Blankets, Wrinkles and Choking

Beasley Digital

The studio was really cold so Dave was trying to keep warm, Andy noticed something about his shirts recently and Lisa has been having some trouble with a new water bottle.

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00:00hi there it is dave and chuck the freak here on a thursday morning thank you for being with us

00:16appreciate it it is so cold in here i'm wearing a blanket like as james said i look like his

00:20grandma yeah it's very grandma like i put my fox sports blanket on i'm not even cold i'm not that

00:28cold either no but you guys gotta write this side of the room i think the the draft the draft sounds

00:33so old the draft's coming in from this side the draft is even fine no it's well i've got a sweater

00:38on though it's it's you dropping that much weight dude that's what it is i'm getting i'm feeling the

00:44cold because i'm losing weight yeah that's it like i've got a lot of i got like walrus blubber yeah

00:48we're good over here i could lay naked on an iceberg and be just fine oh well i'm freezing

00:56so

01:01so

02:07I just sucked up the blanket fuzz.

02:10Did you throw it away, the blanket?

02:11Yeah, I popped it in the corner, goddamn Fox Sports.

02:14Your free blanket fuzz.

02:17Thank you for the gift.

02:19Thanks for the blanket.

02:19Thank you for the gift.

02:24It got fuzz.

02:25Oh, that was a lot of action.

02:27There was a lot of action.

02:28We'll get a roller, a lint roller.

02:30Yeah, don't worry.

02:31Lisa's got lint rollers.

02:32Are you worried about it because of the peep show stuff?

02:35You don't want to be all fuzzy?

02:36Well, whatever.

02:36I've looked much worse.

02:37I mean, look at me.

02:38I pulled this out of the dryer, and it's been in there for like nine days.

02:41I looked at a peep show clip the other day of my black shirt.

02:45It looked like I was wearing a raisin.

02:48It's a little wrinkly still.

02:50Yeah, it's wrinkly because I don't care.

02:52There's like a part here that's just dainty so I can show a little hip.

02:54It's like sucking it up.

02:56I can show a little hip on me.

02:58Take that.

02:59Yeah.

02:59Lisa gets the hip show.

03:01Lisa gets the hip show.

03:03Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

03:06Oh, she loved it.

03:07She loved it.

03:09Oh, God.

03:12Lisa wins.

03:15Lisa gets the hip show.

03:17Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

03:21Oh, that's great.

03:23Ah, well.

03:23All right.

03:24So Dave's a fuzzy disaster.

03:27Andy's shirt's falling apart.

03:29I've taken 25 poops today.

03:32This show's a nightmare.

03:34I've been choking all the time.

03:38I've got a new cup with a straw.

03:39That's got to be it.

03:40You think that's it?

03:41Because the straw's like a bigger straw than a normal straw.

03:44You're starting not to love it, though.

03:46I mean, it's like two days in a row you've almost choked it.

03:48I never choke, and now all of a sudden I'm choking.

03:50I gave you a pass, too, today.

03:51I didn't bring it up.

03:52Yeah.

03:53I almost let you have it again.

03:55Well, it's just so rare to see.

03:57If it happens again, I'm letting you have it.

03:58I think the problem, can I say, from a choker standpoint, you're holding it in.

04:03You're trying to hold it in so you don't make noise, and that's making it worse.

04:05Let her rip, Lisa.

04:06Turn your mic off.

04:07Who cares?

04:07Well, I always turn my mic off when I take a drink.

04:10No, I know you turn it off, but I think you try and hold it in when you're coughing.

04:14No, so when you cough, you've got to like, oh!

04:17Oh, it does?

04:18I don't want to be obnoxious on the show.

04:20It's good for your health.

04:22Who cares?

04:22If you cough like that, I'm coming around.

04:24I'm coming around.

04:26Yeah, just leave the room.

04:27Yeah.

04:27We'll know.

04:27We'll be okay.

04:28Unless you're dying.

04:29Well, if it happens again, I'm going to have to get rid of the straw.

04:33It is your straw.

04:33That's the only, that's the cold.

04:34I just talked to James about it.

04:36James has the same cup, and we're like loving on this cup.

04:39Yeah, but he's used to sucking things back.

04:41Yeah, that's true.

04:42Dave would know.

04:45Damn it, Beck.

04:46Got you, Dave.

04:47Anyway.

04:47Let's move on.

04:48Enough of our troubles.

04:49Now on to yours.

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