Embarrassing School Moments

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about embarrassing things that happened while in school and the stories include an assembly fart, a desk being knocked over, and passing out during sex-ed.

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00:00so we've been talking about the fact that alabama has declared a bunch of stuff inappropriate now

00:08including like tag and duck duck goose but we think there's moments that'll embarrass you

00:12they'll never be able to remove i'll tell you i almost had one because i remember at a school

00:16assembly i like um i think i know like i i ripped it was like a silent one

00:23did it smell it smelled but it was also again i had a little oh man dude but so the thing the thing

00:34was i couldn't tell you know when you're like i it i might have something's going on but i don't know

00:41what wasn't good i can't get any intel i don't know what's going on but i got to go home and so it like

00:49i was like i saved uh yeah the terrifying discovery discovery yeah terrifying it's funny you gotta

00:55like interact with people you're older i was like it could have been that would have been your school

00:58career dude you would have been known as the kid who kept his pants in the assembly i wouldn't be

01:01here right now rico had one himself hi rico love y'all show guys uh and lisa uh let's see uh i farted

01:12on the school bus after eating a lot of collard greens and chocolate from down south

01:17was it bad was it bad what happened yes it was it was horrible the bus driver put me off the bus

01:29i had to walk home in front of everyone on the bus that kicked you off because of your

01:35collard greens bar yeah get out yes yes yes memo to self don't mix collard greens and chocolate

01:42yeah no you don't want to do that not in copious amounts thanks for calling in dude you have a good

01:47day uh this one got nominated as homecoming king and won the teacher that read the winning names out

01:55loud for king and queen hesitated though when they saw my name and said well well in a surprising

02:00victory chris is the homecoming king oh wow oh nice what douchebag teacher i saw it i had a crazy

02:09teacher in fifth grade and there was this like other fat kid in the class name was nathan uh-huh and

02:14uh he was acting up right and this crazy mr what was his name it was mr chelesky uh-huh mr chelesky

02:21was nuts he had a like a grip ball he always had a grip ball and he'd squeeze it to make his hand

02:26stronger he called this kid a box of twinkies in front of everybody they came over and kicked his desk

02:33and he tipped over in it he was stuck at him no no no no no and then a kick yeah and like he hit kind of like a

02:44bookshelf and a couple of books fell down oh poor guy oh yeah he's on my baseball team

02:53yeah he either had that he always had the ball or he'd have the uh grippers like the grip one

02:59And he was nuts and he'd stand with a leg up and we're real tight pants

03:04And he was weird-looking you the weird-looking dude

03:29I'm not talking anymore in class

03:32Mr. Zaleski pulls no punches

03:35He destroyed Nathan

03:37He destroyed him

03:41I can't even imagine a teacher kicking a fat kid over anymore

03:46You know the desk is one piece

03:48Oh yes

03:49In one motion

03:50BAM

03:51Jesus

03:52Oh my god

03:53Tim Breyers

03:54Butch

03:55Butch

03:56Oh wow

03:58That poor guy

03:59That poor guy

04:00That was something

04:01I think I made that R2D2 noise when he got shot

04:07I was like that is my nightmare

04:14Oh god

04:16What a crap head that teacher was

04:18He's dead now but

04:19Well sure

04:20Yeah well yeah

04:21He was nuts man

04:23This poor guy

04:24We had one kid that would faint a lot

04:27He's like going to those goats

04:29Yeah

04:30He would faint especially during sex ed a lot

04:33Well the female reproductive system had him on the floor in record time

04:38So then anytime

04:40He's down again

04:42He's breathing though

04:45You know when you pass out you do that weird breathe

04:47Yeah

04:52Struggling for oxygen

04:53Right when they get knocked out

04:54Yeah

04:55Today we're going to discuss the female vagina

04:57Oh my god

04:58Hello

05:02And then he wakes up and there's boobs or something

05:04And then he's back out

05:05I remember taking sex ed super seriously

05:07Cause early on even

05:08I'd watch a lot of Cinemax and things

05:10And I was like

05:11Oh yeah

05:12I'd like to do this

05:13I want to take this one seriously

05:14This is important

05:15Pretty sure that this is fun

05:16You're in the front of the class

05:17You're in the front of the class

05:18It's like I have so many questions

05:19Raising your hand

05:20Andy

05:21Do you have another question?

05:22Yes

05:23Like where do you put it?

05:25So like I just believe that I put this and that

05:29How many times do you put it in there?

05:31What's that?

05:33Alright

05:34Let me drag that down

05:35Let me drag that down

05:37He's got like

05:38Glasses

05:39Yeah I brought some speckables in

05:40Just so I could see a little more

05:42A bit more clearly

05:43And some of the words were blurry

05:45So I wanted to be prepared this time

05:47Really appreciate what you guys are doing

05:50Is there going to be like a run through

05:52Some kind of like field test

05:54That I get to try this?

05:56It looks pretty fun

05:58How many times do you put it in?

06:01When it's in

06:03What's that?

06:04What do I do?

06:05Just leave it in there

06:06Do I just shake it around?

06:08Twist it

06:09What are you doing?

06:10What am I doing with my body?

06:11According to HBO late at night

06:13You just kind of like run into

06:14Slick a girl a couple times

06:17Just try and smash her you know

06:21Oh embarrassing

06:23Just try and smash her

06:25The most focused Andy's ever been in his life

06:28That's so true

06:30The most notes he has a full notebook

06:32Full notebook on it

06:33Ovaries they say

06:35Now these things

06:36Do they come into play?

06:38Oh excuse me

06:39Can we just hold the lesson

06:40I'm actually drawing the ovaries right now

06:43Just gonna draw a little picture of them

06:45There we go

06:46That's what they look like cervix

06:49Cervix

06:51Oh my goodness

06:52They all are out here

06:53You've got a weird first

06:55Where can a piece of the mess

06:56I want to show you

06:57How do you do it

06:58To take all the vies

07:00Like that

07:02And I want to show you

07:04To take all the vies

07:06I want to show you

07:08How I do this

07:09The first thing that I have told you

07:11To take all the vies

07:13Do it

07:15Now you have to talk about

07:16What do you want?

07:17How do you want to talk about

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