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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who died after participating in a very strange bar competition.

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00:00I can't imagine having to tell people for the rest of my life that my mom died in a corndog
00:16eating contest.
00:17Oh, wow.
00:17That's embarrassing.
00:18That is a horrible way to go out.
00:21Just sucking back corndogs, huh?
00:24Oh, it's horrible, horrible.
00:26So sad.
00:26It's a weird funeral, right?
00:28You've got to go out there and be like, Mom was fun.
00:31She had a fun spirit.
00:33She loved corndogs.
00:34God, did she love corndogs.
00:37Oh, my sweet Christ.
00:38She loved the dog in the middle.
00:42You're right, Andy.
00:43You're right.
00:44She died doing something she loved.
00:46Oh, she could deep-throat a dog.
00:48Oh, boy.
00:50That ain't all.
00:51Let me tell you, boy.
00:52Let me tell you, boy.
00:54That's not all your mother could do.
00:55Oh, you're not making this easy, Dad.
00:59I am going to miss that mouth.
01:01You are not.
01:01Oh, God.
01:02That made it worse.
01:03So much worse.
01:06So much worse.
01:07Five-time state fair champion.
01:10She loved corndogs.
01:11We got to do it for her now.
01:14You better pick up the mantle, boy.
01:17I went to her.
01:18It's the least I can do.
01:20Yeah.
01:20Get to work.
01:21That woman loved two things, blowing her husband and eating a corndog in a competition.
01:28I don't know which one she liked more.
01:31The corndogs.
01:32Probably.
01:33She confided that in me.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I really love corndogs for it to kill you and be in competitions to eat them.
01:39Okay.
01:40Hold on, though.
01:40She was no nonsense.
01:41No.
01:42Choked to death?
01:43Is that how she died?
01:44Listen to the contest.
01:46It gets even worse.
01:47Okay.
01:47It gets even worse.
01:48The contest involved male contestants holding corndogs at groin level while female contestants
01:58knelt in front of them and tried to eat the corndogs as fast as they could.
02:03Well, yeah.
02:04That's what I did every bar night.
02:06It's worse than I thought.
02:07That's how she died?
02:08It wasn't just like a fair eating?
02:10No.
02:11No.
02:11It was a fellatio-simulating corndog eating contest, and her mom won.
02:16She died a champion.
02:17Yeah, she did.
02:19So she just sucked back this.
02:21She deep-throated this thing and chomped it.
02:23I can't imagine telling anyone that that would be how your loved one went.
02:28I'm trying to think of a story that I could.
02:30What was the actual cause of death?
02:33It's been a rough week.
02:34You know, Bob died.
02:36We're going down on that corndog.
02:38She's right down on it.
02:41That's your final image of your mom?
02:43I'll tell you, boy, I knew she'd win.
02:46I knew she'd win.
02:47She had a talent.
02:49So does the daughter get the trophy then?
02:51I don't know.
02:52I don't know.
02:52I think she's got to earn it.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:54Oh, my gosh.
02:55Did you see the woman who died?
02:57No.
02:58Does she look like a corndog blowing champion?
03:00She does.
03:01Yes, she does.
03:02She absolutely does.
03:03Mom, no!
03:04Oh, that's the mom?
03:06Yeah.
03:07I looked immediately towards the young girl and realized, no, it's the mom.
03:11No, I have a, it's not the best picture ever.
03:12Yeah, that's the same one.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Yeah, it's small.
03:15But that's the mom right there.
03:16I will suck that corndog down.
03:18My mom died pretending to blow a corndog and then choked to death on that corndog.
03:25Not only that, she was the best there.
03:28She was the winner.
03:29She was the best at deep throating that corndog.
03:32I wonder what the prize was.
03:34Oh, probably a t-shirt, Andy.
03:36Respect.
03:36You know, generally, that's it.
03:38It's something real dumb.
03:39Really dumb.
03:39It's a drink.
03:40It's something real dumb.
03:40She really wanted that Dale Earnhardt shirt!
03:42You get the picture on the wall of fame.
03:44What a weird moment.
03:45Like, yeah, she's probably celebrating and then...
03:48Big, huge corndog stuck right down that throat.
03:51Maybe when she was, like, cheering.
03:53I don't know.
03:53I don't know.
03:54I wonder.
03:54That doesn't look like your typical corndog beager celebration.
03:57But I just feel for the family who lost their mother in a corndog blowing contest.
04:03It would be a very sad funeral and a very horribly embarrassing thing to have to tell people.
04:09You know how you put things in the casket?
04:11Would you put a corndog in there?
04:12Corndogs in tribute?
04:14Corndogs in tribute.
04:15Everyone bring a corndog.
04:16Corndog killed her.
04:17I don't know if you...
04:18Yeah, you're...
04:19Would I...
04:19Unless she loved it.
04:20Unless it was, like, her favorite food.
04:22Would it be inappropriate for someone to have, like, shown up with a corndog?
04:27Or, like, at the funeral, have, like, you know, a little sandwich and stuff.
04:30Like, little sandwiches and a platter of corndogs.
04:32I think you take the corndogs and make it into little flower bouquets.
04:35Oh, like, uh...
04:36Like an edible arrangement.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Corndog edible arrangement.
04:40Yeah.
04:41That's the ultimate tribute right there.
04:42Yeah, it is.
04:43I agree.
04:44I agree.
04:45Beautiful.
04:45Corndogs.
04:46Do you think that, like, it's going to emotionally affect that family with corndogs now?
04:50Like, we're, like...
04:50Oh, they hate corndogs.
04:51Like, you bring a corndog...
04:52You want a corndog?
04:53And the daughter starts crying her eyes out.
04:55Mm.
04:56He's like, you get that goddamn devil dog out of here!
04:58Oh, you know it.
04:59You know it.
04:59The family thought there were no corndogs under his roof.
05:02Oh, you know it.
05:03No.
05:04Devil dog!
05:04No, listen.
05:05When a devil dog takes you down...
05:08That family wants no part of it.
05:11They can't...
05:12They can't go to a fair anymore.
05:14No, never.
05:14They can't go to a carnival.
05:16Theme parks out.
05:18Anytime you saw a corndog...
05:20Mm.
05:21I don't want phallic-shaped foods or anything on a stick under my roof.
05:25God, she love blowing stuff!
05:27God, she love shitty food that looked like a Johnson!
05:31God, she could eat it!
05:33Right down her throat!
05:36Do you think that she just put it all the way down to the stick, bit, and pulled the stick out to win?
05:44That was Mom's finishing move!
05:46That's what Daddy loves the most!
05:50That's where their love was born!
05:54Like, seriously, that...
05:57Down her throat!
05:57That's almost gone.
06:12Action about the truth.
06:16Do you want to without the muir?
06:16honorable thấy isto!
06:22Apart from hosts, I've been there...