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Undercover Dave
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
The show talks about two women who were held in a store by security and what it would be like if Dave were to take a job as undercover security.
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two women say they were held against their will at a livonia walmart store
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employees accused them of shoplifting even though the women had proof that they didn't
00:22
shoplift but apparently that was not good enough here's more on the story from fox 2 news take a
00:28
listen as they were leaving they were approached by a plain clothed employee can he see my receipt
00:34
and i said no because he was a stranger i didn't know that he was lost prevention so he said i need
00:39
to verify your proof of purchase the women were hauled into a back room they were forced to sit
00:44
in that back room and be interrogated for more than two hours it wasn't until a manager finally
00:49
rechecked the receipt that they decide to let them go you'd be surprised though at how uh few rights
00:55
you have once you step foot into this store oh i'm sure once you decide to shop there and then
01:00
you're under their rules it's walmart law walmart the same at the department store i used to work
01:06
at like you had rights you kind of lose your rights once you go in the store you go your whole life
01:10
in walmart not realizing that these security dudes are crawling all over the place no they are honestly
01:15
at even the department store i had they were all plain closed and they just pretend to be shoppers
01:20
you know and they'd be walking around i had to fill in a couple of times because
01:24
guys called in sick i was the worst undercover security guy ever because i'm so tall i stick
01:29
out you know and i'm not what the hell are you doing yeah you're not very sly like it's really
01:34
obvious yeah super spy dave i realized that career wasn't going to work out for me just doing some
01:39
goddamn shopping that's it just browsing and not looking so you got it we got to be real careful
01:45
they don't see you looking at them right but you have to see them steal in order to stop them at
01:50
least that was our rule okay like someone couldn't say i think that guy stole something and then you
01:54
could stop and then you tackle you have you have to witness it right so if i didn't see it with my
01:59
own two eyes pretending to read a magazine behind the counter oh yeah that's not obvious uh then i
02:05
couldn't do anything about it yeah yeah people are like well i'm not gonna put this in my pants with
02:12
that big tall narc over there like look at him yeah loss prevention day was not a success yeah he's
02:21
peeking through one of the aisles at you he's got like cop sunglasses on and a cop haircut
02:26
and a button-down shirt i don't think he's really looking at candles no i don't think so
02:33
his badge says undercover security
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i have a shirt that's an FBI temporary undercover security
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got it custom made
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dave
02:46
dave
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dave temporary undercover security
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i'm just browsing like you man
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it's embroidered in his shirt
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he's got different shirts for different uh whatever he has to do that day
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you know i'm working the register i got that shirt
03:02
totally just shopping
03:05
just a shopper like you man yeah these deals are a real steal
03:11
craziness huh god they're almost like they're giving it away might as well just steal it what do
03:15
you think yeah he's trying to talk people to steal
03:18
yeah that's way something to do you know i'm sure if you lifted that up you could just walk right out
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the door with it isn't that crazy you ever just wake up and feel like today's a stealing day
03:26
i mean why pay pay the man are you kidding
03:29
yeah just take this i'm thinking about stealing all this stuff
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i'll uh i'll check uh make sure the coast is clear for you
03:40
sometimes you need a lookout you need a spotter man i'll spot you
03:44
they put something in their pants and he just clubs them over the head
03:49
hit some with a turkey or something
03:52
shoots him in the leg
03:53
oh yeah shoot with a bullet real gun
03:55
you're not running you son of a bitch
03:59
easily talked into stealing
04:01
dave hunter temporary undercover security
04:05
you better look out
04:10
oh dave just killed another guy
04:13
you fell for it sucker
04:14
i came on the scene like a flash of lightning of justice
04:19
talking like grandma's into
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he's like go ahead put in your pants
04:25
no one's even looking
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i don't think i should
04:30
no seriously you're elderly
04:32
it's fine
04:33
it's fine
04:34
he's on the lookout
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you see this chick like gonna hover around like
04:40
drive down an aisle and then just a six foot five dude just tackles her
04:44
he throws down some spike strips
04:48
oh yeah
04:49
cartony rail
04:51
adam on twitter says he feels like
04:54
the pink panther theme would be playing if i was undercover security walking around
04:59
oh that's dave panther
05:01
yeah he's undercover security it says you know it says it right on his shirt there
05:06
yeah it's not really that hard he's the only guy here in dress pants
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he's got a gun
05:11
yeah he's got a gun
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it's drawn
05:13
he's the best dressed guy in the whole place
05:18
a couple of days ago i came in here and he tried talking me into stealing something
05:23
oh he does that all the time that's his move
05:25
oh god yeah he'll try and talk you into stealing
05:27
he was putting stuff down his pants and telling me how easy it was
05:30
no that's his move
05:31
i saw him do it to an elderly woman then he killed her
05:33
oh i read about that
05:35
yeah it was a big story but he got off somehow on a technicality
05:38
a walmart law
05:39
yeah it's walmart law right so he lives and breathes by walmart law
05:42
i think he comes up with the law
05:45
he's staring at us right now
05:47
all right well it's time to get out of here because he's been known to just shoot
05:51
he's hanging upside down out of one of the ceiling tiles
05:54
oh there he is there yeah
05:55
what are you two up to
05:57
oh boy
05:58
not stealing undercover dave
06:00
how did you spot me
06:02
not stealing normal shopping guy dave
06:05
fellow patron
06:09
of this store
06:10
we can't wait to pay for our articles that we're putting in our carts
06:14
undercover dave
06:18
yeah i like it
06:19
coming soon to a store near you
06:20
yeah
06:21
yeah
06:25
yes
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