Don't Make A Scene

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak were on a commercial break when Lisa decided to get coffee and she said something to Dave that he thinks was really Italian.

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01:00Hi, good morning. It is Dave and Chuck the Freak here at 843 on the 14th of September. Thanks for being with us.

01:06101 WRIF.

01:08Hey, Lisa.

01:08Hey.

01:08How are you?

01:10I'm good.

01:10Listen, this did something really Italian, I gotta say. It was really Italian, okay?

01:15So, she'll step out of the room occasionally and we all go, where's Lisa? Lisa's not here!

01:19And she doesn't like that we draw attention to it on the air, so she's like, I'm just going to get my coffee.

01:23Don't need to talk about it.

01:25Yeah.

01:25Just do your, get out of here, do your normal stuff.

01:28Do your normal little Dave stuff.

01:30Yeah.

01:30You don't need to talk about the fact that I'm getting a coffee.

01:33Big whoop.

01:34All right?

01:34Big whoop.

01:34Don't make a scene as well.

01:35Don't make a scene.

01:36Don't make a scene of mine.

01:38We just made a huge scene.

01:39Just getting a coffee.

01:40Don't get your panties in a bunch.

01:42Yeah.

01:43I'm just right here.

01:44I'll be right back.

01:45All right?

01:46On the side of this door here, you can see me through the window if you really, you know, cock your head to the side.

01:52You're real concerned, just have a glance.

01:54I'm getting some coffee.

01:55It was so Italian, just the way she presented it.

01:57Hey, hey.

01:59Just go on in and do your little Dave stuff.

02:02Don't make a, don't make a freaking deal about it.

02:04Do your radio show.

02:06You would do you.

02:08I do me.

02:08You do you.

02:09He's getting a coffee.

02:10Don't worry.

02:11I'll slide right back in here.

02:13You won't even notice.

02:15Sleep right in behind you.

02:17Slip it.

02:18Slip it into my chair.

02:19Don't make a deal.

02:20Don't say it.

02:22I couldn't get through this break without that coffee, so I needed to do whatever I had to do to get it.

02:27Dave, listen.

02:28First, shut up, Dave, and listen.

02:30All right?

02:31I'm going to go in there.

02:32I totally interrupted your conversation.

02:33You're going to do your Dave thing.

02:34I'm going to get coffee.

02:36Everybody's going to be fine.

02:40Yeah, she laid down the lock.

02:42It didn't work.

02:43No big hullabaloo.

02:45Nothing needs to be said.

02:46I'm just going to get a hot beverage.

02:49I don't need all your yolks, your jokey times, trying to get some coffee, trying to live like everybody else.

02:55Like I'm not back in the room because I'm irresponsible or something.

02:58The big wigs or something.

03:00I don't want them to eat it.

03:01I'm getting coffee.

03:02Hey, I'm waiting on a machine over here.

03:05I'm waiting on a goddamn machine.

03:07I was.

03:07I had to fill it with water.

03:09Hey, man.

03:10That'll set you back.

03:11It'll set me back.

03:12Well, I have an emergency parking spot.

03:13You never have to worry about me.

03:14Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:15No, I know.

03:16I'm like, oh, I don't understand.

03:17I knew you guys would make a scene, though.

03:19I knew they were like, oh, they're going to make a scene.

03:21I'm not going to embarrass myself.

03:22I probably wouldn't have if you hadn't have got all Italian on me.

03:24Hey, Dave, hey, hey.

03:25Don't even mention it.

03:27No, but it all depends, because if she took a minute longer, like if that machine took

03:33a minute longer, it would have been a big deal.

03:36Yeah, it would have.

03:36Because you would have been doing your Dave stuff, and then all of a sudden you'd be like,

03:41and the other stuff we're going to do.

03:44Hey, Lease, thanks for joining us.

03:47I did that once.

03:48I got out of the room.

03:50It's like a freaking.

03:51I know.

03:52We're allowed to do it to you.

03:53Well, you were sitting in your office.

03:56Yeah, you were in your office.

03:57That was pretty funny.

03:58We had to talk about that.

03:59Yeah, you did.

04:00And plus, we can't pretend you're not here, because you've kind of set everything up.

04:04Yeah, because it's like, hey, hi, everybody.

04:05It's me, Chuck.

04:05Hey, it's...

04:06Welcome back to the Rift.

04:08It's pretty obvious when you're gone.

04:10Let me see what we're doing today.

04:13Turns out there's...

04:15I don't know.

04:16All right.

04:16From now on, if you're not here, I'll not mention it.

04:19Okay.

04:19I'll be in.

04:20I'm just going to slip in.

04:21Unless I'm missing for a while.

04:22Please come look for me.

04:23You know what?

04:24Seriously, this is an idea.

04:25Get out in the hallway.

04:26We can't talk about it.

04:27No, we can't.

04:28We can't just keep going.

04:29Okay, but here's an idea.

04:30Here's an idea.

04:30Send someone to look for me, but maybe let's not make a big deal about it.

04:36Everything's got to be discreet.

04:37Yeah.

04:39All this attention...

04:40Don't need it.

04:42If you find me...

04:44Listen.

04:44Also, if you find me passed out in the bathroom, I'd appreciate you didn't talk about that

04:50much either.

04:51That would get talked about, probably.

04:54You were like this close to being like, somebody needs to keep their mouth shut.

05:00I did get that total Italian vibe, though, for that where I was like, ooh.

05:04We all were like...

05:06Shut it, baby.

05:09Shut it.

05:09Yeah.

05:10Shut it.

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