Lock Her Up Your Honor

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Italian woman who is being taken to court by her husband for mistreatment of the family...by which he means not cleaning and cooking enough.

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00:00those fuggin Italians

00:15this is such an Italian story

00:17an Italian woman

00:20is facing up to

00:21six years in jail

00:22lock her up

00:22after her husband

00:25took her to court

00:26for not cooking

00:28and cleaning enough

00:29oh come on

00:30you know what I'm saying

00:31listen you know what I'm saying

00:33your honor

00:35I'd just like to make a case

00:38look at exhibit A

00:41my plate empty

00:43there's nothing on it

00:45this is my actual plate

00:47the 40 year old guy

00:50from Sonino

00:51in Lazio

00:53south central Italy

00:54is charging his wife

00:58with mistreatment of the family

01:00yeah

01:00wow that's an amazing charge

01:02that's an amazing Italian charge

01:04yes it is

01:04you mistreatment of the family

01:06you know what I mean

01:07you know what I'm saying

01:08like

01:09she was kind of dirty

01:10and didn't really clean

01:12and cook

01:13cook

01:14that's a big one

01:15the husband brought the charges

01:17claiming it was due to her

01:18poor management

01:19of the household chores

01:21yes

01:22this is actually going to trial

01:24of course it is

01:25it's Italy

01:26which is why I'll never live there

01:27I like to vacation in Italy

01:29I don't want to ever live in Italy

01:31I would be in jail

01:33into

01:33a day

01:35I don't know what they charge you with

01:36but they'll come up with something

01:37who knows

01:38just

01:39something

01:40yeah speaking back

01:41speaking

01:41yeah exactly

01:42your honor

01:46she's charged with

01:47not liking being whistled at

01:49of course it's a 10 year felony

01:55dirty looks

01:58she's charged with

01:59two counts of dirty looks

02:00Lisa gives us dirty looks

02:01every day

02:01exactly

02:02you kidding

02:03not liking being whistled at

02:05and two dirty look charges

02:07oh I really

02:09your honor

02:09I'm truly

02:10I'm hurt

02:11exhibit B

02:14my living room

02:16god damn disaster

02:17look at it

02:18pick up

02:20for god sakes

02:21she'll go to jail

02:22I bet

02:23I think she will

02:24Italy has some stuff figured out

02:25we're going to court

02:27you know what

02:29enough is enough

02:30wouldn't that be amazing though

02:32if you could be like

02:33Amber

02:33I'm taking you to court

02:34there's no dinner tonight

02:36well there would be

02:37some stuff getting done

02:38amazing

02:38that would be amazing

02:39Dave says that would be amazing

02:42yeah of course

02:43not really

02:45we like to live in freedom

02:48where women have rights

02:50well you know

02:51in a man's fantasy land

02:53yeah

02:53you like voting don't you

02:55well cook a little

02:57once in a while

02:58maybe amazing was harsh

02:58yeah

02:59dude always catches my words

03:01clean in a bit

03:02get off your ass

03:04cook me a steak

03:07go make some pasta

03:09I'm calling the police

03:10yeah

03:11that's why you can never

03:12even marry an Italian man

03:14because it's just

03:15they demand

03:16all my buddies

03:17were Italian

03:18and they were

03:18some of the stuff

03:20that they said

03:21when we were growing up

03:22they were like

03:22yeah you know

03:23I'm going to keep

03:23my wife in the garage

03:25yeah I'm going to keep

03:27a chain in the garage

03:28I had like

03:29one of my Italian buddies

03:31said he was going to

03:32keep his wife

03:32chained in the garage

03:33that was like his idea

03:35I would have just assumed

03:37like if you were a woman

03:38in Italy

03:39and you didn't cook

03:40you would not get married

03:41someone would not marry you

03:44oh yeah you have to

03:45it's just part of the deal

03:47he kept like a journal

03:48took photos every day

03:50oh yeah

03:50yeah

03:51can't imagine what his entries

03:52would be like

03:53Tuesday

03:54he's got like

03:56undercover

03:57he's got like a camera

03:58set up on him

03:59he's like

03:59notice the undercover work

04:02of her sitting on the couch

04:03this is

04:06it's dinner time

04:07the date is March 3rd

04:08the table is empty

04:10there she is

04:12just sitting there

04:12well

04:13but he's insulted

04:14by the way she's

04:15neglected cleaning their house

04:16oh she is going to jail

04:18guys

04:18yeah absolutely

04:19I feel so bad for her

04:20she's going to go to jail

04:21for six years

04:22Lisa would still be

04:23behind bars

04:24oh my god

04:24Lisa would be

04:25no way

04:26you are not there

04:27Lisa would be a hardened

04:29criminal

04:29your honor

04:30she cleans

04:31pretty good

04:32but she will not cook

04:34so we got to put her in jail

04:39I won't even clean

04:40I'm not doing anything

04:41she's not even cleaning

04:42your honor

04:42guilty

04:45throw this brought in jail

04:47now

04:48they lead her out in shackles

04:50it's risky for me

04:51just to travel there

04:52yeah

04:53I can't imagine

04:54living there

04:55whoa

04:55gotta be careful

04:56Lisa

04:56I can't imagine

04:59why

05:00you

05:01and

05:02you

05:05you

05:13you

05:15you

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05:20you

05:21you

05:22you

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