Dave's Most Dangerous Places

Beasley Digital

The show talks about how Dave seems to have no fear when it comes to shopping, working out and getting gas at some of the most dangerous spots around the area.

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00:00the average time people spend washing their hands has definitely dropped off

00:09over the past couple of months from 19 seconds in july down to 15 seconds today

00:14we're still washing our hands quite a bit an average of eight times a day but we're just

00:18spending less time washing them now we used to when this whole thing started i was like

00:23afraid to touch a gas pump yeah me too 100 you know i was afraid to punch it

00:29you remember me i had poop bags in my car yeah exactly a special device yeah i got an open i

00:39got a touching stick yeah and i also bought i didn't know a touching bag i didn't know about

00:44the touching stick i have a touching stick and a touching bag i knew i knew you had the it was

00:48like a cloth that you had on a belt it was very batman yeah yeah it was very batman but i knew

00:54you had that you can put your hand in the pocket yeah it was on a string that you could reach out

00:59and grab things with yeah and then it would shoot back into your side yeah like if you took it off

01:03yeah and it was made of silver yeah yeah gadget man wouldn't wouldn't spread germs yeah and then i

01:11had a brass touching stick yeah if i needed to use like the buttons on an atm or a gas pump

01:16i could it didn't work right it didn't work oh the brass touching stick worked it was the silver

01:22ion pocket that just was that was you don't seem like a crazy man guys i went crazy at the beginning

01:30of this i've admitted it i owned it i still won't touch door handles and stuff i put my hand in my

01:35sleeve and grab it yeah i mean i do that when i yeah when i can then i found out that the gas station

01:42i was going to was literally next door to the covid testing drive-thru oh my god and i thought well

01:47i gotta get a little bit of gas before i get tested yeah that's right dave stops at the most dangerous

01:55places he does he he tries to find the most dangerous places on earth yeah between dave hunters

02:01most dangerous places on earth join me tonight between work tonight tonight dave works out at the

02:08scariest gym that way that's a million times better i saw that one and i thought i was wondering

02:22if that was the one he was going no he goes on my way home he goes on my way home

02:30dave's most dangerous gym it's right there i saw that one it's right there you know i'm like all

02:36right that's okay i thought about that one but that's two miles that way this one's literally on

02:41my way home yeah so i go to the most dangerous gym on earth it's a man with a brass reaching stick

02:47yeah they'll go right into right into the bow of the hell anyone there i'll say they can work out or

02:55whatever it doesn't make any sense really it makes no sense anybody who's at the world's most dangerous

03:02gym when dave walks in they must be like this guy's insane yeah this guy is insane to be here right now

03:10so they're not going to mess with dave because they they must think he scares them yeah because they

03:15what's he got he likes to be safe yeah i watch the prices right oh man safe with an egg excuse me

03:30excuse me can you put the prices right

03:34on that tv right there dave's just likely to kick a door in um on four mile and uh and be like so

03:46this is a boxing gym let's box

03:48let's box

03:52tonight on dave's most dangerous places dave goes boxing yeah dave tries to park in a very bad place

04:02i don't care i don't care what happened

04:05i'm sure nothing will happen now there's a lot of abandoned homes around here

04:11that one's been burned out yep i drive down murder freeway every morning right so

04:17the places i come to get here in the morning that seems like nothing right once you've survived

04:23murder highway come on there's pimps and hoes and everything you need on my way in

04:27that's even the way you said that pimps and hoes and everything i need

04:34pimps and hoes and everything i need but this is a guy who doesn't like to cry during an onion

04:40cutting dude i'm telling you the right you might be ready for anything i've been in some hardcore

04:45scenes in my life and i if i wore onion goggles to any one of them nobody will mess with you

04:53would even dare cross me no one would mess with if i should wear my onion goggles to the gym

04:58they'll think that you're looking to play racquetball

05:01they'll think something's wrong with him

05:04well yeah like oh we should probably leave him alone

05:08i think he's special i'm pretty sure he's special you know

05:14you think they think i'm mentally challenged i don't know how he got here i think he took a bus

05:18oh man look at his shirt it's like a hand-me-down uh he's got a stick oh look at him he's got a

05:31little poking stick i was gonna rob his ass but now i feel real bad it looks like the short bus

05:39dropped him out of the wrong wrong gym i don't know

05:43i help him in hey how you doing baby come on in

05:47you looking for a treadmill do you know what that is

05:53you go it's like you walking but it's like you walking but you not going anywhere

06:01let me get this set up for you we'll keep it real slow

06:04put all the prices right for this challenge fella

06:08he likes the prices right

06:09put it on for him

06:12he's not all there

06:13damn you

06:14he's kind of

06:16he's got these crazy glasses

06:21he can't see a lick he can't see at all

06:26those are stick

06:28those are stick

06:28press right up against his skin

06:31oh man dave

06:33i'm an enigma lise

06:36yeah i'm an enigma

06:37you can't figure me out

06:38let's do it

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