No Dog Karen

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was upset about Lisa having a dog on a trail this weekend that was supposed to be 'Dog-Free'.

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00:00what did you do this weekend lease you do anything um i took you know i take my dog that's all i do

00:12all i do all day long i take care of two dogs i have an elderly dog and a puppy and they have a

00:18lot of needs so that's all i do that's that's my life so yeah we just we went for a walk but we

00:24tried to go to a new place i was like let's go by this lake you know i always like to go by lakes

00:29because he's a water dog golden retriever so we go and we start to walk and then there's a sign that

00:35says no dogs i'm like oh crap oh no so but then this lady i didn't just made it in the the park and

00:41she's like i thought there was no dogs here oh you found a no dog karen oh man she was yeah she was

00:48kind of like a karen but like a busted up karen oh yeah yeah dogs following the rules i moved i moved

00:57on this lake to never see a dog again you know what makes me miserable dogs adorable dogs oh what

01:03is that a puppy dog oh my god what is he he's less than a year old oh i hate those kind of dogs young

01:12adventurous healthy that is true that's cute i hate dogs that's what it was i was so mad i was so

01:22mad i'm like well douglas i guess we gotta go good get out of here yeah we hate your adorable dogs

01:29and how well behaved they are i was so mad so how long did it take for her to know to say you had a

01:37dog before she piped up she was like leaving the park and i was entering the park and i but she said

01:44some like on as the the passing they they looked at the dog like like like maybe they like the dog

01:50you usually people are very yeah yeah that's very nice about this like very yeah it's a positive

01:55response everywhere i go with this dog yeah and she they kind of looked and like oh and i didn't know

02:02couldn't gauge the reaction to the dog but then i heard her she didn't know that i heard her and said

02:07to her busted up husband oh yeah i thought there were no dogs here carl

02:12where do you live people just don't follow the rules people never follow the dog rules that's why

02:18this whole country's gone to hell okay come on dogs everywhere let's get out of here before these

02:23dogs start running them out

02:25one dog and then there's two dogs and then there's four dogs

02:31bulldog skateboarding down that boulevard but you know how much i would pay do you know how much i

02:37would pay in these times of trouble to see a bulldog skateboarding in front of my house i can be in

02:43one of the darkest moments of my life which is usually like three or four times a week and i'll

02:49see a picture of douglas and i'm like oh that's everything's fine yeah it's true that's why i post so

02:55many pictures pictures of douglas and molly make me happy so those people must be wretched miserable

03:00people look like it they were busted up people and i'm like and i'm being kind of vocal and i'm not

03:06a vocal confrontational person get you fired up they got me a little bit fired up i think we've

03:11seen you a little fired up but i'm like okay i will follow the rules the it says no dogs i get it

03:17but you're rude right we will leave now and we will never go to this place ever again it just sucks that

03:22you decided to go somewhere new with like knowing you know what i mean and it's like oh man and it's

03:28crawling full of karen's but i guess it's better that it happened right off the bat right i was

03:32like i'm not chancing this because i am a rule breaker sometimes oh you know but i'm like no

03:37let's not let's go there was a trail like right down the street that i'm like so douglas was very

03:42confused i'm in the car i'm out of the car i'm getting back in the car he sniffs sniff sniff sniff

03:49this is awesome oh we gotta go back in the car that's it it was quick and he's like nude place

03:56i smell so many things oh my god it's so much fun wait we're leaving i just got here this is a prank

04:03that is i'm surprised you were like douglas stand back you bitch i wanted to so bad i i did i wanted

04:12you just don't want to be the next youtube sensation exactly that's the problem trying

04:18to avoid that because busted up karen would quickly like lucky she caught me a bitch yeah

04:24you're on camera here's your dog your dog's the cutest yeah i mean that would backfire on her

04:31probably maybe you know i'm trying to take a leisurely walk i don't want to get into a fight

04:36right that's a good idea well you know how shocking that'd be for all of us if we're like lisa got into

04:41a fight did you guys hear it happened yeah lisa got shot lisa got shot yeah she uh yep she started

04:50messing with uh i probably could like she looked like she could have had like she looked crazy

04:56sometimes you have to make a judgment call i don't want to mess with her and be like she's that angry

05:00about a dog if somebody takes a look at douglas and gets upset then you need to get away they're

05:05unhinged yeah that's a that's they're unhinged they have the worst life of all time that's somebody

05:12that's a puppy severe mental issues mind you i mean i get it he's gigantic he doesn't like look like a

05:19puppy puppy i know i have to tell everyone he's a puppy they're like is he friendly he's friendly but

05:23he's a puppy and he will jump on you yeah be careful and he's 63 pounds now he was only a little

05:28puppy for like one and a half minutes that's so true it's so true it's like they eat two bowls of

05:34food and then wake up the next morning and they're the size of a bus yeah like lisa picked him up as

05:39a puppy and it started just he's just started growing she's like it's too heavy now it was one day

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