Duck Boat Adventure

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about their trip to Boston and the Duck Boat Adventure that never happened.

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00:00I do love a Boston accent, though.

00:11I could listen to it.

00:12It's hilarious.

00:13When we went to Boston to see U2 together, there was...

00:16Well, we were in Harvard.

00:17We were hanging out by Harvard.

00:18Yeah, well, no, but at the concert and stuff.

00:20Everyone I saw was Asian.

00:23Yeah, you were hanging out at Harvard and went to a U2 show.

00:26Yeah, exactly.

00:28It's not as hardcore as the rest of the world.

00:30Yeah.

00:31We didn't hit, like, whatever, Southie or whatever.

00:35We didn't go to Worcester, Peabody.

00:38No.

00:39We took the subway, didn't we?

00:40Yeah, we, like, we were going hardcore.

00:42Yeah.

00:44Not really at all.

00:44Yeah, no.

00:45I was trying to talk Chuck into doing one of those puddle truck tours.

00:49Of course he was.

00:50What's a puddle truck?

00:51It's like those duck trucks.

00:53Yeah, the duck trucks.

00:54It's like a truck on the road, and they can go into the water and become a boat.

00:58Oh.

01:00Boy.

01:00That's what you wanted to do.

01:02Of course he was.

01:03He wants to do date stuff with me.

01:05After he bought face cream.

01:07Yeah, exactly.

01:08He bought some face cream.

01:10We went to the mall, bought some face cream.

01:12Watched the Krispy Kreme donut for 10 minutes.

01:15That was romantic.

01:16And then we wanted to do a duck tour.

01:19We shared a plate of chicken wings.

01:21Mm-hmm.

01:22Sounds really romantic.

01:23We shared a hotel room.

01:24We shared a hotel room.

01:25We wanted to do the, what was it called?

01:27The paddle?

01:28They're like duck rides.

01:29Duck rides?

01:30Duck boats.

01:31It's a truck that goes in the water.

01:33It takes you on a tour of Boston, but it also takes you on a tour of the Boston Hava.

01:37It's a Hava story.

01:40Boston Hava.

01:42Chuck, that would be so much funny.

01:43He's like, I'm not doing it.

01:44Like, dude.

01:45Oh, my God.

01:46You probably never heard about it, because I think I said no as fast as anyone has said

01:51no in the history of the world, and then blocked it out of my head.

01:54Oh, I see pictures of it.

01:54Oh, my God.

01:56Did you see this?

01:57Is this it?

01:58Old Boston Duck Tours?

02:01Yeah, that's what it is.

02:02The Old Boston Duck Tours.

02:03Dave loves a goddamn activity.

02:05Yeah, he does.

02:06He does.

02:07The more extreme the vehicle you can get, the better.

02:10Yeah, Boston Duck Tours.

02:12Yeah, look at this.

02:14That's pretty damn cool.

02:15It just drives right into the water.

02:17I would argue it's not that cool.

02:20That's good times, you guys.

02:21Yeah, look at the elderly.

02:22Right there, we in Boston Hava.

02:23Can you zoom in on how old these people are in this boat?

02:26The Asians look like they're having fun.

02:28Oh, the water is fun.

02:29Oh, it's just kind of the water.

02:31That's who goes on it.

02:33All the Asian tourists.

02:34Oh, my God.

02:34Oh, it's going in the water with a boat that goes on the wall.

02:38Oh, the boat is a car.

02:42It's like James Bond crap.

02:44Oh, Jesus.

02:45James Bond was gay.

02:49James Bond.

02:52So, the difference between me is I would have stayed out all night, would have went to the

02:56bar that you two ended up showing up at, gotten drunk with Edge, and instead, I went home,

03:02got an early sleep, got up early, and then tried to, had to say no to the paddleboat, bought

03:07some face cream, went to Harvard, went to Harvard, went to Harvard, rock and roll.

03:19Harvard wasn't my idea.

03:20You're the one that went out, wanted to go see Harvard.

03:23Heads up.

03:24If I wanted to go on the boat, you made me go to Harvard.

03:27Yeah, I said, we're going to go to Harvard.

03:28Charlie from Detroit's up first, though.

03:30We're making you feel bad.

03:31How come, Charlie?

03:33Because when me and my wife went to Boston, we did the duck boat tour.

03:37Now you guys got me questioning our life decisions.

03:39Well, no, to me, it seems like something that, like, a husband and wife would do, right?

03:47I mean, that's what they're designed to do.

03:49But I am not Dave's wife.

03:52And so, doing that seemed odd.

03:57You know, I just wanted to say you guys were both right.

03:59It was kind of neat to do, but it was also pretty boring.

04:03Oh, yeah.

04:03It seems like it would be boring.

04:04Yeah, we both would have got something out of it, though.

04:06Like, Chuck, do you think Chuck would have enjoyed a little bit of it?

04:09No.

04:09You know what?

04:10It was kind of neat, because that was the only tour of Boston that we did.

04:13So, we drove through some stuff the other wives wouldn't have seen.

04:16And, you know, they gave you some info of stuff that you wouldn't have known otherwise.

04:20Right.

04:20I actually probably wouldn't have minded that part of it.

04:23I do like seeing buildings.

04:25I do like learning about it.

04:26And that's why.

04:26But I was not going to do any of that stuff with just Dave.

04:30Come on.

04:30Stop.

04:30Don't be so humble.

04:31What's the big deal?

04:32Sorry.

04:32I've done it in Chicago.

04:34I did the boat tour in Chicago, and I learned so much about the city and the history of the city.

04:38I thought it was so cool.

04:38So, I thought, well, I'm in Boston.

04:40I'm here for one day.

04:42I've done enough gay.

04:43Let's head out on a gay boat, bitch.

04:44It was a gay enough trip sharing a hotel room.

04:48Yeah.

04:48Well, that was not our choice.

04:50So, I was, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't have shared a hotel room and then also done

04:55the duck boat tour with you.

04:58That was just too much.

05:00We shared chicken wings.

05:02What's the big deal?

05:03No, I know.

05:03I know.

05:04I know.

05:06I know.

05:08Oh, yeah.

05:09I know.

05:11All right.

05:13All right.

05:14Come on.

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