Noises That Drive Us Crazy

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck "the Freak" discuss what noises drive us crazy and Chuck imitates what an angry orchestra conductor might sound like during recording.

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00:00What is an everyday noise that makes you absolutely cringe?

00:13What's that?

00:16What is that noise?

00:17It's just an everyday noise I make.

00:19It's just an everyday noise.

00:20You make it yourself.

00:21Yeah.

00:22For me, it is styrofoam.

00:23And the older I get, it seems the worse I get.

00:25I can't handle it at all.

00:27Shouldn't see much of that anymore.

00:29Styrofoam.

00:30Oh my God.

00:31You see it if you get stuff.

00:32Like I get stuff delivered to me all the time.

00:34It's true.

00:35There are certain.

00:36Styrofoam.

00:37Food places.

00:38It's like a nail on a chalkboard kind of thing.

00:40Oh really?

00:41See, it does not bother me at all.

00:44Not a tiny bit.

00:46I can rub it together and annoy everyone.

00:48It doesn't bother me.

00:49Mine is my seatbelt sound it makes when I don't click my seatbelt.

00:53Oh, like in the car, the beep?

00:55Yeah.

00:56It's like, doo, doo.

00:57Like a certain high pitch beep that just is like, I'm like, fine.

01:00Yeah.

01:01Every time.

01:02I'm like, okay.

01:03Click.

01:04God.

01:05They got it right then.

01:06They got the sound right.

01:07See, they got it so annoying.

01:10It's funny enough, the new Lincoln vehicles, their noises were recorded by the Detroit Symphony

01:16Orchestra.

01:17That's crazy.

01:18And I wonder.

01:19So fancy.

01:20Yeah.

01:21Oh my god.

01:22Like if they're not annoying enough.

01:23They're too nice.

01:24Because they're supposed to be like, doo, doo, doo, doo.

01:27Oh, that's crazy.

01:28Oh, jeez.

01:29Doo, doo, boo, boo, boo.

01:30Okay.

01:32My car just starts playing jazz music too.

01:34That's nuts.

01:35Doo, doo, boo, boo.

01:36Doo, doo, doo, boo, boo.

01:38That's your turn signal sounds like, I'm going to turn.

01:42There we go.

01:43Yeah.

01:44I wonder if they have them online.

01:48Sure they do.

01:49Doo, doo, boo, boo, doo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

01:52Screw the name.

01:53Whoa.

01:55Is that?

01:56That's calming.

01:57Mm-hmm.

02:01What is that?

02:02That is when the power lift gate is lowering, the fuel door is open.

02:07So these are the, they get harder, I guess, depending on.

02:10Mm-hmm.

02:11annoying if you keep hearing it i guess it's pretty neat how they did that humans are weird

02:18i love the idea of like no no you got it wrong do it again god damn it there's some guy comes in

02:25with like an axe and just like your xylophone's done oh do it again take her to the top i swear

02:34to god i got five xylophone players right outside the door just itching to get in the detroit

02:39symphony orchestra what i want to hear is

02:41play it no i'm trying my best god no like this bit closer closer how's this no

03:00no don't hit me

03:04oh my god we'll take that one

03:10you did it again

03:14you're trying my best

03:15so you sons of bitches

03:19oh i'm ready to snap

03:24oh my god give me something different

03:28how's this what are you even doing

03:33this is what we thought would be a good one for like

03:37it's terrible it's the worst thing i've ever had in my life

03:39i'm upset it was for like if the door's open

03:43call this one i want to kill myself

03:50oh

03:51we worked on it all night

03:53don't smile while you're playing that

03:58don't you smile

04:00don't you dare smile

04:02i love the idea of an angry conductor

04:05pissed at the noises they're making

04:08that's not at all how i wanted it to sound

04:16he goes give me your vinyl in

04:19and then he's like

04:20oh my god that's terrible

04:25he's like this is lighter fluid

04:27and it's going on your xylophone if you don't hear what i want to hear

04:30you

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