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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail update from a listener and when Lisa asks Dave to repeat something, the show imagines what it would be like if they all couldn't hear each other.

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00:00this is an update if you recall this was actually a little while ago it was a guy who was deciding
00:12between the nice five oh or the hot nurse eight right yes can't remember what from from her past
00:23i think we said hot nurse we said because he was like yeah because he was like yeah he wasn't
00:27really into the five just because she was nice she was so nice yeah so if you missed the original
00:32email this is a little recap here he's a 24 year old guy uh he was messing around last summer with
00:38a hot nursing student she's an eight he's about a seven uh he wanted more but she didn't because he
00:44i guess has a kid and she doesn't want oh yeah yeah so uh he said right now this was a few weeks
00:52ago he was with a really kind girl who's only a five little thick that never bothered him no he's
01:00never had a woman treat him so good though of course uh but when they had sex she would be
01:07a too tight she'd be what too tight too tight too tight too tight i was trying to be subtle
01:15she was what what was wrong with her too tight i didn't hear you her vagina was tight lise
01:22huh speak up wait lisa needs clarification lisa needs to know exactly what you're talking about
01:30she was what really really tight lise can you say it again
01:37she was tight my aunt lisa what what are you saying she's what she was tight between her legs
01:47yes
01:47she was like she was a little too tight
01:50she was too what
01:53she was too what
01:56in between her legs was like a vice grip
02:00oh i get you now okay i don't remember that part of the story i didn't remember that part
02:09it was you're gonna have to say it again but louder we didn't we didn't focus on it i don't
02:16think too much i tried to skim by it again too but that didn't work who's she fighting
02:21your vagina's tight super tight what's so he's not right no tight vagina say it again super tight
02:32this is the future of our show i've been doing it so long and i can't
02:38yes you're right yes you're right
02:45no too tight i'm right not right tight
02:50we're in tight lisa look at me lisa's got tights
02:55crotch
02:56broken no tight twisted
03:01what do i care if she's flying kites who cares
03:05fly a kite go fly a kite
03:07jesus christ
03:10that is the future
03:12say it again dave
03:13hold on why i turn up my whisper 3000
03:18his penis won't fit
03:20oh my god
03:21jesus christ well don't be so loud about it don't say it so loud
03:25screaming like that
03:28oh my god dave
03:29i wasn't ready for that
03:32that's the funniest thing a radio show they can't hear each other
03:36i'll tell you this if we ever start in another market for the first whole day
03:50let's be let's be that show i love that
03:52that's super andy coffin yeah
03:56huh i didn't i didn't hear you i didn't quite
03:59what gonna have to lay that celebrity dirt on me again
04:03who's
04:07jennifer aniston
04:09she's white yeah she's white
04:10no
04:11no
04:12too tight
04:13well what did that bitch trip over
04:14she tripped on something
04:17oh my god
04:19yeah there's a future
04:20i tripped last night
04:21we have fast forwarded
04:22probably not
04:23not too far
04:24probably not
04:25so i got it now
04:26so she's too tight lisa
04:27which one is this
04:28she's a five
04:29it's a five
04:29the five's tight
04:30the five is nice
04:31she's real nice and real tight
04:34she's thick
04:36thick
04:36yeah
04:37thick nice and tight
04:38that's how i like them
04:40oh boy
04:41i don't know
04:43baby oh boy
04:47oh i don't know
04:48i don't know my stars and goddess
04:51so they ended it another way
04:53they had to end it another way
04:55she's nice
04:55yeah
04:55the hot nurse though
04:57just reappeared in his life
04:58and wanted to meet up
04:59and smoke
05:00which the nice one doesn't do
05:01so he was wondering
05:03should he risk
05:04getting his feelings hurt
05:05by the hot nurse again
05:06or just keep it going
05:07with the hot
05:08thick tight six
05:09or five
05:10um
05:11and we said
05:12well you can't
05:14i mean she's nice but tight
05:15you can't
05:15what are you gonna do right
05:16yeah exactly
05:17it's not a good fit
05:19so just
05:20it's not a good fit
05:20just go with the nurse
05:21and see what happens
05:22he has gone with the nurse
05:23and he's had some good times
05:25of course he has
05:27of course he has
05:28he went with who
05:29a purse
05:31he stole her purse
05:34why would he do that
05:35he took the girl's purse
05:37had a great time
05:38uh-huh
05:39the purse
05:41i don't know what you're saying
05:42or
05:43was it nurse
05:44nurse
05:45there you go
05:49always go with
05:51get us a nurse
05:53i need one of those
05:55always go with the hot nurse
05:57that's the advice here
05:58and dave and chuck to free
05:59yeah i mean poor
06:00tight five but