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Lock Her Up Your Honor
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Italian woman who is being taken to court by her husband for mistreatment of the family...by which he means not cleaning and cooking enough.
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those fuggin Italians
00:15
this is such an Italian story
00:17
an Italian woman
00:20
is facing up to
00:21
six years in jail
00:22
lock her up
00:22
after her husband
00:25
took her to court
00:26
for not cooking
00:28
and cleaning enough
00:29
oh come on
00:30
you know what I'm saying
00:31
listen you know what I'm saying
00:33
your honor
00:35
I'd just like to make a case
00:38
look at exhibit A
00:41
my plate empty
00:43
there's nothing on it
00:45
this is my actual plate
00:47
the 40 year old guy
00:50
from Sonino
00:51
in Lazio
00:53
south central Italy
00:54
is charging his wife
00:58
with mistreatment of the family
01:00
yeah
01:00
wow that's an amazing charge
01:02
that's an amazing Italian charge
01:04
yes it is
01:04
you mistreatment of the family
01:06
you know what I mean
01:07
you know what I'm saying
01:08
like
01:09
she was kind of dirty
01:10
and didn't really clean
01:12
and cook
01:13
cook
01:14
that's a big one
01:15
the husband brought the charges
01:17
claiming it was due to her
01:18
poor management
01:19
of the household chores
01:21
yes
01:22
this is actually going to trial
01:24
of course it is
01:25
it's Italy
01:26
which is why I'll never live there
01:27
I like to vacation in Italy
01:29
I don't want to ever live in Italy
01:31
I would be in jail
01:33
into
01:33
a day
01:35
I don't know what they charge you with
01:36
but they'll come up with something
01:37
who knows
01:38
just
01:39
something
01:40
yeah speaking back
01:41
speaking
01:41
yeah exactly
01:42
your honor
01:46
she's charged with
01:47
not liking being whistled at
01:49
of course it's a 10 year felony
01:55
dirty looks
01:58
she's charged with
01:59
two counts of dirty looks
02:00
Lisa gives us dirty looks
02:01
every day
02:01
exactly
02:02
you kidding
02:03
not liking being whistled at
02:05
and two dirty look charges
02:07
oh I really
02:09
your honor
02:09
I'm truly
02:10
I'm hurt
02:11
exhibit B
02:14
my living room
02:16
god damn disaster
02:17
look at it
02:18
pick up
02:20
for god sakes
02:21
she'll go to jail
02:22
I bet
02:23
I think she will
02:24
Italy has some stuff figured out
02:25
we're going to court
02:27
you know what
02:29
enough is enough
02:30
wouldn't that be amazing though
02:32
if you could be like
02:33
Amber
02:33
I'm taking you to court
02:34
there's no dinner tonight
02:36
well there would be
02:37
some stuff getting done
02:38
amazing
02:38
that would be amazing
02:39
Dave says that would be amazing
02:42
yeah of course
02:43
not really
02:45
we like to live in freedom
02:48
where women have rights
02:50
well you know
02:51
in a man's fantasy land
02:53
yeah
02:53
you like voting don't you
02:55
well cook a little
02:57
once in a while
02:58
maybe amazing was harsh
02:58
yeah
02:59
dude always catches my words
03:01
clean in a bit
03:02
get off your ass
03:04
cook me a steak
03:07
go make some pasta
03:09
I'm calling the police
03:10
yeah
03:11
that's why you can never
03:12
even marry an Italian man
03:14
because it's just
03:15
they demand
03:16
all my buddies
03:17
were Italian
03:18
and they were
03:18
some of the stuff
03:20
that they said
03:21
when we were growing up
03:22
they were like
03:22
yeah you know
03:23
I'm going to keep
03:23
my wife in the garage
03:25
yeah I'm going to keep
03:27
a chain in the garage
03:28
I had like
03:29
one of my Italian buddies
03:31
said he was going to
03:32
keep his wife
03:32
chained in the garage
03:33
that was like his idea
03:35
I would have just assumed
03:37
like if you were a woman
03:38
in Italy
03:39
and you didn't cook
03:40
you would not get married
03:41
someone would not marry you
03:44
oh yeah you have to
03:45
it's just part of the deal
03:47
he kept like a journal
03:48
took photos every day
03:50
oh yeah
03:50
yeah
03:51
can't imagine what his entries
03:52
would be like
03:53
Tuesday
03:54
he's got like
03:56
undercover
03:57
he's got like a camera
03:58
set up on him
03:59
he's like
03:59
notice the undercover work
04:02
of her sitting on the couch
04:03
this is
04:06
it's dinner time
04:07
the date is March 3rd
04:08
the table is empty
04:10
there she is
04:12
just sitting there
04:12
well
04:13
but he's insulted
04:14
by the way she's
04:15
neglected cleaning their house
04:16
oh she is going to jail
04:18
guys
04:18
yeah absolutely
04:19
I feel so bad for her
04:20
she's going to go to jail
04:21
for six years
04:22
Lisa would still be
04:23
behind bars
04:24
oh my god
04:24
Lisa would be
04:25
no way
04:26
you are not there
04:27
Lisa would be a hardened
04:29
criminal
04:29
your honor
04:30
she cleans
04:31
pretty good
04:32
but she will not cook
04:34
so we got to put her in jail
04:39
I won't even clean
04:40
I'm not doing anything
04:41
she's not even cleaning
04:42
your honor
04:42
guilty
04:45
throw this brought in jail
04:47
now
04:48
they lead her out in shackles
04:50
it's risky for me
04:51
just to travel there
04:52
yeah
04:53
I can't imagine
04:54
living there
04:55
whoa
04:55
gotta be careful
04:56
Lisa
04:56
I can't imagine
04:59
why
05:00
you
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you
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and
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you
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you
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you
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