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Velociraptor Boner Song
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is worried because her partner doesn't get "fully aroused" while performing on her and while sharing his thoughts, Chuck makes a sound similar to a dinosaur.
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00:00
all right this woman uh reached out to us as well she said i need your unbiased opinions
00:10
no one else i could talk to about this my guy doesn't get aroused while going downtown
00:20
on me yeah i'm the same way
00:24
is that normal i don't know something seems off like he's not getting aroused while he's doing it
00:33
yes i don't i believe she says he should be way more excited than he is i need your honest input
00:40
on this because it's bugging me yeah i didn't it doesn't do it that i almost take things so
00:48
seriously down there i think that's it for some guys i think i take it so seriously down there
00:53
i'm like hey we can get don't worry you know we'll get to that give him a couple kisses
00:59
he'll he'll he'll get back in the game but i it's like so serious down there for some of us guys
01:06
that it's like it's funny that she even knows yeah that's crazy yeah like usually just into it
01:13
right you're not checking what's going on what are you doing you got it all right what are you
01:19
doing i don't know let's yeah just didn't just relax enjoy it i don't know it turns me on when i do it
01:25
but yeah i mean i could see if you're really concentrating or whatever yeah that depends on
01:31
the moment i don't i don't know if there's a there's a hard guarantee you shouldn't worry too much
01:36
about it i don't if he's aroused in every other one of your sexual moments there's no there should
01:44
be no worry yeah yeah he's not he's not like uh alone in that i mean i guess there's a chance
01:50
he doesn't really like doing that that doesn't mean he's not into you yeah but he's doing it to
01:55
please you so you should take that as a win right obviously he cares about you and loves you so much
01:59
that even though he doesn't like it he's yeah see but it's funny because to me that's the number one
02:05
most amazing thing you can do right but at the same time like it's not i don't you know i'm not
02:13
like during the whole thing it's like i'd wrap it's like i'm concentrating on getting to you
02:19
like a velociraptor i know it did that's what happens when it finally works it finally works
02:25
oh no chuck's aroused uh yeah
02:27
he's on the prowl he's on the prowl and i got a man's on
02:47
these are the sounds of james and chuck sex
02:52
yeah this is how we roleplay yeah i hope he's gonna find me hiding behind the counter
02:57
why did you tell me oh whoops he found me i gotta find a new spot
03:03
a lot of velociraptor plate yeah
03:07
then when once it gets me i'm like clever girl
03:12
oh listen oh
03:17
oh he's really horny i think chuck's got a boner oh god
03:20
quick let me go down and relax
03:25
chuck's able to open a door oh yeah not really a very small door
03:31
doggy door yeah
03:34
tiny little door well nothing i'd ever thought of before until today
03:40
uh no so many guys are saying that doesn't happen to them when they're doing that
03:45
it's like so many guys completely normal i love it but i don't get aroused doing it
03:50
uh i gotta concentrate so that doesn't normally happen for me
03:54
love doing that but never get hard
03:57
not all don't always get aroused my focus is on her
04:02
so yeah i mean a couple of things either that just doesn't happen for him when he's down there
04:09
or it may not be his favorite thing but he's doing it for you because he loves you so either way
04:14
as long as everything else is going well i think you're worrying about something you don't need to worry about
04:19
yeah worry more about chuck's jurassic sex
04:24
worry about that
04:27
he just broke down the pantry door
04:44
that's when the t-rex comes out
04:46
yep you'll never hear a velociraptor the same way again
04:53
unfortunately better dinosaur boners through science
04:56
yeah yes indeed
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