Dangerous Driving

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the most dangerous things they have done while driving.

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00:00what's the most dangerous thing you've done while driving 1-855-954-6969 1-855-954-6969

00:12i know for me i know exactly what it was that i tried to get cocky and eat like those loaded

00:18fries while driving it's absolutely the most dangerous thing i've done loaded fries yeah like

00:25the the canadian taco bell for years has had them oh it's the fries covered with it's french fries

00:32with nacho cheese nacho cheese taco meat sour cream tomatoes yeah chives taco sauce loaded loaded

00:40that's crazy trying to eat those while driving with a fork yeah it's dangerous uh this woman said

00:47she got uh uh well finger touched a little jingle jangle while driving oh jingle jangles yeah okay

01:01yeah yeah sure she was doing that to herself or i think she was just having it happen having it

01:06happen yeah so the opposite of the road head the road the road jam the road jam monster jamb

01:13dave hunter's road jam

01:22come on lady i'm gonna take you on a good old-fashioned road jam with my fingers it was

01:27it'd be great right right up until you gotta watch the jam ends yeah i don't think they'd like you to jam it

01:36well i didn't want to say bang and finger bang you know but he just said it

01:44he just did say it then dave says a darndest thanks he sure does that'd be a great show

01:52get steve harvey to host it yes

01:56what do you mean

01:59jam this guy who drives uh semi eats wendy's chili

02:06need two hands for that will you drink it

02:11he doesn't say he drinks it i assume he uses the spoon you can't be afraid to use two hands nope

02:16the spoon thing while driving is tough it is tough ice cream stupid i've eaten so many blizzards

02:22you know what i have had a sundae because it melts yeah you got to that's ice cream when it goes the

02:27worst yeah spoon is the easiest one for me it's why on a freeway like on a have you ever done it on a

02:33freeway no i didn't do it i've done it everywhere the fries was on a freeway but the sundae wasn't

02:38on the worst part about eating a blizzard is on the road is when you pull up next to somebody and

02:43you're fat hey how you doing yeah how do you think i feel when i've got my large dip cone

02:50nothing like a guy licking on a dip cone beside you

02:57hey gentlemen

03:02hey want to pull over this is my large dip cone i didn't feel like going full blizzard today

03:10a dip king a man licking a cone beside you yeah it's tough i'll keep it down like i generally you

03:17can't make eye contact right so i'm like eating it while i'm you know probably oncoming cars they

03:22would see me but whenever if i have to pull someone you gotta put it down you gotta put it

03:27sort of yeah yeah you got like a shame yeah do you still eat down there are you just no no just

03:33hide it it'll turn it's going to turn green any second we can get on the move that's a pedal to

03:38the metal it's real drippy though uh it is it does someone said i once right all right that's enough

03:45i know how to solve that problem uh voice changing technology anonymous doesn't want to be

03:50identified uh you dangerous thing you did behind the wheel that you'll admit to penis penis um

03:59yeah it's like behind the wheel during the snowstorm there's like six inches of snow on

04:04the ground and i was on top of me six inches of snow snowstorm she was riding him yeah yeah that's

04:14extremely i mean it's so dangerous that's uh like someone who loves danger that's like a girl who

04:20loves danger but he's gotta love it too yeah because i would be i'd be as soft as a kleenex if i i'd be

04:29so worried about hitting something i'd be terrified there's no way yep

04:34what what this guy said he's 69'd his lady while driving foot barely able to touch the brake you

04:46like flipped her over or something impressive it's on my lip yeah and legs over my ears yeah

04:53sure very cool can you imagine hell of a lady though driving past the couple that's 69ing how you doing

04:59guys chuck's licking his ice cream cone i'm 69 in this thing right now you both got your mouth full

05:10yeah i'm going down on this cone right now yeah that would kill their moment yeah

05:16just stopping and watching them they look over and there you are

05:20give him a rascally look like that that's perfect trying to bite trying to bite the butterscotch off

05:30what's going to do with 69ing

05:35i just got a large vanilla cone

05:39butterscotch

05:43yeah that would end their 69 fun immediately that creeper with the ice cream's looking at us

05:48you'd be like lady you'd be like get up here come on come on come on

05:53forget it forget it there's a weird guy here

05:58baby baby baby stop baby stop baby stop i can't no

06:04i can't do this with this guy here he's matching our speed

06:07i can't shake him

06:20not going anywhere guys

06:23until this full cone is done

06:26it is large geez it is large yep

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