Lisa Goes Full Italian

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A disgusting video and a caller who had more important things to do than talk to the show made Lisa react in a very Italian way.

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00:00is it weird that my significant other does blank you fill in the blank with that question

00:15and get on the riff lines at 248-544-WRIF 248-544-9743 or text 4WRIF 49743 um okay here's

00:27one is it weird um my girlfriend can suck her own boobies that's not weird that's she does it while

00:35she's pleasuring herself that's a go-to move in the in the porn realm if i could suck my own boob i

00:41would i'm almost there i'm almost there i'm probably pop one of these bitches in my mouth

00:49that not as hot no no it'd be weird for a guy to do it oh my god i don't know if there's video of a

00:59guy doing it oh no dude there's fat dudes out there that have no shit yeah i know that's what i mean

01:04please please guys he types it sucks his nipple is that what we're looking for yeah

01:09let's turn that volume up oh yeah oh is it there i think we found it i think we found it

01:19oh my god you got it oh my jesus jesus that's a dude oh look at the length of those nipples

01:26that's not a guy that's a guy lisa wait i gotta go on the screen for a second

01:31oh damn oh god oh god oh god oh god

01:36what's that why does he have tits like that

01:43oh mailed apple sucker oh just like fat cut titties he's got like i've got bitch pits

01:50oh there you go there you go so yeah i'm almost there

01:57those are his i didn't look long enough to get those are his the mustache made it worse

02:05we go plumbers people want to see you tweet it out yeah you got to tweet it out they want to see it

02:10if they want to see it then they can see it

02:14oh oh yeah they want to see it you want to see it you're gonna go see it

02:23all right you wanna see you're gonna see it you're gonna ask for it

02:27you want this this is what you want you want twitter

02:32oh you want to see it

02:34dave dave they wanna see it

02:37you show up to him you give it to him dave

02:40to him, Dave. You give it to him.

02:42Goddammit, you give it to him. You asked for it.

02:43They're never going to be the same. You asked for it.

02:46You just remember, it's your own fault.

02:49Twitter?

02:49Old man licking his nipples.

02:53After that

02:54nipple sidetrack,

02:55let's get back on track.

02:57Back to the riff lines. The question we have for you right now is

03:00is it weird that my significant other

03:01does blank? You fill in the blank.

03:04Dylan, go ahead.

03:06Hi, Dylan.

03:08Oh,

03:09how's she going, eh? How's she going, eh?

03:13My

03:14girlfriend, she likes to

03:16stick her fingers, try and

03:18stick her fingers where the sun don't shine

03:19on a constant basis.

03:22Constant basis?

03:23Like even, like, not during sex?

03:26Not during sex.

03:28She tries to put her finger in your...

03:30Oh, no.

03:32He's got other calls.

03:34Oh, okay.

03:35You can't put us on hold here on the David Checkpoint Show.

03:38Sorry, that's not how the system works.

03:40But you've got important things you're talking about here.

03:42Yeah.

03:43This was...

03:43So, it was...

03:44What was it?

03:45His chick is trying to put fingers in his butt.

03:48In his?

03:48Yes.

03:49Yes.

03:49And not during sex, just all the time.

03:51Yeah.

03:52That's where she likes to rest her fingers.

03:54And you're calling to ask us if that's weird.

03:55Yeah.

03:57Yeah, it's weird.

03:58Are you kidding me?

04:00Are you calling us?

04:02Are you calling us on hold?

04:04You're doing that to us?

04:05Oh, you got a hold first off.

04:06Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:07You got a big business dealer on the line?

04:10Yeah.

04:10But don't you realize you're calling us?

04:13Oh, we wait for you?

04:15Oh, oh, we wait for you.

04:16Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:17Just put us on hold, yeah.

04:19Do what you like.

04:19Make your breakfast.

04:20Talk to the kids.

04:22Close your deal.

04:23Come back.

04:24Talk about the fingers in your butt.

04:26We got all day here.

04:28You thought it was kind of important.

04:30That's why you got a hold.

04:31That's why you talked to Jason.

04:34You waited.

04:35You waited an hour.

04:38But now, now we're not good enough for you.

04:42We're just not good enough for you.

04:44Is that what it is?

04:45You got a close to the deal.

04:46I hope that's not what it is.

04:47Because I feel like that's what it is.

04:54Oh, we'll be right with you again.

04:58You got a pressing matter to attend to.

05:01Fingers in your butt.

05:03We are nobody.

05:04Don't you worry.

05:07I'll be honest here.

05:08I feel really disrespected right now.

05:10I feel really disrespected.

05:12And when I feel disrespected, it's probably not going to be good for you.

05:16Things in life are not going to work out for you right now.

05:20I'm sitting here with bells on, waiting for a good finger in the butt story.

05:25No, but boom, you're gone.

05:27Just like that.

05:29The look on her face when he said to go on hold, she was like...

05:33Did he just ask that?

05:38Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing?

05:40Just put us on hold.

05:41I got to talk to the doctor or something, because something ain't clicking right up here.

05:45I think he said, will you hold?

05:50You know what I think it is?

05:51I think you forgot who you're talking to.

05:57Yeah.

05:59Italian Lisa.

06:00Got other people to help.

06:03Got better things to do with my time anyway.

06:05Anything else I could do for you?

06:07Yeah.

06:08You feel free to call back whenever you want.

06:10Remember if it's your schedule.

06:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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