Lisa's Fashion Dreams

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new product being sold that Lisa thought she might have only had dreams about and Andy shares his problem with skinny mirrors.

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00:00Amazon Echo has a new edition out, and this time it has a built-in camera.

00:13The camera can take videos and photos that are full-length.

00:17If you live in a big city with a small apartment that doesn't allow for something like a full-length mirror,

00:23you can just have it snap a pic and send it to you.

00:26So that's a bonus, I guess.

00:27But what it can also do, it can style check you.

00:32I heard about this.

00:34It allows look to learn and collect advice from specialists in fashion.

00:39So you try on outfits, and it'll critique you and tell you how you look.

00:44Tell me a video of this. I don't know if...

00:46Look your best.

00:47Alexa, take a photo.

00:52Introducing Echo Look.

00:53Just pick two outfits, and Style Check will give you a recommendation based on current trends and what flatters you.

00:59Alexa can also help you create a personal lookbook.

01:02It shows you what you wore and when, so you can keep track of your favorites and take your closet with you.

01:07Wherever you go, Alexa.

01:09Alexa.

01:10But it's never going to be rude to you.

01:12Like, because...

01:13Wait until I try it.

01:15And man, do you ever see yourself from the back?

01:17Like, accidentally from, like, a photo?

01:19I've never seen the back.

01:20I've never seen the back of me.

01:20Like, somebody takes a photo and you're in the background, but it's like your back, which you've never seen.

01:24Oh, yeah.

01:26Let me tell you, that is depressing.

01:28Yeah, this is, like, more ways for you to feel bad about yourself.

01:31Oh, I know.

01:31How does it look?

01:33You're going to want a moo-moo in a cape.

01:34You are fat.

01:35You're a big, fat ass.

01:38I do want this.

01:39I do.

01:39Yeah.

01:40I had heard about it.

01:41I had read about it, and I went to sleep.

01:44And then I woke up and I thought I dreamt it.

01:47And I'm like, what is that thing that...

01:49Something about fashion that I need.

01:51Some magical fashion camera.

01:52And now I'm so glad that you brought this up.

01:54Because I'm like, that's it!

01:55That's what I need!

01:59What is this basic fashion device that I dreamt it?

02:02Because you guys don't even get it.

02:03Like, Lisa will just...

02:05Something about fashion will be bothering her so much.

02:08She's got to tell me about it.

02:10You're the only one I really see first thing in the morning.

02:12So, like, in the morning, like, it was a couple days after.

02:15She had wore some dress in here.

02:17And then she came in.

02:18And she was like...

02:20Dress I wore a couple days ago was a fail.

02:24Why?

02:25I was like, what?

02:27I was like, sure.

02:29Whatever.

02:29She said...

02:31Yeah.

02:31And she was just like, dress I wore a couple days ago was a fail.

02:34Had to wear it anyway.

02:35It was going to be late for work.

02:37Anyway.

02:38It's funny that you think about style so much that it's in your dreams.

02:41Yeah.

02:42Did I imagine the Echo look?

02:45Yeah.

02:45Either that or she's designing fashion products in her dream to make fashion better.

02:49No, I knew there was something, though, that I needed.

02:51And I'm like, what was that?

02:52I must have dreamt it.

02:54It was a dream.

02:55Alexa would just keep telling me, I don't understand.

02:57I feel like you have nine clothes.

03:00One thing, if he could notice, like...

03:02Andy, you have mustard on that shirt.

03:04I know.

03:04Right?

03:04It would be every day.

03:05I'd be like, God!

03:06God damn it, Alexa, you're right!

03:13Andy, you wore that outfit 23 times this month.

03:16Oh, Alexa, you whore!

03:17You're right on the money!

03:18Yeah.

03:21Andy, you failed the stain check.

03:23Oh, damn it!

03:25Every day, it's something, Alexa.

03:27He'd just be fighting with Alexa every morning.

03:29Here's a look at yourself from the backside.

03:31No, Alexa!

03:33No, no, no, no!

03:34Call Dave.

03:35Not coming into work today.

03:38Alexa, call Dave.

03:40Hello, Dave.

03:40Andy won't make it today.

03:42He doesn't like his backside.

03:44Seriously.

03:45I do.

03:46I'll see pictures of it, and I'm like...

03:48Because I think, I'm like, oh, I've got kind of a sweet ass.

03:50You're wider than you think you are.

03:51Yeah, no.

03:52Yeah, there's no doubt.

03:52There's a mirror at my house.

03:54It's like a full-length mirror, and it's like...

03:56Is it the skinny mirror?

03:57It's a skinny mirror, I think.

03:58I love skinny mirrors.

03:59I hate them, because, like, that's why.

04:01I told you, mirror, mirror on the wall.

04:03Yeah, I'm like, mirror, mirror on the wall.

04:04You're full of crap.

04:05Yeah.

04:06Because it is, I'm like, dude, I'm like...

04:08I'm sexy as hell.

04:11I'm like, what?

04:13I'm like, do the side thing.

04:14I'm like, oh, Jesus.

04:16Certain mirrors are better than others.

04:17I'm like, goddamn, Greg.

04:18I'm sexy as hell.

04:22It's making sense.

04:23You're like a plus-size male and model, buddy.

04:28And then I look at a regular mirror, and I'm like, whoa!

04:31Jeez.

04:31Yeah.

04:32Okay, well, would you want Alexa to tell you you're looking great, even when you're not?

04:37Like, would that help your ego, and would it start your day off right?

04:40Or would you want her to be honest and say...

04:42I feel like honesty is the best policy.

04:44Yeah, I would want her to be honest.

04:45Okay, you know, I'd have a setting.

04:47Like, I'd hope it'd be a slider bar that I could be like, okay, well, on most people,

04:51like on Lisa, she's like, if I don't get a 95%, I'm not leaving, Alexa.

04:56And I'm like, Alexa, if I get a 50%, tell me I look great and send me on my way.

05:02I tend to not believe compliments, so if she took me, like, told me I look great, I'd be

05:06like, you're a lying robot!

05:08Come on to me, robot, bitch!

05:10You whore!

05:11Dressing robot!

05:12Don't lie to me.

05:14Don't lie to me, you robot liar!

05:16Andy, you forgot to change your underpants today.

05:18Oh!

05:19Jeez, Alexa.

05:21That's weird, because I'm not wearing any.

05:23I just go to her.

05:25So what is this called?

05:27It is.

05:28It's called Echo Look.

05:29Okay.

05:30Echo Look.

05:30It wasn't just a Lisa dream.

05:32No!

05:32It wasn't just a magical fantasy.

05:34Find us today before I forget again.

05:36Fashion dream.

05:36I wish we could see Lisa's dreams over there later.

05:39Oh, God.

05:39Like Justin Theroux picking out outfits for her.

05:41Yeah, exactly.

05:43He just keeps telling her she looks great.

05:45You look amazing in that.

05:48That's an invention.

05:49You look amazing in that.

05:50That's what we need.

05:52Lisa's fashion dreams.

05:54I wish you'd take it off.

05:55Damn.

05:56Yeah.

05:57This is what we need to do.

05:57Damn.

05:58This is what we need to do.

06:02This is what we need to do.

06:03This is what we need.

06:04This is what we need to do to do.

06:04The truth is a good part of this.

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