Ducks Crossing the Road

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about almost hitting pedestrians who aren't paying attention when they cross the street and Lisa had an experience with some unfortunate ducks trying to cross the highway.

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00:00i just talked the other day about how you know i saw that guy walking towards me when i was

00:09driving home the other day and he was texting and he wasn't looking at all tripped like

00:15didn't expect the curb to be there yeah fell down and then fell right down in front of my car

00:21yeah it's super scary because i thought i could have run that guy over if i wasn't paying attention

00:25you almost killed a man i almost killed a man yeah it's not dave's fault though no no but still

00:31couldn't you i think i could still be charged like god forbid you're supposed to be in control

00:36of your vehicle you're supposed to be aware of your surroundings surroundings what would that be

00:40but if i mean if you walk right in front of you you always have to be aware of pedestrians is how

00:44they'd get you probably you know what i mean they'd be like you didn't leave yourself enough

00:47time to stop or god forbid i crushed his skull and he's gone right that would be dave i can't

00:55imagine hey guys dave just uh texted me

00:58he crushed a man's skull he's pretty emotionally distraught by it yeah uh watched his head pop

01:08like a melon like a melon it's like a watermelon yeah i've seen some some lively stuff what dave

01:14saw uh he's i called him a 10 seconds ago he's still just literally screaming oh boy

01:20my response would be ha ha ha ha because i would think that's a joke that's a joke

01:26that didn't happen hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello did you say how his car's doing

01:32his car okay yeah i mean it's he's got to take it through the car wash got brain matter on it

01:36so just hose that right off but uh he is pretty distraught over the fact that he crushed a man's skull

01:41that's what honestly went through my head because the way he landed yeah he was almost positioned

01:50like his body was right in front of my car his head would have been right under his head would

01:53have been under a wheel yeah that's that's scary i've had like uh close calls where people have

01:58almost been blasted by my car just because they weren't paying attention to and it's like you hit

02:01them or like a splash like they were they were gonna start walking and then almost like as i was

02:06turning or something and i'm like man you it would be i'd just be so mad at them i'd be mad at the

02:12guys whose head was all over the place oh yeah yeah if it's somebody else's stupidity i'd be like

02:17just yelling at his splattered skull you're a dumbass god damn it instead of get out are you okay

02:24my wednesday or my thursday's ruined that's probably the way i would have reacted that's the way i reacted

02:30when that guy on the bike hit my car and rolled right over the hood and then grabbed my passenger

02:35side mirror and ripped it off on his way out what are you doing for god's sakes dude are you

02:40kidding you ripped my mirror off yeah meanwhile he just rolled across my hood yeah i killed a deer

02:46and a skunk last year yeah so i don't need any more death yeah on my watch yeah hitting an animal sucks

02:53yeah oh well they were both horrible i mean the deer was thousands of dollars worth of damage

02:59yeah that's and then the skunk was like weeks of stink yeah you can't get rid of that smell

03:04we were heading on a road trip up north and like these ducks just came out on 75

03:09just decided like a little family and what can you do it's either semi or ducks yeah so it was the

03:15ducks i didn't do it i wasn't driving when he was but he smelled so bad it was horrible it was like

03:20what an horrible way to start our vacation yeah we wiped out a whole family of ducks

03:25it was so sad it was so bad that's terrible that's the saddest we ever leave i know it's horrible

03:35it's like you ready for vacation no

03:38oh god turn back around we're going home we just left that's awful

03:52oh man

03:54it was a semi right next to us it's a two-lane highway and of course it's like the classic cute mother duck

04:05you ready let's go

04:09come on children

04:12oh god

04:19there is no god

04:22i felt bad for the people behind us that had to see the whole thing

04:26those people were probably just like no

04:29oh god no

04:32their vacation was ruined

04:33all right we're ruined turn around

04:36oh that's so terrible

04:40it was a bad start

04:41yeah what can you do though

04:43i know you can't you don't want to die

04:44it's either you or the ducks

04:46what business did those ducks have on the other hand

04:49why did they have to cross 75

04:51right when we were going by

04:53that's the real question screw the chicken why were the ducks crossing the road

04:56dude those animals they'll take some chances

04:59she was like we've got that mother duck was like well this is gonna be

05:02this is gonna be wild kids

05:04uh we're gonna cross i7

05:06we're gonna cross the big human highway right now

05:08because we have pressing duck business on the other side of this thing

05:13pressing duck business

05:14follow me kids we'll be fine

05:17and they missed the big semi

05:20oh yeah

05:21the semi

05:22they got by that

05:23oh man

05:24and they just got duck feet

05:25they're just like

05:26like with their duck feet

05:28that's insane

05:29oh my god

05:30i was on a major highway once

05:33and you know what i saw trying to get to the other side of it

05:35a turtle

05:35oh my lord

05:36oh my turtle

05:37he was like

05:39i'm like what

05:40dude what are you doing

05:41there's water the other way too man

05:44why would you do that

05:46that's gonna take you four hours

05:48to cross where you're going

05:51what do you think's over there man

05:53you can get crickets anywhere man

05:56yeah bad decision

06:00you think those duck kids were like

06:01bad start

06:02i don't know mom this is crazy

06:03i don't know if this is

06:06i don't know if you're teaching us this right

06:08but with baby ducks

06:10what are we gonna do

06:11let's cross 75

06:12we gotta know how

06:13in the construction zone

06:15it's a construction zone

06:18oh man

06:18oh sweet jesus

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