Gross Lady Andy

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the tasks that people don't want to do and would rather pay to have done for them, which leads to everyone agreeing with Lisa that they'd be terrible women.

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00:00all right um you know james you've said before that uh picking up your dog's poop at the end

00:11of the winter oh man is one of the worst things oh it's the one that's like the worst thing that

00:15come from the spring it is bad a guy must have been uh um paying attention to that i mean not

00:21to us but he has started a side hustle where it's called the the bozeman poop company

00:28his side gig is literally picking up dog poop there's lots of people that do that there is

00:34that's a thing yeah some of them make a lot of money that's one job i would pay money for somebody

00:38to do so this guy charges 65 bucks an hour for a winter thaw cleanup all right so i'm looking at

00:44like almost 200 for my backyard after winter after that it's 100 bucks a month 100 bucks a month

00:51post winter yeah that's the only time wouldn't that be the only time you'd need to pay for it

00:56because i'm picking up like maybe 10 12 piles a week you know after the winter time i would never

01:01pay um so what would you if you could afford it what would you pay someone to do for you we just

01:07talked yesterday about that um folding laundry machine that's ridiculously expensive uh but that's

01:15one of the chores that most people hate is folding laundry i'll throw it in the washing machine i'll

01:20throw it in the dryer but then when it comes to folding i'm nowhere to be seen

01:24i don't remember the last time i folded a clothes oh man oh we we tag team folding laundry at my

01:31place like my girlfriend takes everything downstairs puts it in the washer puts it in the dryer and when

01:35she brings it upstairs we you both do it that's what it goes by faster that way because i know i hate

01:40it and i know she hates it so we try to knock it out quick exactly yeah quick and fast and it's done

01:46yeah um let's go to tony from boston hey tony how are you hey good morning sippy cuck

01:53sippy cuck to you as well sir so what would you pay someone to do for you if you could afford it

01:59um i'd want a machine but uh right before my alarm goes off while i'm still asleep there's something to

02:06brush my teeth just while i'm still unconscious i love that i just um that's not one of those things

02:13that has ever been like uh oh man i need to save that two minutes no never that's why i know you

02:20guys would never make good women i mean there's so many things that we have to do

02:24i'd be the most disgusting disgusting disgusting i'd be a gross lady dude i'd be one of those gross

02:31ladies i was just like looking at my neck and i hadn't shaved like my neck beard for a minute

02:35and i was like dear christ you're you're a horrid horrid man if i was a woman i'd be like hey anybody

02:44wanna bang me anybody wanna bang like the landlord from kingpin

02:49i'd be like oh look at me i'd have the hairiest everything oh my god be like my bush is getting

02:58all tangled up today like i'd be so disgusting oh my god i'm too lazy i'm too lazy to be a woman

03:07i'm too lazy to be a chick oh yeah this is such the like nothing compared to all the other things

03:13i have to do yeah i know like yeah no you guys do a lot we don't we don't anybody got time for that

03:19the thing is if i was a woman like you see how i come in here oh yeah so like lisa comes in she

03:23looks great thank you like i come in here it's like you all right dude yeah like you just rolled

03:29out of bed you're still in the clothes yesterday you all right but andy everything work out because

03:34a woman would be the same thing i'd be like sorry everybody sorry i'm on my period

03:39oh no andy's on his period lady andy's off for a couple of days he's on his period anybody got a

03:49tampon because i forgot to buy them i forgot to buy them it's a heavy flow day for lady andy guys

03:57watch out it's so hard to find a good man it's so hard to find a good man lady andy maybe if you

04:07tightened it up a bit lady andy hey you know i gotta wear a one piece at the beach i count i'm fat

04:14maybe if you got one of those automatic toothbrushers lady andy that would help you oh man that'd be

04:19gross be real gross oh my goodness lady my panties just keep blowing apart

04:31oh you'd be a nasty lady i would

04:37things were meant to be the way they are yeah i know i was i'm glad i'm a dude yeah

04:40because like that it's like you know you can hide out just by being a dude it's camouflage

04:47you know what i need is i need like a manager for like stuff like i haven't done my taxes i'm not

04:52good at the taxes it's almost time yeah it's like a couple days like a couple of days

04:59andy we gotta get to it i go home and i sit and i'm like no i can't i just

05:03it's just a 50 dollar program you just put in some information and it doesn't all the work for

05:09you i'm never gonna do it i'm like terrible at all that stuff but again we're lucky you're not a

05:14lady green bean oh i'd be the grossest green beana green beana sorry i'm late again boys

05:24it's okay green bean i guess i feel like we already worked with green beana oh yeah no don't

05:32i'm not like that

05:35no you're not you'd be like that to the extremes yeah i feel like your bits wouldn't smell just

05:40your life no no no you'd be like those things are fresh that's the one thing you'd manage to take

05:46care of yeah i'm bad at all that i'd like somebody to like just kind of organize that's what a woman

05:52is for yeah i know and that's a challenge all on its own that's a whole another thing i'm just

05:58like well i don't know if it's worth all the pain exactly they'll manage your life but it's

06:03and ruin it at the same time somehow yeah absolutely

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