Worst Workout Ever

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share about their worst workouts ever. The stories range from James almost dying while bench pressing to a guy having his pants eaten by a treadmill.

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00:00we want to hear about your worst workout ever was it something totally embarrassing did it just go

00:12wrong i've luckily not worked out enough to really have a bad you know i haven't fallen down me either

00:20i haven't farted or pooped myself i've almost strangled myself trying to do a bench press with

00:25too much weight the free weights when i worked out in arizona and i've almost put my pants because

00:31i've tried to squat too much pooping during a squat would be oh i've seen a whole butthole come out of

00:39a squat i went down and came up and i was really lightheaded then all of a sudden i had to poop

00:43and i had to like hurry up and clench it like i was catching the prairie dog right on his way out

00:48so then i had to like god get my composure and then slowly walk and you almost choked james

00:55yourself to death where he was no one around it was like two dudes but they were like they had

01:00their headphones on and they were doing their own thing like on the other side of the room yeah so

01:04like the weight looking area was separate from like all the cardio stuff so i was like right around the

01:08wall separating the two areas and i i panicked like i thought i was dead like as soon as i got like got

01:16the weights up and brought them down and i realized that was these aren't going back up and it's not

01:20even that much weight i had 245s on each side in the bar so i was like i died not even benching that

01:26much weight

01:27you're making like how did you were you yelling for hell well no i wasn't yelling no i was just trying

01:37escape

01:37and then you look around to make sure nobody really saw that and then i packed on my stuff and left

01:47time to go workout done uh voice changing technology as we have an anonymous guy good morning anonymous

01:55how are you morning guys good how are you doing good worst workout ever i don't know why this happened

02:01but i was doing chin-ups and i went to do my last chin-up and i ejaculated myself

02:08i have no idea why that would happen but it happened if i tried to do a chin-up probably

02:16same thing it happened to me i'd pass out

02:18i just trying to cover that up trying to cover up that like especially if it was like a crazy

02:32like a longer one

02:33you sing a little song you make it into a song if you're working out and it happens i'm sure you do

02:47this person said i used to work at a local gym one time there was a chubby guy on a treadmill

02:51well he slipped and fell off but the treadmill was still on and the way it was spinning it ripped

02:57his pants right off exposing his tighty whities his pants ended up getting stuck in the treadmill

03:03we couldn't get them out we just had to give him one of the gym shirts to wear his pants

03:07and that's my gym experience if i were to go you guys hear what happened to andy at the gym

03:17treadmill ate his pants thanks for the shirt pants yeah he was wearing a planet fitness t-shirt as a

03:24pair of shorts how would that look i'm just imagine it would look like a giant purple diaper

03:31yeah it would be fastened with some kind of string or some workout tape safety pin

03:38uh this one here uh staring at a girl's ass in yoga pants wasn't paying attention

03:43dropped a 45 pound plate on my toe oh god broke my toe lost the nail jesus yeah

03:51because he was tough to be cool too when you do that because i'm pretty sure it hurts a lot

03:55oh god yeah

03:56somebody help him

04:08that's the sound of chuck dropping a weight on his toe

04:12it's not an alarm that's just chuck dropping a weight on his toe

04:16yeah everyone's gonna know what happened

04:20yeah it's hard to hide that

04:21they're tougher men than me

04:25is that some kind of fire alarm

04:26everyone's like a tornado

04:28you're in the other room oh there's a

04:30you gotta evacuate

04:31something's happening

04:33no

04:34dropped a dropped a six pound weight on my toe

04:38six pounds

04:39it wouldn't take much to get me to scream

04:42uh working out 230 pounds in the bar a special kid was spotting me

04:48after about five reps i couldn't keep going

04:50i told him to rack the weight multiple times but he kept trying to encourage me

04:55come on you can do it

04:56oh rack it

04:57come on one more

04:59no you gotta rack it i can't

05:01come on andy one more time

05:02i can't do it

05:03i'm not whacking it

05:05no i get your positive and you're trying to help me

05:07you can't do it

05:09you can't do it

05:10i literally need you to help me

05:12you can't do it

05:14this isn't helping me at all

05:16do it

05:17i'm very scared now

05:18i get whipped or want more than it

05:20i'm very

05:21i don't need any more support

05:22i just need you to help me

05:23come on andy

05:24help me rack up

05:25somebody else help me

05:28ended up dropping the weight on my chest

05:30oh

05:30fail

05:32then he just ripped it off there like

05:34fail

05:35and then he just ran him out

05:37oh my god

05:39i told you that

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