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On Thursday's edition of Felger and Mazz, the guys conducted their weekly segment of Mazz's Tiers. This week Felger replaced Mazz, and tiered the best activities to do on the beach.
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00:00All right, it's time for Maz's Tears.
00:02Be a little bit of a takeover today.
00:05Valgus Tears!
00:06Because I'll lead the way on it, even though these guys have contributed.
00:09And I think you'll be able to tell who contributed what, frankly.
00:15But I wanted to make it a little bit more theme-oriented.
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00:39So I'd say, for me, just about the most important thing about this place,
00:45for me and my family, is the beach.
00:48I think that these are the finest beaches on the East Coast.
00:51I think this is the finest water quality on the East Coast.
00:53I think it's just about the warmest water you're going to find on the East Coast,
00:57you know, up north anyway.
01:00And the beaches are beautiful and natural.
01:03And my family and I have just spent an inordinate amount of time.
01:08We are a beach family.
01:09We are that kind of family that will go to the beach at 11 a.m. noon and leave at 5.
01:14And we are just, that's us.
01:17That's what we do.
01:18Crank the beach boys when you get in the car, too?
01:21When it's not that hackneyed, no.
01:23Everybody goes surfing.
01:26So, because I think the beaches here are so superior and it's so important to us,
01:30I thought we would do beach activities.
01:33Okay.
01:33Beach activities.
01:34Beach activities and tiers they've contributed.
01:36Beachy tiers.
01:36I'll throw a few wrinkles here at the end.
01:38I'll give you a tear at the very end, which are tears of sort of douchebag beach activities.
01:47So, they don't belong on their anti-tears.
01:49D-bag tears.
01:50D-bag tears.
01:50D-bag tears, but, okay, we'll start tier three.
01:53Bacteria.
01:53Okay.
01:54Beach activities.
01:56Tier three.
01:59Frisbee.
02:00Beach volleyball.
02:02Okay.
02:03Beach volleyball.
02:04Love beach volleyball.
02:04I am a nasty beach volleyball player.
02:07I'm not much of a real volleyball player where, you know, the rules, you can't hit it a certain way.
02:11But you don't mind diving in that sand, making a big play.
02:13But you get me a beach where occasionally you hit it with an open hand or it hits your palms or it's, you know,
02:18you're not, you know, you dive into the net, you end up on the other side.
02:22There's no, you know, looser rules.
02:24You give me that game.
02:26A little more lax.
02:27And a net that's just a little lower as sometimes it tends to be on the beach.
02:30Ooh, I am nasty.
02:33Okay, so.
02:33I'm better on, like, a gym floor.
02:35I can't get lift on the sand.
02:37Frisbee.
02:38Volleyball.
02:40I put out here Viking chess.
02:41Have you ever played Viking chess?
02:43No.
02:44Viking chess is a beach game where.
02:46Do you get to conquer and kill?
02:48You're going to have to Google it.
02:49No, there's no physical activity.
02:51It's sort of like a lawn bowling kind of game.
02:53Okay.
02:53But you conquer, you take pillars, you lose them.
02:59It's a lawn dart kind of game, but it's, there's good strategy.
03:05It's called Viking chess.
03:06If you know it, you know what I'm talking about.
03:07You've got to Google it.
03:08Google it.
03:09Okay.
03:10Tier three beach activity.
03:12Collecting seashells.
03:13You would think that that would not be on my list.
03:17But it is.
03:18But it is.
03:19You spend five, six hours on the beach and your daughter says, dad, come look at these shells.
03:23Want to come collecting shells with me?
03:25And you collect shells with your daughter?
03:27Sorry.
03:28I'm in.
03:29I used to do it with my kids when they were littler.
03:31Hey, boys.
03:32It's sweet.
03:32And it's calming.
03:35And I don't know.
03:36A lot of things bug me.
03:37That one never bug me.
03:38I'm stunned.
03:39You hate lemonade stands, but yet you'll collect shells in the sand.
03:42Right.
03:42Because I don't have to talk to people.
03:44It's just me and my daughter and we get to look at cool shells.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Requires focus.
03:49Ish.
03:50So that wasn't one of my suggestions.
03:51One of you put it on.
03:52Who was that?
03:53That might have been Jay Stu because I would never put it.
03:55That wasn't me either.
03:56It's fun.
03:56It's a great activity.
03:57Okay.
03:58That was.
03:59The pandas are back.
04:00So Jay, that was Jay Stu.
04:02Jay Stu, good one.
04:03Collecting seashells.
04:04Do you do that with your daughter, Jay Stu?
04:06Yeah.
04:06You must.
04:07Yes.
04:07It's fun.
04:08It is.
04:09Okay.
04:11Walking.
04:12Oh, big one for me.
04:12Just go on a long walk on the beach.
04:14Now we're talking.
04:15Go on a long beach walk.
04:18You're on one beach and walk two miles and go to another beach and then come back.
04:22I'd put that one on.
04:23Spend an hour.
04:23Good one, Maz.
04:24I love a walk on the beach.
04:25That's a tier three beach activity.
04:27Quiet, hand in hand with the wife.
04:29Listening to the ocean.
04:30Oh.
04:32Bonfires.
04:33Good one.
04:33I don't go tier one because there's a lot involved.
04:37You got to gather a lot of people.
04:38You have to be around a lot of people.
04:40You've got to set it up.
04:41You got to clean it up.
04:42Some places frown on it.
04:44So you got to be careful or clandestine.
04:45What are we in the karate kid?
04:47I'm so out on this one.
04:49Fire on the beach.
04:50And then you have to be fire on the beach.
04:53You have to.
04:54I forgot what I was going to say.
04:55You have to be careful.
04:56You can't set crap on fire.
04:57Right.
04:58So it's on there for me because I've been to a couple that I've liked.
05:01I've been to a couple that I haven't liked.
05:03It's tier three.
05:04I'll allow for it.
05:06Final tier three driving.
05:08There's several beaches out here.
05:09And if you have the privilege to be somewhere where you can drive your car onto the beach
05:13and use your car as sort of home base.
05:15You don't have to unpack stuff.
05:17Your cooler stays in the beach.
05:18Your toys are in the beach.
05:19I've never done that.
05:20You open up the back hatch.
05:21You know, you let the air out of the tires so you can drive on the sand.
05:25You send them down to below 20 PSI.
05:28You pull up to the beach.
05:29You open up the back of your, or maybe you have a pickup truck.
05:31Or a Jeep.
05:32Or a Jeep, right?
05:33Or a Jeep Gladiator.
05:34Okay?
05:35And you use the car as home base.
05:37It's wonderful.
05:38I don't know.
05:39It's not higher for me because it can get, like, Nobredeer Beach is the big 4th of July
05:44beach here where everyone drives on.
05:45It's a bleep show.
05:46It gets, if it gets too crowded, the cars get annoying.
05:50But if you can have enough space, it's a cool thing tier three.
05:53That feels traffic-y to me.
05:54I don't like that.
05:54I thought you were going to, like, say that you were riding with the lifeguards like Baywatch.
05:59Well, you kind of feel, it's cool driving your car on the beach.
06:01I'm not a big, I'm not a car guy.
06:03I don't care about driving, but driving your car on the beach, that's all right.
06:08Okay.
06:08Never done it.
06:09I like it.
06:09Those are all tier three beach activities.
06:11Tier two, you ready?
06:12Okay, I'm ready.
06:14Tier two, thank you very much.
06:16Body surfing.
06:18Ocean swimming.
06:19Yeah, I like ocean swimming.
06:20Ocean swimming.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Swimming.
06:22Like, I, I, I, there's, there's different tiers of how I view you as a person, just to back
06:26up one.
06:27If you don't go to the beach, like, there's a lot of people who come to this island and don't
06:31go to the beach.
06:32They're the ones driving around in their luxury SUVs with the windows rolled up to the
06:35top.
06:36Not feeling the air or the salt air or feeling the conditions, the sea air.
06:40You can feel it right here.
06:41Oh, that's nice.
06:41We're 30 miles out to sea.
06:43You can feel it.
06:43Don't you want to just be in it and feel it?
06:45It's therapeutic.
06:46There are douchebags that come here and just drive around in their luxury SUV with the windows
06:50rolled up.
06:51And I say to them, go back to Jersey, go back to Boca.
06:55If you're going to drive around in your air conditioning, why are you here?
06:58What's the point?
06:58So if you don't go to the beach, I have a little bit of a, like, I question you.
07:03And then the next tier is if you go to the beach, but you don't go in the water, I kind
07:07of ask you, are you here for the full thing?
07:09Or why are you, why are you here, sir?
07:11Get your ass in the water.
07:13Also, also therapeutic.
07:15And so, uh, you know, beach swimming, but I put body surfing cause here we have a nice
07:19swell.
07:19There's good waves off the South shore.
07:21And so count the boogie board.
07:22Can you use a boogie board?
07:23Absolutely.
07:23So surfing, body surfing, boogie boarding, get your ass in the water.
07:27Love the boogie board.
07:28It's water dependent for me.
07:29So you might be yelling at me for that.
07:30So if it's too cold, I'm not going in and I just want to hear the ocean.
07:33I like laying on the, on the sand.
07:34What's cold.
07:35It's 75.
07:36No, that's perfect.
07:36I'll go in that.
07:37Water temperature is 75.
07:38But at Wells, I'm not going in Wells, Maine.
07:40If you go Wells, look it up.
07:41Wells is 65.
07:42Like there's a big difference between 65 and 75.
07:45As I talk about this all the time, the water, the water temperatures, you can do it here.
07:49Anyway, number two, second tier, tossing the football around.
07:54Love that.
07:55But more importantly.
07:56That's tier one for me.
07:57Tossing the football into the water on a slant pattern or a post route.
08:02Okay.
08:02Laying out for it.
08:03Just playing beach football.
08:06Cool.
08:06Fine.
08:07But to me, the money game is into the water.
08:11You lead your buddy into the water on a 10 yard out and he has to dive into the, like that.
08:16That feels Robert Edwards to me.
08:18Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
08:18That's an injury waiting to happen.
08:20I could do that all day long.
08:21Next time you're on the beach with us, Murray, we'll play.
08:23The beach isn't for fun.
08:24I mean, I'm on the beach to lay and sit and listen in silence with no one else around.
08:28So no games?
08:29No games.
08:30I hate beach games.
08:31I just want it.
08:31Not zero?
08:32No, none.
08:33And preferably no people.
08:34Just me and my wife.
08:35Murray hates everything.
08:36Don't spoil your tears.
08:38I also put second tier bocce.
08:41Love bocce.
08:41So bocce is my favorite lawn game.
08:43And I think it translates great to the beach.
08:45The ball doesn't roll.
08:46Obviously, it sticks.
08:48So they're all sort of drop shots.
08:50Flop shots.
08:50Yeah, they're all flop shots.
08:51Okay?
08:52But I like bocce.
08:53If bocce were an Olympic sport, I'm in.
08:56I can see it.
08:57It's probably in the blood.
08:57I'm telling you, I rock.
08:58And that's kind of an ethnic remark.
09:00But so, yeah.
09:01I put skip ball.
09:02You know what skip ball is?
09:02No.
09:03You ever see those balls that will skip across the water?
09:06Like a rock?
09:06So it's not like a rock.
09:08But it's like a hacky sack.
09:09It's heavy.
09:10And you stand in, whatever, three feet of water, depending on how tall you are.
09:14If you're so-see, you stand in a foot of water.
09:16And you skip it across the water.
09:19If you're so-see, you don't get in.
09:20You skip it across the water like a rock.
09:23And it bounces and you catch it.
09:26It's just another thing to play catch with.
09:27But you have to be in the water.
09:29And to me, I love that.
09:30That's a second tier kind of thing.
09:32You're in the water and playing ball like...
09:34What's it called again?
09:34Skip rock?
09:35I think it's called skip ball.
09:36Skip ball.
09:36Skip ball.
09:37So we can play skip-so-see.
09:38The final item on the second tier beach activities, reading.
09:42Oh, big one, too.
09:43Yeah.
09:43Reading.
09:44Now we're talking.
09:45Top of the second tier is reading.
09:46The only thing with me when I read is it's only a matter of time before...
09:51Oh, my favorite activity of all.
09:53That's why I like the reading.
09:55Well, shall we get to tier one?
09:56Yes.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Tier one.
10:00Yeah, tier one.
10:04Sitting on the beach looking at the waves with no one around to bother you.
10:07The best.
10:08Oh, it's just...
10:09At dusk.
10:11No.
10:11Hot.
10:12Middle of the day.
10:14It's one of the great vacation days I've had in the last few years.
10:18My wife and I paid an obscene amount to go to the Ocean House in Westerly, Rhode Island.
10:23But we paid because you're paying not to have people around you.
10:25It was basically your own private beach.
10:27They come wait on you.
10:28They bring you drinks.
10:30A beautiful beach.
10:31It's silence.
10:32It's no one.
10:32It's just you and the ocean.
10:34Oh.
10:35Oh.
10:35Bring me back.
10:36It was bliss.
10:37Tier one, number one, is just sitting there.
10:40Contemplative.
10:41It's just sitting there.
10:42It's just sitting there, smelling the air, feeling the breeze, looking at the ocean, just
10:47sitting there.
10:47I add a cigar.
10:49I add a beverage.
10:51Yeah.
10:52On this one, Murray, I can be with people or not.
10:55I don't mind a few people.
10:56They got to be...
10:57Depends who the people are.
10:57Exactly right.
10:58They need to be quiet, though.
10:59I don't want to be a bother with people who are annoying.
11:01But if it's close...
11:03You know, family, I can sit on the beach with my family.
11:05Yeah.
11:05And we do.
11:06As a foursome, the core four, all day long, just sitting there.
11:10Tier one, number one beach activity.
11:13And I will also put in my top tier, playing fetch with your dog in the water.
11:18Oh, I could see that being...
11:19Yeah, that's fun.
11:19Both my dogs are phenomenal ocean swimmers.
11:22Doesn't matter how rough it is, they will get out there in four-foot waves.
11:26They will get out there.
11:27No matter what, all they want to do is have me go grab a stick, not a ball.
11:32You can F out of here with that tennis ball.
11:33Stick.
11:33I want a stick.
11:35They bark at me until I find a stick.
11:37And then I sit there at the edge of the water, tossing it as far as I can throw it, 50 yards.
11:42You know, whatever.
11:43Not 50 yards.
11:44Maybe 30 yards.
11:44As far as I can throw it.
11:46Depending on the wind.
11:47And the dogs swim out and get it and bring it back.
11:50And we do that until my arm falls off.
11:52The very calming, nice thing to do.
11:55I don't think I've ever brought my dog to the beach.
11:59He's just a little guy.
11:59Oh, dogs love the beach.
12:00I know they do.
12:01Yeah, but I'm afraid that he'll get so seen away.
12:03And if your dog doesn't like the beach, I sort of wonder about you and your dog.
12:09Like, what's up with you and your dog?
12:11And then I have another sub-tier.
12:13The dogs that don't go in the water.
12:14There's a bunch of dogs that run up to the water and start barking at my dog swimming.
12:18Because they want in, but they're too pussy to go in the water.
12:21And so I look at the dog and I go, what are you afraid of?
12:24A wussy dog.
12:24And then I look at the owner's, like, you've got a weak-ass dog here, sir.
12:28Well, they say that your dog is typically a reflection of your personality.
12:32So I sort of look at the non-dog swimmer as the same as the non-person swimmer.
12:36Guilty.
12:37Guilty over here.
12:38Yeah.
12:38She loves the boat, will not go in the water.
12:41Well, what's her problem?
12:42I have no idea.
12:43We try.
12:44She loves going on the boat, will not go in the water.
12:45Dennis Swing and what kind of dog you got?
12:47She's a 16-year-old terrier.
12:49And at 16, we're not going to tell her what to do now.
12:51She kind of rules the house.
12:52You said you like to smell the air out here, huh?
12:55Yeah.
12:55Don't bring Zoe.
12:57Oh, I've seen Zoe out here a couple times.
12:59It's a force of name, Hurricane Zoe.
13:01It washes shore.
13:03I like the thought of So Seed Away.
13:04That could be a movie.
13:06One man's terrorizing terror on the sea.
13:09Well, I was going to say, I mean, I have golden retrievers.
13:11They were bred to go swim in the pond and get the bird.
13:14They were parties.
13:14So that's what they are.
13:16But if your dog doesn't do that, you've got a retriever that doesn't go retrieve in the water.
13:20What's wrong with your retriever, man?
13:22You don't call it a retriever.
13:24And what's wrong with you?
13:25Just call it a golden.
13:26The tiers today were beach activities.
13:28We gave you the top three tiers of the beach activities you want to do.
13:31I just thought I'd give you a tier that is not my kind of beach guy slash douche bag, tool bag, beach tier.
13:41Bacteria.
13:42Not all these people are douche bags, but you're not my kind of beach guy.
13:45A beach activity that is just not on my list is the metal detector guy.
13:49Oh, that's the worst.
13:51That's a spoon.
13:53I mean.
13:53I see them in parks.
13:54I see them in lakes.
13:55I want to call the cops.
13:56Okay, so the guy who enters my field of view on the beach with the metal, I don't see hardly any of them out here.
14:04I'm barely ever, frankly.
14:06But if they do come up, it's like, why are you at the beach, sir?
14:13But also, what kind of pipe dream do you have in your head that you're going to, like, find the treasure that's going to, like, change your life?
14:19Are you crazy?
14:20I know.
14:21Like, all of a sudden, you're going to come across some doubloons that have been sitting there for 500 years?
14:25It's not going to happen.
14:26It's that, too.
14:27You're going to find old pennies and maybe someone's crap ring.
14:30I'm looking for stuff.
14:31Not my kind of beach guy tool bag beached here.
14:33Anyone who plays their music really loud.
14:35Oh, out.
14:36Where I have to hear it.
14:37So bad.
14:38You want to play music for yourself and for your little group, and you can keep it contained within your group by all means.
14:44Do that.
14:46Especially in this day and age.
14:47Like, does Bo still make those sunglasses with the little Bluetooth in them?
14:51I think they do.
14:52Come here and say hello.
14:52Those are awesome.
14:54But this is speaking my language.
14:55I had this argument this morning.
14:57Music is for 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.
14:59At a respectable level.
15:01Don't.
15:02If you play your music where the next guy can hear you, out.
15:05Douchebag.
15:06Anyone who sets up a massive tent on a crowded day, on a crowded day, people will bring their shading and their umbrellas, and this is cool.
15:16But if we're packed in there that particular day.
15:19Oh, you're blocking people's sun.
15:20And you haul off with some big-ass tent with the stakes and the four guys putting the thing.
15:25Like, stop it.
15:27Think of someone else.
15:29It's like sitting behind a seven-footer at the theater.
15:31I didn't know people did tents at the beach.
15:33That sounds obnoxious.
15:34It is.
15:36Anyone who brings a dog and doesn't control them.
15:38I'm all for dogs at the beach.
15:39We bring our dogs to the beach.
15:40But, you know, if they get too sniffy, if they start roaming around, you know what I do?
15:45I put them on an effing leash, and I don't let them do it.
15:49If you're contained and you bring your dog in and it's contained to your area or down on the water and you're not bothering people, great.
15:56Bring your pet.
15:57See, this is the Felger we know.
15:59But this is just –
16:00Yeah, I call the dog catcher.
16:02It's simple courtesy.
16:03But don't let your dog sniff around in our food.
16:06Don't let your dog sniff around in our thing.
16:08Like, that – get a gripper.
16:10Rogue unleashed dogs anywhere bother me.
16:12A-hole.
16:13You're kind of an a-hole if you do that.
16:15Rogue.
16:16You know what I mean, though?
16:17Like, you could be at the park, and all of a sudden it's just like a random dog is up sniffing your butt or your crotch or right in your gitch.
16:23Oh, listen, I left out –
16:24His dog went rogue.
16:25I left out –
16:26I left out – hold on.
16:29I left out a Tier 3 positive beach activity.
16:33And tell me, people, who introduced this one.
16:35This is actually on the positive side.
16:37Tier 3 things to do at the beach.
16:40Look at hot women.
16:41So, I would categorize this – hold on.
16:46I would categorize this differently.
16:48I call it talent evaluation.
16:51That's what I call it.
16:52Maz put that on his tiers for positive quality beach activities, looking at hot women.
16:58But, again, if you do it subtly, it's like –
17:01I put on my tiers, the tool bag tiers, anyone who gocks at hot women at the beach.
17:07So, there is a way to do it, Maz, I guess.
17:10Like, we're all men and we're all human beings.
17:12What you do is you go to the beach.
17:15Sunglasses.
17:15And if she's off to the left, you tap the guy and point to the left and you say, is that where the vineyard is?
17:20Yeah.
17:21What direction is that?
17:22That's north, right?
17:24And then you look and say, yeah, that's north.
17:26There is a subtle way to do it, but –
17:29Maz, don't be that guy.
17:30No, listen, again, you used the word gawk.
17:33I don't call it gawking.
17:34I would just call it evaluating the town.
17:37Someone said is a positive eating fried food.
17:41I'm kind of out on fried food.
17:42Oh, I like fried food at the beach.
17:43Fried food at the beach?
17:44Yeah.
17:45That's a staple of the beach.
17:46Yeah, I agree.
17:47I mean, there's almost always –
17:48Onion rings, fried dough, clams.
17:50Absolutely, clams.
17:51There's always a clam shack or something where you can get like that.
17:55Then keep it at the shack.
17:56Don't bring it down on the beach.
17:57There's something – the fried food – we bring sandwiches and snacks and whatnot,
18:00but when you start going fried food on the beach, it's like –
18:04Oh, being a pig on the beach is great.
18:06You know, I like it.
18:08Subsequently, I feel this is the same guy who eats the fried food on the beach,
18:11someone who doesn't put their food away and lets the seagulls take over.
18:14The worst.
18:14Oh, no, that's terrible.
18:15So don't be –
18:16The worst.
18:16Again, and I feel it's the same guy.
18:18I feel it's the fried clam guy.
18:20Don't let – the seagulls are coming.
18:22You're going to ruin everyone's day.
18:24We're going to get crapped on and bothered.
18:25If you leave – just be conscious of other people around you.
18:28And then the bonfire a-hole guy who decides to throw all of his empty cans and bottles in the fire
18:35thinking that that gets rid of the cans and bottles.
18:37And then the next thing, you show up the next morning.
18:38And they're just destroyed bottles.
18:40And there's a pile of cans and bottles.
18:41Or you're walking through the sand and you cut your foot on a piece of glass
18:44that the guy threw in the bonfire thinking the a-hole dope.
18:47So the person who doesn't clean up after himself.
18:49Bingo.
18:50That qualifies as a lot of those.
18:51Now we're back to beach zone.
18:53And let me just give you quickly a couple of honorable mentions that didn't make my positive list.
18:59I'm not going to say you're an a-hole.
19:00I'm not against you.
19:01I just don't partake in them.
19:03Murray doesn't like beach games.
19:04I like some.
19:05There's some that just aren't on my radar.
19:08I just don't do.
19:09I don't do spike ball.
19:11I don't – you know spike ball?
19:12Yes.
19:12That's what they have, like, the two nets, right?
19:14No.
19:15My kids love that.
19:16The little trampoline basic thing that you slam the ball into a little trampoline.
19:20I don't know why.
19:21I – it's just never connected with me.
19:23I'm not a cornhole guy, whether it's on the beach or anywhere else.
19:26I like cornhole.
19:27Like, I'll do it, but I'm not –
19:28That feels like you'd be into that.
19:30I know.
19:30It's just you can hold a drink in your hand and do it.
19:32I don't know why – I'd rather play bocce than cornhole.
19:36Can jam.
19:37You know what can jam is?
19:38No idea.
19:39Is that like a hoedown?
19:40It's a frisbee game.
19:40There's cylinders on either side with a little slot, like a mail slot in them.
19:45And you try and throw the frisbee into the slot.
19:47If it doesn't hit the slot, there's someone there to sort of bat it into the top of the cylinder.
19:51I don't know.
19:52It's just –
19:52That feels stupid.
19:53It never really struck – I'd rather play just straight frisbee and you go 50 yards down the beach
19:57and we'll just chuck it at each other and jump in the water and do that thing.
20:00That feels colossally stupid.
20:01Then play this can jam game.
20:04And then there's this ball on the string game.
20:06I meant to look it up.
20:06I don't know what they call it, but you would see the thing that like wraps around –
20:09Around the pole?
20:10Yeah, there's three strings.
20:11Oh, the bolo – yeah.
20:12Oh, I like that game.
20:13Three strings that go this way up and down and then you've got two balls on a string
20:16and you chuck the string and it rips around it.
20:19Oh, I kind of like that game.
20:20You'd be into that, man.
20:21Is that the one you have to prevent from wrapping around the pole?
20:23No.
20:24No, that's different.
20:24No, that's different.
20:25That's like a game kids play in the schoolyard.
20:27It's got a name.
20:28What's it called, Hoody?
20:30Yeah.
20:31Yeah, exactly.
20:32I'm out.
20:32I'm out with that one, Hoody.
20:33I don't know why.
20:35Sorry, so I'm done.
20:36Okay, no problem.
20:37I thought that was an exhaustive, comprehensive tiers.
20:41No, that's pretty thorough.
20:42Yeah.
20:43You're going to give me two segments to do it every week?
20:45Yeah, ladder toss, Mass.
20:46Mass.
20:47Ladder toss, I blame.
20:49I feel like you'd be into this.
20:50Yeah, that I –
20:50So it's called ladder toss.
20:51Out, out, out.
20:52Sort of like darts.
20:53Listen, I don't begrudge you.
20:54Go ahead.
20:55I just – don't ask me to play.
20:57I'd rather play the Viking chess game.
20:59I'd rather play bocce.
21:01Okay?
21:01Bocce, I love.
21:02Okay.
21:03Drink and sit in silence.
21:04That's what I want.
21:05Tier one.
21:07Sit there.
21:08I agree.
21:09That is like –
21:09Sit there.
21:09I told you, I like the end of the day, too, for that.
21:12Like, give me dusk on the beach.
21:14It's like, mm.
21:15And I will add a drink and a cigar.
21:16The people that just can't sit there, you know, like that guy.
21:21Like, it's sort of –
21:22Fidget.
21:23Mr. Fidget.
21:24It sort of cuts through the guy that can just hang versus the guy that just can't hang.
21:30He just can't sit there or he just can't entertain himself without his tablet or his phone
21:34or some video game or some for cock to thing.
21:37Can you just sit there?
21:39And a lot of people can't just sit there.
21:41I'm an antsy fidget in certain places.
21:43Concerts, bars that feel like a little too – I get antsy.
21:47But on a beach, oh, a PhD in doing nothing.
21:49No, no.
21:50The beach is like –
21:51There's something about just getting to the beach that shuts you down.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:54No, no.
21:55No.
21:55No.
21:55No.
21:57No.
21:58No.
21:59No.
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