Peep Show: Awkward Appointments

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the awkward appointments they have experienced in medical situations or otherwise.

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00:00here's a question for you what's been your most awkward office visit like appointment

00:10this guy's was at the dentist whatever it was for you your most awkward appointment

00:141-855-954-6969 I can kind of relate to this guy 1-855-954-6969 your most awkward appointment

00:24or you can text us at 46969 this guy said I had to share this with you I just got done at the

00:30dentist just a normal cleaning this morning nothing out of the ordinary when it comes to pain

00:35I'm what many would refer to as a pussy or a bitch oh okay anyway the hygienist was picking at my teeth

00:42and she scraped up to my gums I flinched but had a tingling in my lower belly it scared me and hurt

00:52me I had a nerve something happened yeah she apologized and continued she accidentally though

01:00scraped and hit my gum again holy hell did it hurt and I flinched and became immediately erect

01:09what in the world I have no idea what was going on I tried to hide it but I couldn't my god I'm not

01:19sure if I was enjoying the pain enjoying the pain or subconsciously attracted to the older lady

01:25cleaning my teeth Jesus but either way guys absolutely embarrassing now I don't know what

01:32to do you guys are great anonymous Florida that's awful to me just the thought of that because I would

01:38be one thousand percent in jogging pants right all right I would one thousand percent hiding a boner

01:46in no my god no I got my teeth cleaned yesterday I gotta tell you no erection oh thank god good to

01:53hear Al that's great news yes yeah last time it got so awkward because they did they hit like

01:58underneath my gum and it hurt real bad and I made a noise with my mouth open I said

02:01yeah no I make sure like uh I had I have I guess it's like one weird little spot where uh there was

02:16like some damage or something done and I I have to give every new person a heads up because they'll just

02:22go in there with that pitchfork and they're like yeah I want to jam it I want to jam that spot I'm like no

02:27oh I hate that um another dentist one here from Carl hey Carl so uh we're talking about your most

02:34awkward appointment yeah I um I decided I was going to go to the dentist and get a root canal done

02:40because those sounded fun oh yeah and I had never had gas before I just don't I don't know why I

02:46guess I never needed any major mouth surgeries but they gave me gas for the very first time and they

02:51put it on and they were like count backwards from 10 and I was like what number and then I

02:56passed out and they startled me when they woke me up because the lady was like shaking my feet

03:01so I sat up like Jason Voorhees and grabbed her by her throat oh my god you choked her out

03:07oh my goodness didn't interact well with you at all oh my god no more of that for you no she was

03:13horrified I was horrified and I let go of her throat and I was just like I sincerely apologize

03:19please don't file assault charges yeah I'm sure they don't laugh like that after you do like that

03:25as I'm choking you to death I feel nothing on that gas I wish I've never had it I can't handle it

03:44I wish it was I wish it was a fun time I've had a lot of it yeah yeah yeah yeah at the dentist office

03:53I don't I think Andy's had higher doses okay yeah it does stuff to you I've never I've never tried it

04:02I've only had them do the the like the injection the freezing I tried it I didn't like it um honestly

04:07like I I always just found I could just have almost unlimited amounts of that stuff and I just

04:16was like never see anytime I've been knocked out I needed that I needed the shots anyway immediately

04:23Carly is in Florida hi Carly how are you hey guys balls balls uh talking about awkward appointments

04:30your boyfriend had one yes so I accompanied him to the hospital he was having manhood trouble

04:36at that point I've been with him six years he was uncomfortable for them to do you know a hand

04:42check without me so I'm in the room no big deal the doctor is holding his balls and the light shines in

04:52the room at just the right moment and he looks up at my boyfriend goes wow you have beautiful eyes

04:56no I'm laughing the nurses are laughing you can't have my balls in your hands and compliment me on

05:02anything I might fall in love the doctor he's read he leaves nurses were coming in just to laugh to

05:11like check out my boyfriend's eyes and when he finally came back in he was so embarrassed he couldn't

05:18say you know don't have sex he had said don't have uh couples tennis my poor boyfriend he's so

05:25innocent he played tennis so he's trying to understand why he can't and I'm like no no no

05:29God this doctor's the worst but God bless the boyfriend oh my God he God God gave him gorgeous

05:37eyes but not much up there Carly good luck with that guy I wish you the best yeah uh voice changing

05:43technology anonymous your most awkward appointment what was it anonymous um so I had first of all

05:50I had uh an adult circumcision and um I they kind of botched it oh kind of botched it I was in the

06:03office and uh I'm a grower not a shower so I was like hey it's uh the stitches aren't quite right and

06:08he was explaining to me that he had a hard time getting a hold of it and that's why it was messed

06:13up oh yeah he couldn't find your penis I have a hard time getting a hold of it yeah yep oh my God

06:22dude that's the worst story ever no I'd be like hey man put an elastic around it looks normal but uh

06:28it like instead of standing straight up it's kind of a leaning tower pizza it goes to the left oh my

06:34goodness they really yeah there's no fixing it Dave once you that once you mess it up so it must have

06:42been a little too tight on one side yep yep it's too tight on the left side so I gotta you know if

06:47I pee straight it's I miss the toilet yikes yeah you gotta stand sideways he said he could fix it but

06:55uh I didn't want to go back so I just roll with it yeah I mean if there's something that you can't

07:01screw up it's that don't screw that up you want to go back to the same doctor too

07:05oh no yeah no I'm not going he totally ignored your question of are you okay yeah

07:11are you okay I didn't want to push it no maybe he's not because he's probably not yeah no

07:17couldn't get a hold of it Jesus that's that can you imagine been there uh uh Theo is in Boston

07:25Theo your most awkward appointment so in my early 20s I had a tumor and I had it removed

07:31and after that the follow-up of my urologist they have to take a sharpie-sized uh camera tube

07:38and shove it up my pee hole to look around inside my bladder and they actually turned the TV around

07:44so I can actually look inside how awkward you hit he made you look inside your own pee hole

07:50yeah yeah yeah inside my bladder it's not bad it's pretty cool but I mean it's a little awkward

07:55yeah they freeze you right they freeze you uh they numb it yeah some kind of numbing gel

08:02was it still horrible uh yeah it feels a little weird like it feels like you can't hold your pee in

08:09after oh wow I like to hold my pee in yeah yeah all right Theo that honestly that scares me more

08:17than most things yeah catheter a cap the thought of a catheter yep I agree bad scene I don't these

08:22people that are into sounding I don't understand it like it's one of my worst nightmares oh yeah no

08:27I'd rather you went in any other way I want the doctor's like would you like to voyage inside your

08:32your own pee hole with me no voyage I don't wanna yeah no why do we gotta wanna I don't even want

08:42you to voyage there get out yeah horrible horrible moment the worst

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