Dave Versus Coyote

Beasley Digital

Dave encountered a coyote while walking his dog yesterday on a trail and the way he reacted frightened some older women who were walking in the same area.

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00:00this is super creepy warmer weather conditions in western greece have led to the eerie spectacle

00:10of giant spider webs covering the land what look at this what is that really a vast area of greenery

00:19has been covered by a spider web experts say it's a seasonal phenomenon caused by tetragnatha

00:27spiders yeah which can build large nests for mating and an increase in the mosquito population is

00:34thought to have contributed to the rise of the number of spiders there so they're just eating

00:38so many mosquitoes there look at it insane oh wow it's like a blanket of snow covering the ground

00:46but it's actually spider webs that's just i don't like it no it's not great it's not great it's not

00:52great i wouldn't want to see gigantic you know 300 feet i do think that it like we would be

00:59terrified not really terrified but it would gross us out to know just how many spiders are around us

01:05at any given moment oh you don't want to know no i think we would i every time i am outside in my

01:11backyard i seem to get a spider on me really somewhere i have giant woods behind i don't like

01:16they're always the pool i wonder if the pool has anything to do with that too like oh it's the

01:21trees it's they live in the trees you know what's deciding to go down there lately uh squirrels are

01:26digging up my lawn oh that's are they planting nuts yeah that's their is it moles or squirrels it's

01:32squirrels do it no because i've seen them do it in my lawn though yeah food i want to make it stop

01:37gonna train jameson to take him out that's it oh he would if he could but i'm afraid to leave him out

01:42there because of the coyote yeah oh my god i didn't even tell you this story yesterday walking

01:47jameson on the trails near my house coyote come on on the path with us scary what'd you do so here's

01:54what happened so um i thought it was a dog at first like i had my airpods in yeah and i was kind of

02:00jogging and i wasn't even really paying attention jameson was kind of keeping up beside me and then i

02:05catch something moving in my god it's a dog and then i'm like why why is the dog just roaming around

02:09and then i looked again i'm like oh my god it's a coyote did you pick up jameson and run well he

02:14did he went instantly into the two up on his back paws like let me at him let me at him and so i'm

02:21i'm like what am i i was trying to think of the show i'm like how am i supposed to react right now

02:25to a coyote so i did i scooped him up and then i just i just started swearing yeah like i'm like get

02:32the f out of here f off yeah like i said f like five times i saw you my god they didn't see the

02:40coyote and they just saw you self-defense is the f word yeah it is i was trying to kick at it

02:45oh it was that close to you it was probably where the door is

02:48and i'm me with little jameson now i've got jameson under my arm he's still like let me at him let me

02:53yeah yeah i'm trying to keep him from falling and then trying to intimidate this thing and the weird

02:59thing is like it didn't like scurry off it kind of looked it bared its teeth for a second and just

03:04did it just saunter off it's slowly they don't give it it slowly walked away into the woods so

03:11i'm at this bend so i'm like what the hell do i do now do i keep going this way i had to go that

03:17way to get back i'm like all right i'll just move fast i kept jameson under my arm and i move fast and

03:22as i turned the bend there's this old lady and she looked so disturbed well she just heard me drop

03:27like five yeah of course and it's just me and my little dog under my arm now she's like this guy's

03:31insane i'm like you have to explain i did i'm like hey just so you know i'm like uh ma'am i wouldn't

03:35go that way a coyote just cut through the trail into the woods and she's oh coyote i wondered what

03:41was all the commotion yeah i was swearing at him she died later she was eaten by a pack of coyotes so

03:48and here's the weird thing so then i passed two other women one was with her kid they were like

03:52initially so frightened by me i guess because anytime a stranger approaches you on a trail in the

03:57woods yeah i'm not there i didn't like it wasn't up in their face i'm like hey just so you know and

04:01the one woman like almost like yeah jumped away from me i'm like um no i just want to let you know

04:05we saw a coyote down there and so just heads up with your little baby and yeah i just envisioned a

04:11crazy man with a dog

04:13and telling the ladies that's why they reacted that way

04:21i was probably really hooked up yeah there was a cold in him like

04:25jesus christ

04:26god damn there's a coyote down there

04:28it's a giant man that's made from some kind of mental fertility

04:31a little tiny dog under his arm yeah exactly i love that jameson's like all like

04:36do i look like the roadrunner you pussy

04:38oh he's like picture him like you know the county lion

04:42let me get him let me get him yeah he's on two paws because i'm holding him by his leash

04:46so he's like raised himself up yeah trying to get away from me no the truth is jameson

04:51would go after him and that is sometimes that's what the coyote wants oh they do they they'll

04:57taunt the dogs away when the golden doodle is like a spartan or something yeah and uh the last

05:03woman and i talked to when i you know scared her at first she's like oh actually i heard there's a

05:07coyote den just now down there oh so you can't walk down there you have to figure something and

05:12that's how that's where we went it's a great place it yeah like no one will come there and like

05:18remove them like you can't call like an official and they'll set a trap i mean i'm not dave the

05:22safety ranger i know i'm surprised i'm surprised i'm surprised i mean you make maybe could call

05:29animal control and they could there's any ladies listening that was that were frightened by a six

05:34foot five swearing man yesterday um sorry yeah i was a little amped up with just dave coyote encounter

05:39and i and i was like you should have got a picture i'm like i was fighting for jameson's life i don't

05:45have time to pull out my phone what a hilarious thing my facebook live i just unleashed a garage

05:50of efforts no see because that's what it would be it would be a facebook live of dave like swearing

05:54but then in in in dave like trying to get the phone right jameson runs off with the coyote and then

06:00and now you have that forever as a memory on your facebook live right yeah the day i let my dog go

06:06to the coyote yeah exactly that's not gonna be no no

06:10you

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