03:25but she also said to the kid listen baker butt doesn't move it's more likely they may not hear it

03:33upset about this he shouted tell them to stop listening to my farts that's not nice no one i

03:39mean the thing is even the deaf guys farts are hilarious all farts are funny well she had to tell

03:46him i would have been like dude relax your farts are hilarious

03:53i love watching chuck's sign language yeah i don't know i love his sign language for fart yeah

04:02your hey kid don't worry your farts clapping butt cheeks are awesome it would be interesting to

04:13see those videos you know they have those like uh those videos that like make you cry when people

04:17hear for the first time yeah like like the first fart video now chuck's going to hear his first part

04:23ever ever recorded thanks to the cochlear ear implant that he was given yeah it would be it's like

04:32honestly i'm having a high time healing i don't what hey wait a second is that me

04:41what no i think i heard something can we tone it up can we tone it up again

04:48oh my god oh my god i'm getting pretty emotional right now about it all i'm getting pretty emotional

05:01right now god it's one of the most beautiful things i've ever heard oh wow there's all different

05:10ones oh i better stop i better stop oh that one was a poop yeah it's too funny though it's like one

05:28of those things i never really thought about me neither but it was the first thing i thought about

05:32when you said what did a deaf kid realize i was like oh that his farts make noise holy crap it's good

05:39that the teacher filled him in yeah you want to learn that as early as possible right yeah absolutely

05:45but it's something you don't ever really consider that deaf people can't hear their own farts

05:50they know their butt's doing something yeah they do and they miss out on the joy of it you know like

05:57they miss out on the joy of it all they may get the odor they'll be able to smell it oh yeah it'll be

06:02worse right they say your other senses sometimes are like heightened because like one like your sense of

06:08smell people must be like whoa oh my god they know their butt's doing something yeah yeah oh yep

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