Peep Show: Sibling Secrets

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners if they have a secret about one of their siblings that would kill their parents if they found out what it was.

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00:00all right here's a question for you what secret do you have about one of your siblings

00:15that would kill your parents if you told them or if the story came out because one guy has

00:20something on his brother that he's sharing with us here what's the secret you keep about one of

00:24your siblings 1-855-954-6969 that's the number 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 this guy said

00:34okay i don't know if you've done this subject before but my brother got drunk one night

00:38and told me that uh he didn't have money for drugs so he decided that he would sell his dirty socks

00:47to a local pervert entrepreneur i said dude you know he's using them to jerk off and he said yeah

00:57i mean whatever he gave me the money i needed we set up kind of a regular deal he says i just know

01:05that if i ever told my parents this they'd be destroyed oh that's the first thing you tell

01:09your parents well he sold his socks for drugs yeah to a local pervert that'd get me off a lot of

01:16stuff you think i was bad what i can't recall i know you've told the story a few times of when

01:25you know your toilet got backed up and it turned out it was condoms being flushed down there yes and

01:31it was your sister yeah well the pro the only problem with that was like i was attacked the

01:36briester came after me assuming that and i had to be like oh i'll just say this dad it was not me

01:45i am in here with magazines and i am printing off photos on a dot matrix printer that's my life

01:57check under this mattress does the man who's used that many condoms need all of that

02:04you're gonna have to bark down a different tree at oh yeah my little brother is only 10 so it ain't

02:13him yeah oh it's devastating but yeah you had to to save yourself that's it like i was being i was

02:20almost killed yeah i was almost killed and then it went from like the horror of realization that it's

02:29it was from her it's not how you want to find out like as a dad you know terrible um someone said my

02:36sister knows that i had a threesome with our parents best friends oh no oh boy holy crap they're not

02:45their best friends that's gross uh they're he said just the the friends are 10 years younger than my

02:53parents okay but my parents would die if they ever found out sure then you have to ask yourself did

02:58your parents bang them ew well they're into that kind of stuff yeah maybe the parents even imagine i

03:06know my parents good friends i can't not imagine sexing them up no i know i mean i think of like

03:14any of my god even back in the day there would have been no one to oh my god you guys this is crazy

03:22about the people sleeping with family friends went on a cruise with our parents and another family

03:27my 19 year old sister had sex with the other dad my dad's best friend oh god then also had a

03:35threesome with two guys we met on the cruise oh no she has a problem adventurous yep man hopefully

03:43your family your family doesn't have a whore in it oh yeah it's tough there's a lot of that yeah

03:48she's like a whore of the ocean yeah the ocean brought it out of her yep oh boy but that dad the

03:53other dad the best friend oh my god my best friend that's terrible oof um remind me to cancel

04:02rowan's cruise he's not going yeah no cruise rowan cancel jason look at that one um gay guy here

04:10uh-huh one of my cousins and i would fool around he enjoyed an rj and his girlfriend wouldn't do it

04:18for him holy crow no one knows i gave it to him i like a lot of things i really do gotta step up for

04:30your family but yeah i would not ask my gay cousin to do it hey what's up man no like the time you gave

04:39our cousin an rj that was only that was only a few times oh my god yep that is a hell of a secret

04:49yeah it is that is yeah yeah um voice changing technology as we head to bruce hello bruce how are

05:00you morning yeah penis so you have a secret about one of your siblings that no one else knows what is

05:07it my sister is a high-end escort in toronto and no one else in the family knows that no how did you

05:19find out um she pays me to run her social media account damn oh man that's tough huh that is tough

05:29you see some stuff um do you when you respond to people are you pretending to be her

05:37uh i try to be more casual about it but a lot of times i just say what we do as adults is what we

05:47do during our time okay yeah so that's how you yeah yeah some guy says can i put it in your vibe

05:54that's what you everything's negotiable type of thing uh okay what do your parents uh think she does

06:02in toronto uh her best friend just had a baby and so goes up there to visit the baby but that's not

06:12what she's doing wow wow man oh man yeah it's just it's what would be weird is to just have someone

06:20all of a sudden making a bunch of money yeah what do they think she does for a living that's what

06:25i'm saying like what what are they because i'm sure she does pretty well oh yeah yeah go up

06:32a couple weekends a month and bring home about three thousand dollars so you set up like you line

06:38up like at 10 o'clock you're doing this guy jim at 1 p.m you're doing like you do you plan her

06:43schedule too no no no like i i take care of her social media presence so that when she is

06:50back home in windsor she has appointments and stuff down here but she works for an agency out

06:56of toronto wow does she hook at home yeah yeah yeah how do people not know it's not the mix i don't

07:04know wow dude i mean i guess i don't know if i should think you're a cool brother or not i don't

07:11guys gotta do what a guy's gotta do i guess but you're keeping her secret it is tough these days

07:16yeah yeah all right man thanks for calling in okay see ya yeah let's uh like if your sister

07:24came to you chuck and said hey listen listen i'm gonna let i'm gonna have to go to someone else to

07:29post up your nudes yeah that's a crazy i'm not as interested it's crazy to put that on your resume

07:35oh i took care of my sister's nudes social media director for my sister the escort oh you noticed

07:45that on your linkedin that's quite fascinating she's busy yeah i've never run my brother's

07:53prostitution sites i know you wouldn't andy i need a favor what oh i know that you've done some

08:05writing yep and you're cool on the web yeah i know a little bit i'm a prostitute oh my god

08:12what a secret don't tell dad number one don't tell dad i need you to run my stuff

08:20that's a crazy question to ask yourself i feel like you could do a good job at that i would do

08:26a good job you'd want to but it's just not it'd be disturbing yeah need a lot of therapy

08:33i mean like that's the best bio i've ever read yeah about myself but good use of the words

08:39throbbing shaft that's when i wrote the site about my brother the whore

08:43we noticed that on your linkedin pretty cool designed that whole site it's gorgeous yeah the

08:51site is gorgeous well done andy yeah

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