Fountain of Youth

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Dave & Chuck the Freak decide to watch another horrifying video involving a granny during a discussion of the things they have seen while working on the show.

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00:00oh god i feel like i was so innocent when this show started yeah i bet now i'm tainted not

00:16knowing so many things and now we just know too many things that's the thing i hate the knowledge

00:21i have yeah we know too much i have trouble sleeping sometimes what a burden you can't

00:26unsee the stuff we've seen i can't i i'll be like robin you gotta get out of here i'm thinking

00:31about work you don't want to know you don't want to know what i think you want to see a bee crawl

00:38into a p-hole oh my gosh johnson no go back here you're singing at your hospital job

00:46go back to the joys of life you have stare at your computer screen

00:53never see the church of fudge

00:56ever seen an 85 year old woman get railed

00:59by a 25 year old man

01:02have you ever seen that woman really enjoying it

01:07yeah we've seen some things 85 year old woman brought to the heights of pleasure

01:17is not something it needs to see don't yep eeks oh man i just thought of like the worst thing i could

01:27ever see oh well you can't say it don't say it can't say it don't say it i don't want to think

01:33about it i've seen some unbelievable five year old grandma andy for a second oh are you doing the

01:39what could you no i can't imagine what is what you did what is it the fountain of youth oh god

01:48old lady squirting

01:49i feel like that'd be the worst thing you could ever see oh it would be it would

01:55i don't think they have it in them

01:57i don't think they have it in himself check if they have

02:00no no no check if they have it check if they have it don't do it yeah do it old lady

02:11yeah i've never seen this they have old lady squinting no no no no squinting

02:18old lady squinting is the first thing that comes up

02:22oh my god how did you even come up with this i just it it hit me like the worst thing i could

02:29ever decide to do all right it's the worst thing i could ever think of right of seeing thank god my

02:34computer's so slow that it won't open up you're like dan akroyd when he thought of the marshmallow

02:37man and it came and attacked everybody i'm like sorry guys just popped in there oh man oh your

02:44whole computer's just turning off well because the computer knows it's like don't you don't want

02:48to do this dave i'm windows 97 don't it won't let me look at squirt and granny oh it was just

02:56about it was just about to let you oh oh god oh there's one right there squirt and granny sprays

03:02right there look it down right there oh god oh my god just the screen cap is goddamn horrifying

03:09she's about 85 oh my god oh my god chuck you're a son of a goddamn

03:15okay so she's old oh my god i mean she's no what is that that's her uh that's what's left of her

03:27so it's grandma just peeing everywhere oh there's grandma getting into it who's throwing up it was

03:49somebody who's about to be me oh andy don't go it looks like a turkey neck it looks like a bad ham

03:54hold on hold on we got it we got trouble here comes trouble's brewing

03:58oh my god i wonder what she's saying

04:03what if her friends call her old faithful it's over

04:14my days of boners are done oh she's not done though she's not done jesus he's got round two in her

04:23i'm sorry that's the one thing i just thought of the worst thing i could ever see

04:31it turns out it is pretty goddamn bad sir chuck turns out it is bad andy does that beat everything

04:39that you've seen oh the worst thing i've ever seen this you guys really think that's worse than

04:44watching her give a hot carl games games really games we've been through so much on this question

04:53that lady's that lady's vagina just what was it it's like she was did you say it was a bat look

04:59like a bad ham no it looks like a part of a turkey like i'm it's like if you you know it looked like

05:07one of those turduckens almost or something like there was a duck inside of a turkey

05:12when they sew it together yeah yeah chuck what is the worst thing you've ever seen on this show

05:18i don't want to on this show yeah like when we've has anything affected you or you're you're fine with

05:23nothing the worst the the most uh

05:27if it's sexual clip probably the stiletto

05:34oh yeah that's a bad one okay probably the stiletto

05:37is is tough you know oh egg shoot just came to me

05:42shut it okay can we stop well i'm so done i just want to leave a go

05:47go i just want to go i just want to go now

05:50anyways she was stop talking chuck

05:56shut her mouth open florida septum coming up in just a second

06:00she was ready what made a florida man shoot his son in the legs i'm gonna tell you about that

06:04after chuck the jackass check sports

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