The Two Chucks

Beasley Digital

During a discussion about fluid sexuality, Lisa becomes embarrassed by a text from a female listener and Chuck realizes his perfect match is in fact a clone of himself.

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00:00are there any ladies listening who would describe themselves as very fluid a couple different ways

00:11you can yeah that's what i keep thinking about is uh what kind of fluid are we doing one eight

00:16five five not moisture one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine ladies if you want

00:22to reach out fluid ladies very fluid one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine my lord

00:31you can text us at four six nine six nine two you fluid ladies so fluid so would you describe

00:38yourselves ladies as very fluid guys have you had experience with very fluid women i think most

00:43people that call our show are very fluid yeah i think so too we got a lot of listeners yeah we

00:48have through the years this woman says i'm all fluid all the time what does that mean i think you know

00:56i think we all know that makes it got me so fluid stop it okay um what no were you talking about

01:07like fluidity as in like being with a girl who might want to be with another chick or were you

01:13talking about yeah okay what did you think i thought he was talking about would you be fine

01:18with a girl who no not actually liquid fluid fluid sexuality okay so if people are wondering what

01:25i'm talking about i thought it was clear but people women with fluid sexuality yes no i know

01:30that's what we were talking about clear fluid is that what we're talking about no andy

01:34i thought people knew what that meant clear fluid flying out of their bits someone said fluid women

01:42you mean whores no not i mean i throw the word whore around a lot i know but no i don't mean whores

01:48i just mean women that bisexual yeah they're bisexual this woman though says i'd go by for lisa

01:54well there we go hello madam good day there you go lisa now i'm embarrassed

02:02oh i'm embarrassed oh i'm embarrassed i'm gonna land up oh that's me a mint julep

02:09it has just got southern oh i'm embarrassed that woman here oh my the temperature has risen in the room

02:18i'm gonna put myself back together now you did go southern bill with it

02:24i'm gonna need some ice cold sweet tea after that anybody got a lemonade i need to cool down

02:33sit down on this swing on a porch i just need my sun hat and my thoughts for a second if you don't mind

02:43flip side of fan

02:45you are embarrassing me

02:53i was not ready for such a thing i'm a guy and i like girls yeah i'm kind of like that

03:01i'm kind of like that just to clarify that's me that's how i am that's how i am

03:06um guys are cool to be around but there's no part of me that's like

03:11boys we should start kissing

03:15we're having a great time but i mean if we all start kissing

03:21wouldn't it be a better time wouldn't that be wild

03:24like you know yeah it's just not my um you know who you are

03:28you just know know what you like yeah i will say this if i'm gonna go gay it'll be for a straight guy

03:34what oh my no that's it if i'm going gay it's gonna be because it's me and another totally straight guy

03:43if i ever go gay it's for a straight guy

03:46i'm telling you because i don't want you wouldn't want it the only way it could work

03:51because gay guys would be way too much like chicks

03:55yeah but you know what i mean you need someone to kind of you would need somebody to kind of like

04:00help you out though through life a little bit i'm not yeah i wouldn't you know

04:05it can't be two chucks i know that's what i mean

04:08two chucks living together

04:10double chucks yeah oh my god double chucks

04:12that's what i mean just me and me and exactly like me and chuck

04:17the two chucks what a great show that would be

04:21tonight on the two chucks he's like this is my boyfriend chuck

04:25we do everything together he's got a big beard he loves all the same stuff

04:30he's not a he's not whining he's never complaining he doesn't care

04:36he's like he also would step over a pizza box and not pick it up

04:41yeah that's chuck you guys get each other if i could just meet chuck

04:45yeah you know you would love to date yourself yeah

04:49yeah you would love it we wouldn't do anything to each other

04:52that would be a sexless relationship yeah be sexless

04:55in fact we might even have an agreement where we're like we can go have sex with other people

05:00that's how cool chuck is but chuck is your husband

05:03but he's my husband with him i'm sorry i'm taking ladies

05:09ladies of the night exactly you're sorry we're allowed to date

05:12but i come home to chuck every night at the end of the day

05:16and i would never i would never risk that yeah you share bed or you have your own bed

05:21oh we got our own stuff we got our own plate i mean it's the greatest house ever

05:25the coolest house you know oh god if i could just meet a straight chuck

05:31here's the text i'll be your chuck

05:34i'll be your chuck chuck

05:38i'll be your chuck

05:39oh chuck call me i'll be your chuck

05:41are you embarrassed chuck by all the love that's coming your way

05:43my goodness

05:46so many chucks out there in this world

05:50i thought i'd never find one

05:53i found so many

05:54you're such a diamond in the roof

05:56he needs one of those big fans

05:59yeah

06:00oh it's good

06:01is it hot or is it just me

06:03probably just me

06:05just me

06:06i suppose i'm turning everybody on

06:08my sexual nature

06:10but now it's you chuck and chuck

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06:14i'm telling you

06:15god i love you chuck

06:16oh my god

06:17i love you too chuck

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