Jason's Indecent Proposal

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a strange encounter Jason the Jew had on the road the other day, when a man was using sexually suggestive hand gestures and signaling for him to pull over.

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00:00I have to sound an emergency Jew horn.

00:07Is it an emergency one?

00:08My God.

00:09My God.

00:14Hello, what happened?

00:19Jason the Jew answered the call.

00:21Speaking of blowing horns, Jason the Jew had a crazy thing happen to him yesterday.

00:30That we have to get to the bottom of.

00:32What?

00:32Guys, it shocked me to my core.

00:34Well, it sounds like it.

00:36I only I didn't speak to you about it yet.

00:38I only saw a little bit of what you said on Twitter.

00:41I have no idea what's happening.

00:42Back up and take us to how this started.

00:45All right, because I was going to say something to you guys, but it felt weird to just be like,

00:49Hey, good morning.

00:51Some guy wanted to blow me.

00:54Yeah, that's an odd way to start the day at work.

00:57Chuck starts the day with that all the time.

00:58I didn't know how to broach the subject.

00:59Yeah.

00:59Talk to me next time.

01:01Yeah.

01:01All right.

01:02I'll teach you how to.

01:03Chuck will give you a safe place.

01:04Yeah, you will.

01:05So I was driving home.

01:06This is Monday night.

01:08I was just coming home late and just minding my business, listening to some music.

01:12And I look over to my right and I can see this person giving me a side eye from behind his seatbelt.

01:21Seen that, haven't we, James?

01:22But I'm like, what the heck?

01:24Like, I'm just, I'm just driving, doing my thing.

01:26So I just keep looking.

01:27I'm minding my business and the road splits and goes straight.

01:31And then I had to go under this overpass.

01:33So one last time I like gave a look to be like, F you, you know, like, yeah, thought we're

01:38going to have one of those exchanges, but no.

01:40Wow.

01:41He's, uh, seductively, uh, giving me the BJ signal and like, uh, with his other hand

01:49was like, pull over, you know?

01:52So the left hand is like full on blowing a dog and he's telling me to get off the road.

02:00So I just, I laughed.

02:01Like, I was like, what just happened?

02:04You know?

02:04And drove home and went to my wife and was like, you'll never guess what I could have

02:08just done.

02:09What I could have just done.

02:10He tried to seduce you on the road.

02:12He tried to seduce you.

02:13That's crazy.

02:14I could have made some cash.

02:15He's a gay road seducer.

02:17He thought Jason was attractive.

02:19It's a gay vibe.

02:20Jason's putting out.

02:20You're giving off a gay Jew vibe.

02:21That's what I was thinking.

02:22I'm like, what did I do?

02:23You know?

02:24Yeah.

02:24I wasn't air drumming.

02:26I wasn't like really.

02:27I really do think it was Jason that you made you making eye contact a couple of times

02:31because most people would look once and be like, oh, weirdo and look away.

02:35The fact that you kept looking back to try and figure out what he was up to, to him that

02:39was probably like, oh, that's a classic male misreading a situation.

02:46I thought we were in a road rage, you know?

02:49Exactly.

02:50And I thought he was going to try to cut me off.

02:51I'm like, what's happening here?

02:52He had a road rager, which is different than road rage.

02:57So he makes the pullover, I want to blow you signals.

03:02You then just turned away and kept driving.

03:04Yeah.

03:06I laughed just like that.

03:07I was like, what?

03:07You didn't flip the bird or anything.

03:09You just were like, yeah, I got to go.

03:11He was completely disarmed at that point, I would assume.

03:13Yeah.

03:14I mean, it was, I was going down and he was going straight.

03:17You were going down.

03:18So it was almost like, oh, Jesus.

03:20Oh, Jesus.

03:21It's like the opposite.

03:22He wanted to go down and he was not straight.

03:24I was going down the ramp.

03:25I don't know if he was going as straight as you think.

03:27He was going straight.

03:31Yes.

03:32He wasn't going straight at all.

03:33I kept driving.

03:34I'm sure there's whores out there that do the same thing, but it's more guys doing car

03:38propositions than women.

03:39No.

03:40You don't think so?

03:40No, it's, well, yes, it is guys, but I don't think it has anything to do with gay guys.

03:45No, but I'm asking the people that make the propositions.

03:48It's always men.

03:49It's always men.

03:50More men.

03:51Like you are an incredibly bold woman if you're giving the pullover, I'm going to.

03:57Yeah.

03:57Like that's so rare.

03:58I can't even imagine.

03:59And I also, I feel like you're like a 50 year old smoker lady.

04:05Yeah.

04:05Or you're trying to rob the person.

04:07Or you're trying to rob them.

04:08Exactly.

04:08It's a good old fashioned robbery.

04:10Maybe that guy was a gay robber.

04:11This guy wasn't trying to rob me.

04:13No.

04:13He wasn't trying to rob me of my semen.

04:14Oh my God.

04:15Oh my Lord.

04:16Oh my.

04:16Exactly.

04:17That's like, I had to.

04:18Exactly.

04:19It was seductive.

04:21It was seductive.

04:21It wasn't in anger.

04:22It was in like loss.

04:24Was it.

04:26Wow.

04:26This is interesting.

04:27Yeah.

04:27Okay.

04:28Careful.

04:29Was it a, was it a slow motion or was like a quick motion?

04:33Yeah.

04:33Was he looking to go fast?

04:35Was he going gentle on you?

04:36Can you just come in to James's room and show us how he did it?

04:40Oh no, no.

04:41Don't do that.

04:42Oh, you're going to make him do it.

04:43Yeah.

04:43We just have to see.

04:44I'm curious too.

04:45Like was the guy, you know, holding the balls while he was doing the BJ motion?

04:48Yeah, but was it like a.

04:50Oh, here he is.

04:51Hey, Jason.

04:52Okay.

04:52So he's in the car.

04:53You're in the car.

04:54Oh, oh.

04:55Oh, that's obvious.

04:56Yeah.

04:57Okay.

04:57That is.

04:58Yeah.

04:59Very obvious.

05:00Yep.

05:00Thank you, Jason.

05:01You must think Jason's got a huge one too.

05:03That motion.

05:04It was very long and lean.

05:06He did a good job at that.

05:07It's going deep.

05:08Recreation of the moment.

05:09Well, and I mean, whatever one he's working on was real.

05:12Yeah.

05:12It was a large one.

05:13Down with the thickness.

05:15Just take it as a win.

05:17Take it as, hey, I was obviously looking.

05:18Pretty decent that night in my car.

05:21No, I think being hit on by a gay guy is like one of the most flattering things that can

05:24happen to you.

05:26Yeah.

05:26I mean, I see the compliment.

05:28It just made me feel.

05:30No, I didn't know.

05:30I see you.

05:31I know exactly.

05:32You misread it so hardcore that that's what's messing with you.

05:37And it was like a funny way of being harassed.

05:41Yeah.

05:42This is weird.

05:44Jason got cat called.

05:45He did.

05:46He was treated like a piece of meat.

05:47He really was.

05:48That's how I felt.

05:49I only tried to my wife about it.

05:54That's what you say.

05:55You get that ring on your finger.

05:56Just go blow your Jew horn and you'll get past it.

05:59I'll be careful not to do a driving in there.

06:01Yeah.

06:01You better watch.

06:02Yeah.

06:02There you go.

06:03Yeah.

06:03Wake.

06:11Yeah.

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