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  • 5/2/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak have an update on the woman in Philadelphia who was recorded defecating on another person's car in a case of road rage. Chuck wasn't here yesterday when they originally discussed it so, we get to hear his thoughts on the situation.

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00:00Uh-oh, it's another case of malicious fecal distribution on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:10Well, we've heard of hit and run, but this is a case of shm and run.
00:15Uh-huh.
00:16We actually broke this story yesterday without having all the info.
00:22No, we didn't.
00:23We didn't have a...
00:24You missed it, Chuck.
00:25I don't know if you've seen it.
00:26Thank God I missed.
00:27No, what?
00:28A case of road rage led to the woman in front getting out and pooping on the other person's...
00:37That's diabolical.
00:38...hood of their car.
00:39I mean, that's diabolical.
00:41Give it a mustard-colored stamp.
00:43A runny, mustardy dump.
00:46Full diarrhea.
00:47Yes.
00:48Disgusting.
00:48That's amazing to have that just on deck, ready to go.
00:51I feel like this woman, that's just the normal color and consistency.
00:55Wow.
00:56Impressive.
00:57Her movement.
00:57I missed that.
00:58That's what I missed.
00:59That's what you missed.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Holy crap.
01:02If you missed it, you can go check this out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:06We put a link to the story there.
01:08It is...
01:09It's wild.
01:11I'm going to let you see the original video here, Chuck, before...
01:13Okay, yeah.
01:14I need to see...
01:14Oh, wow.
01:15Even caught it on video, nonetheless.
01:17Yeah, there it is.
01:17There...
01:18Oh, no.
01:19Hold on.
01:19Let me see that again.
01:20Yeah, you want to go back.
01:20Take it back.
01:21Take it back.
01:21Take it back.
01:22Can I listen to this?
01:23No.
01:24Okay.
01:25We'll...
01:25Because he does, or she does start swearing.
01:27I think she's called...
01:28This woman calls her a pig and stuff.
01:30The person that taped it.
01:32Wow.
01:32And then she gets into her car and drives away from the scene of the malicious seacal distribution.
01:42But they got the lady, thankfully.
01:45All this caught on cam, crappy road rage incident has come to an end, and NBC10 Philadelphia gives us the background on the story.
01:54Take a listen.
01:55The police chief for Prospect Park says he has seen some road rage cases during his career.
02:01If somebody cuts someone off, then the drivers might get into a heated exchange.
02:06Then they typically drive away.
02:09But in this case on Tuesday, there was a little more to that, and the incident was captured on video by a bystander.
02:17That video, shared thousands of times on Instagram, shows a woman identified Thursday as Christina Salomento walking to another woman's car.
02:28The 44-year-old sits on the hood, or not showing the most graphic part of the video, including when she appeared to defecate on the car.
02:38I know it's being joked about a lot.
02:39She had a big smile on her face.
02:40I know there's all kinds of puns, innuendo, and humor online about this.
02:44But, you know, the bottom line is we are treating it seriously.
02:49No, it can't happen in this community.
02:51No town wants this to happen in their town.
02:53Prospect Park Police Chief David Madonnas says it happened by 4th and Madison.
02:58Like most people in this neighborhood, police say they, too, found out about the incident through social media.
03:05I didn't think it was real at first.
03:07I thought it was fake.
03:08Holy cow.
03:08It was hilarious in the same sense.
03:10Like, to be able to poop in a car like that was impressive, but it was disgusting at the same sense.
03:15Crazy.
03:16She had to go.
03:17Christina, do you have a comment?
03:18Salomento was brought to the Prospect Park Police Department Thursday in handcuffs, offering no remarks.
03:25She faces a number of charges, including indecent exposure and depositing waste on a highway.
03:31The recognition of town gets over this kind of thing, it's really unwelcome.
03:34We don't want this.
03:36Chief Madonnas says with any road rage incident, there's always a level of frustration, but never a need for it to escalate.
03:43There's anger.
03:44People are in a hurry to get everywhere.
03:45Things are certainly tumultuous in our country, to say the least.
03:50There's a lot of anger out there, and sometimes this is how it presents itself.
03:55Now, we spoke with the suspect's family a little earlier this evening.
03:58They did not agree to an on-camera interview, but they claim that there is more to the story than just the video that's being shared.
04:05I am told that they are working on getting an attorney.
04:08If this is what the whole country boils down to, like if it just keeps, we just keep going further back, further back, and then we just start pooping at each other.
04:21Throwing poop at each other.
04:22Yeah, we just start pooping at each other.
04:25The police chief just literally had to say, we don't want this.
04:28Yeah, no.
04:29That's right.
04:30No town wants this.
04:31There's not a specific law in the books, but we don't want this.
04:35We don't want this.
04:37I joined his cause.
04:39We all do.
04:40We're all on board.
04:41We don't want this.
04:42We don't want this.
04:43I mean, I understand that there's a time I could be a real weapon in the front of pooping on people's cars.
04:54I was recruiting criminal poopers.
04:57Get me on the Metformin, and then I'm a high value pick.
05:01Top of my list.
05:02High value.
05:03You'd do some damage, you're saying?
05:05I would have.
05:06I would have.
05:07You know, like you call me in, I'll take care of it.
05:10You know, but I hope this isn't where we're going.
05:14I can't believe that she just sat down on a hood.
05:18She did.
05:19Yes, she did.
05:20Wouldn't you be covered in it?
05:22Would you not be?
05:23It looked like it.
05:24Oh.
05:25Okay, here's what she said, though.
05:28According to new legal documents, she said it was a clean poop.
05:33I didn't even have to wipe.
05:35And I will challenge that.
05:36Oh, I challenge that.
05:37No way, that was.
05:39It was diarrhea.
05:40It was diarrhea.
05:41That was liquid.
05:42Yeah.
05:42Trust me.
05:43And liquid doesn't just fly out of your ass and leave no remnants.
05:46It's funny that's her defense.
05:46Let's be honest about something, too.
05:48She's not like the skinniest person alive.
05:51No, she's a big lady.
05:52You're a big lady with diarrhea.
05:54You're going to have to wipe your ass.
05:55Right.
05:56I guess.
05:57I mean, I'm sorry.
05:58The car's owner had called her a fat bitch when she cut her off.
06:02Yeah.
06:03She said, I wanted to punch her in the face for that, but I pooped on her car instead and
06:09went home.
06:10Philly?
06:10Yeah.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Philly.
06:13Yeah.
06:14I don't know.
06:14It could happen anywhere.
06:16I mean, it's going to start to happen more.
06:18I mean, now, once we've seen this, you know, it's just going to start bubbling up.
06:22That's the funniest thing to be that police.
06:24We don't want this.
06:27That's not what he wants to deal with.
06:28No.
06:29Come on.
06:30It starts taking off.
06:33Wild.
06:35I just can't believe that's what you, especially as a lady.
06:39I can maybe see, even for guys that's low.
06:42She was proud, man.
06:43She was.
06:43She had a smile on her face.
06:44She had a smile on her face.
06:47Proud.
06:47Yeah.
06:48She even didn't even look all that off-put getting dragged into the jail.
06:54No.
06:55No, you're right.
06:56She looked just fine with it.
06:57She had a little smirk.
06:58Yeah.
06:58I saw the smirk.
07:00Not embarrassed.
07:01No.
07:02That's impressive.
07:04I mean, the problem is that we copycat.
07:07That's what happens in life.
07:07She's smiling in her mug shop, by the way.
07:09Oh, yeah.
07:10Jesus, God.
07:12You hate to see it.
07:14That chick has got diarrhea on deck.
07:17That is, as what that guy said, it's amazing.
07:22It's impressive on some level.
07:23It is, yeah.
07:24And disgusting on another level.
07:25To be ready.
07:26Like, you get in an argument, and you're like, you know what I have on deck?
07:29Yeah.
07:30Diarrhea.
07:30So, you know what?
07:31I'm going to let it loose.
07:34Yeah, if I pooped on somebody's car right now, I'd leave a big dent.
07:36It stops right off.
07:41Well, just hover.
07:42Just hover.
07:43I'd be there for about 20 minutes right now.
07:45Just be like, come on.
07:46Oh, okay.
07:47Oh, man.
07:49I don't need to know.
07:49This is taking a while.
07:50No, we're weaponizing Chuck.
07:52We all know.
07:53Crazy bread.
07:54We just keep feeding him a diet of crazy bread.
07:56He will blow up.
07:57That Ozempic slows it down.
07:59I need to get the other drugs.
08:00Solid as a rock right now, man.
08:01Yeah, I know it.
08:02I know it.
08:03So, when we talked about it yesterday, we all discussed how we would handle it.
08:08How would you handle it if it happened to you?
08:10I'll run you right over.
08:11I mean, that's what I said.
08:12I'm not letting a fat chick poop on my car.
08:14Are you kidding me?
08:16I'm running her over.
08:17You wouldn't be able to see.
08:18You're so high up in your Wrangler.
08:20What's that fat chick doing?
08:22What's that fat chick?
08:23She'd bend down.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:26Thank God I'm up high.
08:27I don't want to see that.
08:28If there started to be a bunch of them and there was a rash of these happening, I'd start
08:34to conspiracy theory up and be like, it's a big power washer, man.
08:38Oh, yeah.
08:39They're just like, they're trying to.
08:40So, to clarify, and I quote, I'm not letting a fat chick poop on my car.
08:45No.
08:45A hot chick.
08:46She can poop on my car.
08:48Hot chick?
08:49Hot chicks?
08:50I mean, I'd be less afraid.
08:53I'd be like, I'm sorry, what happened?
08:56I'd be like, do you have stomach problems?
08:58I'd probably be like, that's my bad.
09:01Sorry about that.
09:02Yeah, no.
09:03I mean, maybe I got to get one of those, like, train horns.
09:07Train horn?
09:08Yeah.
09:09Like, you know, you can put a train horn inside your car.
09:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:12People have done that.
09:12Just to, you know, keep them away.
09:15I mean, you don't really have any recourse until we.
09:18It's going to backfire because there will be some extra pushes.
09:21So, did she, I want to know where her pants went or her skirt or whatever.
09:25She was just in her panties.
09:26Yeah, I don't understand that.
09:27She took it off in the car?
09:29That was quick.
09:29Oh, I thought she had a dress on.
09:30Oh, maybe she is.
09:32Oh, is that?
09:32Yeah, I think she had a dress on.
09:33Yeah, in the back it looks like nothing, but I guess here you can see she is, like,
09:36holding something up.
09:38Wow, that view, you guys.
09:40That view.
09:40So, was she that far away in a shot?
09:44It's hard to tell from the video.
09:46It's hard to tell on the video.
09:46I thought, that's, that's what I thought.
09:49I mean, she had to be hugging a little bit.
09:52Let's turn that.
09:53It's fine at the beginning, it's just when they go back.
09:55Oh, yeah, no, she never really sat right on it.
09:57Oh, I don't know.
09:58She was real close, Chuck.
10:00She was close, but I think she gave it some splash distance.
10:03She shot it.
10:04I think you're, I think there was contact.
10:06If you look right at the end there, you see her.
10:10I just think that she would have, I guess she pulled her pant, panties, if you can call
10:14those panties, back up.
10:15She wears dresses a lot.
10:18She wore one to court.
10:19Yeah.
10:20But they made her have pants on, too.
10:22She had pants on underneath it, because they were like, we're not taking a chance with you.
10:26Get your pants on.
10:27Get your pants on.
10:30I don't care.
10:31You can wear a dress, but pants underneath.
10:34It's just wild times.
10:36I can't, I can't understand it.
10:37No, and then, I don't know what that does to your car.
10:43That's what we said.
10:43You have to rush that acid.
10:45That's what I would do.
10:46Run right to the car wash.
10:47That acid in her poop probably would rip right through your paycheck.
10:50And the car wash people would be like, what?
10:52Yeah.
10:52Yeah, we talked about this today.
10:54All of it.
10:54Yeah, I went through it all.
10:55Yeah, I bet.
10:56I bet.
10:57Just the trauma of it all.
10:58It's too bad.
10:59And the reactions to what happens.
11:01Too bad I missed it.
11:02Yeah.
11:02It's too bad.
11:03Quite a day.
11:05What can we put on a car?
11:06What can we put on our cars?
11:08To protect it?
11:09To like, maybe a weapon of some kind that would.
11:12Fat chicks don't poop, please?
11:14I don't know about that.
11:16But I mean, something that would either squirt them with an oil, like a.
11:20I think your train horn would worry.
11:22It would shock them so much.
11:23Yeah.
11:24That maybe they just pooped themselves.
11:25Right there.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Not bad.
11:27Not bad.
11:28Gotta throw snacks.
11:30Oh.
11:30Oh, like a little snack catapult.
11:33That's good, yeah.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Don't poop.
11:35Donuts.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Oh, it's just cupcakes.
11:37Yeah, like you're throwing bread to the ducks or something.
11:40Yep.
11:40Not bad.
11:41Not bad.
11:43But again, if you want to see this lady for yourself.
11:45Proud.
11:46Disgusting.
11:46Nasty bitch.
11:47Proud of it.
11:47You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:51You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:52You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:52You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:52You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:53You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:54You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
11:54You can check her out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.