Trippin' Coyotes

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about motorists in Northern California dealing with a new kind of road hazard.

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00:00Motorists in Northern California have been dealing with a new kind of road hazard.

00:16Overly aggressive coyotes who've been eating magic mushrooms.

00:22Oh, wow.

00:23That's no good.

00:24At least two coyotes have been staring down motorists on Highway 1 and walking right out into the road.

00:34It's supposed to be a coyote howling.

00:37I'm waiting.

00:37So far it's a train.

00:38What is that?

00:40There's one.

00:44Those coyotes are tripping balls.

00:48Run!

00:49Experts have ruled out rabies.

00:51But they do believe now they've been eating, ingesting hallucinogenic mushrooms and tripping.

00:57There is a mushroom that grows in the area and they think these coyotes have stumbled on a stash.

01:03They probably got no idea what's going on if they're tripping balls and they're coyotes.

01:06So would they be afraid or would they just be like happy and...

01:10I think they'd be a little afraid.

01:11I think they'd be a little like, what the hell?

01:14Confused.

01:14Like, am I a goddamn coyote, man?

01:19Yeah.

01:19What am I, man?

01:21What is a coyote?

01:22The universe, man.

01:23The first time I ever realized.

01:27Why don't we just stop one day and not howl at the moon?

01:30You guys ever think about that?

01:32What would happen if all of us just stopped one day?

01:35Whoa.

01:36What about this one?

01:38What about this?

01:38Like, if I howl and no one's there to hear it, did I really howl?

01:46You gotta stop me.

01:47You're blowing my mind.

01:50That's just too crazy.

01:52You've wrapped my coyote brain around me, guys.

01:55Dude, I've been thinking about that for seven hours now.

01:59Oh, that's crazy.

01:59That's like two years of coyote time.

02:03We gotta stop.

02:04It's been a long night.

02:05These mushrooms are damn good, but we gotta stop, man.

02:08This is.

02:10All I've been thinking about is those lights that go down that highway, that rock river.

02:14Let's get them, man.

02:15Let's get them.

02:16They're so fast.

02:17It's crazy, man.

02:18What are those things?

02:19What are they?

02:20Anybody stop and ask what the hell are those things, man?

02:24What are they?

02:25I got no goddamn idea, man.

02:28I saw one of the things in those before.

02:32You gotta at least stand upright.

02:34It's nuts.

02:35We did not.

02:36Nobody's talking about it, man.

02:40I could listen to Andy and Chuck B. Coyote.

02:43Stone Coyote?

02:43Stone Coyote's all day.

02:45I don't know.

02:46The Stone Coyote show.

02:48It's like great.

02:49The other day, I was walking around just trying to find some scraps to eat, you know?

02:53Yeah, yeah.

02:54Some coyotes.

02:54Yeah.

02:56Yeah.

02:56I saw a scorpion, man.

02:58I was like, at first, I was like, whoa, dude, you got what?

03:01What is that?

03:02What are you?

03:03You're a scorpion.

03:05And then I realized it's much bigger and more dangerous than him, so I just ate him, man.

03:10You ate him.

03:11It was crazy.

03:11You're crazy, man.

03:12I know.

03:13Did you get high for that?

03:15No.

03:15Not like all these sweet shrooms that we've been eating, man.

03:18Listen, don't tell anyone else about our stash, man.

03:23I've been howling about it for like four days, the rest of the coyotes, man.

03:27That's why they're all tripping balls over there.

03:31Yeah.

03:32Even half the time, I'm howling, man.

03:33It's because I don't know what the hell that thing in the sky is, man.

03:36It's a light, you know?

03:39I'm trying to get some sleep in the goddamn thing.

03:41Turn it off, man!

03:45Turn it off!

03:48The cool thing about what we are, man, as coyotes, is like, you just bang chicks wherever, you know?

03:55Yeah, just running around, you know?

03:58And they're just howling back at you.

04:00I love when they go in heat, man.

04:05You ever run across like four of them in heat, dude?

04:07I did.

04:09No!

04:10No!

04:11Crazy night, bro.

04:12Oh, boy, man.

04:14You got it made, man.

04:15You're so lucky, man.

04:16I know, man.

04:17I got a giant coyote dick.

04:19I didn't ask for this.

04:21Mine's real small.

04:23I don't have a lot of fight.

04:25That's why I just found these shrooms.

04:27Takes the edge off.

04:29Yeah.

04:31Tripping coyotes.

04:32Yeah.

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