Healing Power of Farts

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pastor in South Africa who claims to be able to heal people with the power of his farts.

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00:00all right we're off to south africa for our next story here where a pastor has a different way

00:09to heal people

00:11south african pastor

00:16christ penelope yes that's his name yeah oh boy he farts on congregants

00:26that i could heal some people right now claiming it's a process to heal them

00:30holy farts yeah

00:34he says it's a healing process that will cure all spiritual and physical problems

00:42pastor true can you imagine that's secure to things would you be healed by farts if you thought

00:50it worked no it'd be so sad to have missed out on it

00:55i i think i'd be like i'll just wait for science

01:00pastor christ penelope how'd you lose all that weight people standing up that couldn't walk

01:04it's been farted on me yeah the holy farts my body's like brad pitts now interesting tv show

01:11definitely would healing people with farts the healing farts

01:15pastor christ penelope of sevenfold holy spirit ministries

01:18in limpopo south africa

01:21is creating a buzz for his unorthodox method of healing people

01:26after a photo of him sitting on the heads of people farting on them went viral

01:32there has to be video of this guy there's gotta be you can see see the people under his ass oh my

01:37goodness yes i see you oh my goodness you should search up this christ penelope it only heals if

01:44you feel the heat yeah oh my god oh lord take it in all right take it in that's fine a lot of mouth

01:53breathing i got it yeah you gotta breathe it in yeah geez oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

02:03is he gonna fart on people though in this i wonder

02:06i don't know i don't or is he just is this just a sermon

02:10that takes to do his youtube channel him yeah i'll be able to find uh videos that match what we're looking

02:16for so is this a fetish that he has oh is that what you think lise i don't know what's your motivation

02:23in trying to videos people to farting on their faces

02:29i don't know what your motivation is for farting on faces

02:33if it's not sexual he doesn't like show any videos of him doing it it's almost like it's a hidden thing

02:40covetous i mean how do you expect your channel to get big lisa would say that in her life where's

02:48the fart well you know like why wouldn't he post that up there this is making news and how did people

02:54find out uh an attendee visiting the church complained actually complained saying when we

03:01come to church is because we need prayers not to be farted on the pastor is defending his methods he

03:07says he's simply demonstrating the power of god it just happens to come out of his ass

03:11sacred farts he says sacred farts on your head so what did he just become he was like normal like

03:18no normal sermons and then all of a sudden he switched yeah switched over to probably the drugs

03:25you know where's the farts i can't believe he doesn't have them on his youtube accidentally farted

03:30in somebody's direction and they were healed yeah like imagine that accidental i didn't know what i

03:35had the power right and then he then he found out about his powers and then he started spreading the

03:40word you know and then you get holy pink eye though and that's no good yeah but that's how you know

03:44you're healed all right uh yeah there's oh my god he really gets right on he's well he has to go right

03:51into your nose literally you are beholden nose with this man that's how to get the power of god in you

03:58is it possible just judging on these pants and shoe combination that this is a um what this guy is

04:09into men being exactly where they're at their face it's about touching their he's definitely into that

04:17i think that this is i think he's a gay man who is um a snazzy dresser

04:38and wants men's faces on his anus that's a woman he's sitting on there you think so that is yeah oh yeah

04:46but the other one was definitely yeah the other one's a man man it is hard to dive inside the mind

04:51of a he only has one set of pants guys a fart pastor yeah it's sad but you have to people are

04:58so desperate to be healed that they they go through this they think that this this is it this will work

05:04yeah well i mean if you got an ailment and there's a guy that can fart healing powers exactly

05:10his ass then you gotta go give it a try if everything else is what do you have to lose

05:17your dignity yeah your dignity self-respect right right but what's funny is the gassiest of men are

05:25probably the most unhealthiest of men yeah but they're the healers they are the healer

05:30other people they can't heal themselves yes i'm a great healer of people

05:36chuck the freak step into the bathroom right now and you will be healed oh my gosh i'm on my way

05:42my back hurts yeah let me fart upon thy back please do no you always have to be in the face it always

05:50has to go right in my church i i fart all over whatever part ails you i got a sore tooth i think

05:55yeah my mouth yes oh i will aim it true

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