Dave's New X-Rated Nursery Rhyme

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a video of an Australian TV host's on air slip up, which leads to a discussion about medical terms for body parts and a new adult-oriented nursery rhyme from Dave!

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00:00you know a lot of us screw up on the air all the time

00:08i speak for myself saying me more than others grew up on the air screw up screw oh i thought

00:16you said grew up too okay so did i screw up saying screw up yeah you sure did yeah you did

00:21grew up i'm like you grew up on the air i didn't know you had a childhood radio i was like i kind

00:26of grew up on the air i'm like yeah we kind of and i was like okay you okay screw up on the air i guess

00:33i had a silent s i don't know that's hilarious yeah you said screw up and you screwed up jesus

00:39yeah we all screw up yeah we all yeah yes definitely a lot uh this guy so there's like

00:46remember the show i don't know if it's still on i don't think so the tv show the doctors

00:49like it was a daytime tv show was a bunch of doctors on a talk show oh yeah i don't think

00:55yes i do remember i do remember that so they have a version of that in australia and um this was live

01:02on the air the other day when one of the hosts was talking about apps that could replace you know

01:08jobs for doctors like they'll just look it up on an app they don't need to go to a doctor anymore

01:13right but he made a little bit of an error introducing the guest uh moving on to some

01:19worrying news now and supposedly doctors waiting rooms may soon be empty with advanced new medical

01:24apps being developed to help people diagnose and treat themselves we're joined now by the oracle on

01:30everything kitty flanagan now kitty kitty should i be worried about my job whoa

01:35well uh if you keep calling me clitty you should yeah

01:40as a uh as a doctor because i know you do like to uh run around pretending to be a medical

01:55practitioner i love her i know oh man great great comeback incredible yeah live

02:05tv oh god that's a that's a tough one yeah that is it's just it's uh i it just must be a lot

02:12easier in other places where they're just cool about whatever you know like you can say that the

02:18people are a little more relaxed yes you know you can make a joke absolutely that's the uk that's

02:24australia that's pretty much a lot of other countries because we i remember getting pulled in

02:30because we said clitoris and uh you're not allowed to say the actual right we were just

02:37i mean you are allowed to say it but people are uptight about it our boss was our boss was furious

02:44first came over here and i had the whole list of oh yeah i mean yeah was clitoris on there

02:49no i don't think so i don't have the note anymore so i can't reference it but i don't think it had

02:56that if it did that's hilarious medical term it is a clinical term for a part of your body for ladies

03:03i don't know i felt i felt like they didn't like that it's the same as penis i just remember what's

03:08the deal the the one boss that we had at the very start yeah and he was like you said clitoris

03:15you said clitoris here no the old place yeah that guy oh god that guy yeah i'm afraid to say that

03:26yeah i know clitoris on here very often well i mean it doesn't come up that often i guess there's

03:33other like ways that is it's said yeah yes yeah but it is it's fine to say it's a medical term it is

03:43what is what my argument right it's like saying toe or elbow exactly toe elbow clitoris toe elbow

03:52clitoris let's not start that song yeah don't start that it's just another part of your body toe elbow

04:00clitoris no because it sounds like a song where you have to touch all the parts

04:04exactly yeah that's all i was thinking yeah you gotta touch all the shoulders knees clitoris

04:12oh god here he goes here he goes he's he's dying you can't hide he's dying he thinks it's hilarious

04:24are you okay i'm sorry he literally completely breathed in a whole mouthful of water oh it's

04:35wrapping up anytime now the camera's not even on him oh it's fine can't hear him yeah i know where

04:41my no cameras yeah yeah i know where you're going to death on camera that's okay what are you looking

04:47at the eye in the sky you did choke to death on camera 100 yeah manual control sometimes oh yeah

04:54bastard face yeah anyway bastard face that's what you are today hit the button he's got the buttons

05:02he's got the power of the buttons over there and the training get the power and the training okay

05:09so yeah there you go sing that all day have fun with it don't sing that yeah sing it

05:14oh yeah elbows toes clitoris i don't know i forgot one we already that's why it didn't really stick

05:21it's done it's over

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