Genital Weapon

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a man with road rage who decided to use his genitalia in order to intimidate another driver.

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00:00well a road rager got frustrated when a dude wouldn't get out of his car for a fight

00:14so he whipped out his genitals in a threatening manner and the video of this we put up at

00:21daveandchuckthefreak.com so you can check it out this guy says i was driving on a dutch highway

00:26and i saw in my rear mirror that the couple in the car behind me were arguing the driver was

00:31continuously driving super fast toward me and then would break heavily just in time then he saw

00:36opportunity to overtake me on the right side illegally and cut me off while doing it at that

00:41point i grabbed my phone to record the video so you'll hear this guy's horrible dutch radio station

00:46playing so there's the guy he gets out he tries to get into the guy's car to get him to come out and

00:53fight and the guy obviously doesn't so he goes to go back to his car and he's like no wait a second

00:57wait one last thing here's the little thing yeah you there's my dick there's my

01:02it didn't seem like he should have been using it as uh right he doesn't care

01:09very threatening at all really

01:12so he slams on his brakes in the fast lane yeah gets out wants to fight the guy tries to open his

01:22door the guy obviously keeps it locked yeah and he's like all right well screw this but then decides

01:29to just wait a minute hold on a second how about my daughter i whip my package out at you yeah that's

01:34you you're a dick i have never seen genitals used though in a threatening manner no and i just i

01:53mean if i was going to threaten someone with genitals it would have been far more threatening

01:59than that like you at least got to get fired up and then you got to like

02:03whip it around a bit catapult it at him slap it or something what are you doing with that tiny

02:10dick in your hand i would that was the dick i was flopping around it was the example dick

02:16careful he might threaten you with it yeah dave oh pay attention it doesn't feel very threatening

02:21right oh yeah man she's like a rock it's not even phasing her look at it look at the size of it

02:31so tiny yeah what if you held it like a gun i kind of am it's so small it's like a finger

02:39pointing at me stop it yeah it doesn't look like a finger

02:43it's pretty much like a finger that's huge guys

02:49quit laughing hey don't point that thing at me

02:55chuck's pointing his genitals at me in a threatening manner

02:58you do you can't just point and just whip it out like that guy you gotta you gotta do some make some

03:04noise too has anyone had genitals use against them in a threatening manner

03:10is there anyone listening as a woman like can a woman do it can she threaten you with titties

03:17but is that that's awesome so that's like a more of a distraction move

03:23i'm not threatened at all i'm actually quite pleased unless she's old and horrible right

03:28right but it's still then that's still a distraction rather than a threat

03:32do you think any girls have a woman could threat like showed her vag as a like a take that

03:37must have had some of the odors that we've talked about before

03:42and then it could be considered a weapon yeah mustard bits macy run

03:48oh pungent mustard god i just would never think i don't know

03:57like to be no you jackass there's my dick

04:02yeah i mean but if we were in argument and you showed me your dick i'd be like oh boy

04:07he wins this round yeah i know that's funny you start tapping out

04:13yeah that's a bit you win you got your little guy over there you're fine yeah

04:18i love that lisa's like not threatened at all

04:34chuck has put this little tiny fake dog in his pants and is pretending to threaten us with it

04:53all right that's you need a manicure for that thing

04:56take it over to lisa she'll polish it up for you

05:01looks like a finger she won't even give it a second thought

05:08size queen over there genitals bring me your biggest dick james lisa had like nine

05:14small dong jokes on deck wow she did are you kidding me she was rapid firing them loads them up

05:19get a pedicure for that thing yeah manicure for that it's got a fake nail for that not threatening at

05:24the end of the day

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