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Ducks Crossing the Road
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about almost hitting pedestrians who aren't paying attention when they cross the street and Lisa had an experience with some unfortunate ducks trying to cross the highway.
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i just talked the other day about how you know i saw that guy walking towards me when i was
00:09
driving home the other day and he was texting and he wasn't looking at all tripped like
00:15
didn't expect the curb to be there yeah fell down and then fell right down in front of my car
00:21
yeah it's super scary because i thought i could have run that guy over if i wasn't paying attention
00:25
you almost killed a man i almost killed a man yeah it's not dave's fault though no no but still
00:31
couldn't you i think i could still be charged like god forbid you're supposed to be in control
00:36
of your vehicle you're supposed to be aware of your surroundings surroundings what would that be
00:40
but if i mean if you walk right in front of you you always have to be aware of pedestrians is how
00:44
they'd get you probably you know what i mean they'd be like you didn't leave yourself enough
00:47
time to stop or god forbid i crushed his skull and he's gone right that would be dave i can't
00:55
imagine hey guys dave just uh texted me
00:58
he crushed a man's skull he's pretty emotionally distraught by it yeah uh watched his head pop
01:08
like a melon like a melon it's like a watermelon yeah i've seen some some lively stuff what dave
01:14
saw uh he's i called him a 10 seconds ago he's still just literally screaming oh boy
01:20
my response would be ha ha ha ha because i would think that's a joke that's a joke
01:26
that didn't happen hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello did you say how his car's doing
01:32
his car okay yeah i mean it's he's got to take it through the car wash got brain matter on it
01:36
so just hose that right off but uh he is pretty distraught over the fact that he crushed a man's skull
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that's what honestly went through my head because the way he landed yeah he was almost positioned
01:50
like his body was right in front of my car his head would have been right under his head would
01:53
have been under a wheel yeah that's that's scary i've had like uh close calls where people have
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almost been blasted by my car just because they weren't paying attention to and it's like you hit
02:01
them or like a splash like they were they were gonna start walking and then almost like as i was
02:06
turning or something and i'm like man you it would be i'd just be so mad at them i'd be mad at the
02:12
guys whose head was all over the place oh yeah yeah if it's somebody else's stupidity i'd be like
02:17
just yelling at his splattered skull you're a dumbass god damn it instead of get out are you okay
02:24
my wednesday or my thursday's ruined that's probably the way i would have reacted that's the way i reacted
02:30
when that guy on the bike hit my car and rolled right over the hood and then grabbed my passenger
02:35
side mirror and ripped it off on his way out what are you doing for god's sakes dude are you
02:40
kidding you ripped my mirror off yeah meanwhile he just rolled across my hood yeah i killed a deer
02:46
and a skunk last year yeah so i don't need any more death yeah on my watch yeah hitting an animal sucks
02:53
yeah oh well they were both horrible i mean the deer was thousands of dollars worth of damage
02:59
yeah that's and then the skunk was like weeks of stink yeah you can't get rid of that smell
03:04
we were heading on a road trip up north and like these ducks just came out on 75
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just decided like a little family and what can you do it's either semi or ducks yeah so it was the
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ducks i didn't do it i wasn't driving when he was but he smelled so bad it was horrible it was like
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what an horrible way to start our vacation yeah we wiped out a whole family of ducks
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it was so sad it was so bad that's terrible that's the saddest we ever leave i know it's horrible
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it's like you ready for vacation no
03:38
oh god turn back around we're going home we just left that's awful
03:52
oh man
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it was a semi right next to us it's a two-lane highway and of course it's like the classic cute mother duck
04:05
you ready let's go
04:09
come on children
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oh god
04:19
there is no god
04:22
i felt bad for the people behind us that had to see the whole thing
04:26
those people were probably just like no
04:29
oh god no
04:32
their vacation was ruined
04:33
all right we're ruined turn around
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oh that's so terrible
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it was a bad start
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yeah what can you do though
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i know you can't you don't want to die
04:44
it's either you or the ducks
04:46
what business did those ducks have on the other hand
04:49
why did they have to cross 75
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right when we were going by
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that's the real question screw the chicken why were the ducks crossing the road
04:56
dude those animals they'll take some chances
04:59
she was like we've got that mother duck was like well this is gonna be
05:02
this is gonna be wild kids
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uh we're gonna cross i7
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we're gonna cross the big human highway right now
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because we have pressing duck business on the other side of this thing
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pressing duck business
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follow me kids we'll be fine
05:17
and they missed the big semi
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oh yeah
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the semi
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they got by that
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oh man
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and they just got duck feet
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they're just like
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like with their duck feet
05:28
that's insane
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oh my god
05:30
i was on a major highway once
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and you know what i saw trying to get to the other side of it
05:35
a turtle
05:35
oh my lord
05:36
oh my turtle
05:37
he was like
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i'm like what
05:40
dude what are you doing
05:41
there's water the other way too man
05:44
why would you do that
05:46
that's gonna take you four hours
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to cross where you're going
05:51
what do you think's over there man
05:53
you can get crickets anywhere man
05:56
yeah bad decision
06:00
you think those duck kids were like
06:01
bad start
06:02
i don't know mom this is crazy
06:03
i don't know if this is
06:06
i don't know if you're teaching us this right
06:08
but with baby ducks
06:10
what are we gonna do
06:11
let's cross 75
06:12
we gotta know how
06:13
in the construction zone
06:15
it's a construction zone
06:18
oh man
06:18
oh sweet jesus
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