Italian Ass Meal

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how some people end up living different lives than they were pushed to have, and one example from a listener leads to the show watching a gross video involving a woman and an Italian dinner.

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00:00so if your parents pushed you and you ended up switching life paths and you want to reach out

00:111-855-954-6969 if you want to call in 1-855-954-6969 because we have a mormon missionary

00:19who left the church to get into porn it's a big switch yeah huge not a shock no no right

00:29then these things happen yeah um 30 year old addy andrews felt sexually repressed as a mormon

00:38missionary and left the church and is now doing well in the world of porn she's risen through the

00:43ranks in the world of adult entertainment despite her god-fearing upbringing um we put a link to

00:49her story up at daveandchuckthefreak.com um this one's out of little north boston my friend

00:56straight-a student in high school both her parents doctors sent her to california to become a doctor

01:00within a few months in california she was out partying met ron jeremy gave him a bj in his

01:05limo dropped out of school became a porn star that's 17 years ago just moved back home to

01:12boxford mass found jesus again her name is lily ray rose

01:17she had quite a run i said one one bj well to the hedgehog will make you switch your life

01:29well he's like he's like one of porn's prophets yeah he's like the john the baptist

01:38she does a lot of she did a lot of backdoor stuff sure yeah well a lot of backdoor stuff

01:46oh she you can see why she got out of the business though looks like things went down

01:51does she what what's going on she doing cocaine out of a vagina uh i believe she's eating food

01:56oh my goodness yeah that's uh she has an anal babes number two oh that's not how you make pasta

02:07no it's not is that spaghetti yeah i think so what is she doing she's pooping out spaghetti

02:12oh okay oh okay dinner's ready oh okay just pooping out spaghetti oh my god nice

02:19whoa she got just spaghetti all the fixings this girl got up to some business i think she just pulled

02:26out a tomato that's a tomato you have to watch it you have to watch her work yeah that's got three

02:32she listens to the show her friend does her friend is not a good look oh that's too much

02:37those are fettuccine noodles now that we look at it that's fettuccine so she went to be a doctor

02:41but then she started pooping tomatoes out of her yes lisa yes yes quite a turn

02:48and i don't it's not chopped tomatoes a whole tomato no no look yeah like she's got them over

02:55there on her uh on the counter you can see them on the counter okay so well depends i guess

03:02oh wow goodness gracious me there goes the wine there goes the wine there goes the wine christ

03:10it's a whole italian meal is coming out of her what a disgrace oh she's oh my god

03:17oh there's that garlic oh there's the tomato oh bam two tomatoes three tomatoes

03:24and an onion and an onion oh tomatoes and an onion what kind of tomatoes are we talking about

03:32we're talking about big old red dogs big boys big boys lisa she's pulling out some palm

03:37palm wonderful palm wonderful oh good meatballs meatballs that might make me throw up don't look

03:48at the don't look at the meatball does that look too is that mail oh boy no that's the alfredo

03:53that's the alfredo wow your friend from school is a filthy pig well don't stop now we gotta see

04:01see the finale see it through see it through she's put a spoon in there don't ruin meatballs for

04:06yourselves i don't wanna it's spaghetti and meatballs what is it that's a sauce that's a sauce

04:12that's a sauce that's a sauce that's a sauce it's a sauce it's a sauce oh no what's happening with the sauce

04:19she's pooping the sauce out onto the spaghetti and meatballs little marinoe no everything came out of

04:24there she's put everything in there whole meal and then into a bowl did you say something about

04:31garlic bread or were you just saying no there was garlic butter yeah looks like she's leathering up

04:36the back door with some garlic butter before she shoved those tomatoes in she's uh if they want

04:40to be really impressive i want to see the guy eat that meal at the end of the video she was eating

04:44it dude that's horrible she ate it yeah she was shoving it in her mouth i didn't see it

04:49you tell you you tell your friend there in massachusetts she is one filthy bitch well she

04:54found jesus your friend how do you how are you friends with i don't know if they're friends

04:58now they say she's found jesus after making that italian ass meal she's found jesus okay you still

05:04don't go to her dinner parties no she's not the only one who made that video the same video was

05:09made by other people well different things i even think that i wonder what she makes on asian night

05:14oh my god you don't want to have chili peppers and stuff in there like don't to no tie oh yeah

05:20mexican nice ties out she's gonna she's in a pool there with it with it you can't even say it

05:26i'm not sure that's her or not her butt's like a slow cooker

05:30that was disgusting yeah sounds disgusting i like i i i had that almost made me yeah it was you're

05:40right the meatballs that resembled like like balls of turd yeah just like balls of turd i know it was

05:48turd balls i guess i meant to say i put it to you a balls of turd and they're looking like a balls of

05:56turd and they're looking like a balls of turd the meatballs that come out to look like a balls of a turd

06:04it is like a balls of a fesses the for the chin in it came out she was eating it at the end i

06:13didn't see you read it eat out of the butt stuff dude i know i don't like to eat it it's probably

06:17healthy it's probably healthy yeah no it's bad not healthy no i mean healthy for you to to be

06:24disgusted man i was like well that'd be a healthy mind i was like weight watchers tells me that's full

06:29of carbs no yeah no it's a good thing you didn't like it your problem you're right the butt is

06:35yeah

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