Dave's Studio Gloves

Beasley Digital

Things got weird in the studio when the show came back from commercial and Lisa noticed that Dave was wearing gloves.

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00:00Hi there, it is 728 on Dave and Chuck the Freak on a Thursday morning.

00:09It is the 12th day of December.

00:10Dave, why do you have gloves on?

00:12Are you wearing gloves right now?

00:14I bought studio gloves.

00:15Oh my god.

00:16My hands are, feel my hands.

00:18Just take a little, they're freezing.

00:21I don't feel that cold.

00:23They're freezing!

00:26That's what's wrong.

00:27Chuck, what's wrong with you?

00:27Where are you going?

00:28Are you just turning around?

00:29You just face on the wall?

00:31Chuck's just gone into the corner.

00:32The show's broke.

00:37The show's broken.

00:39I just felt your hand.

00:44She didn't know what to say.

00:46Hey, everybody, follow me on Twitch later.

00:51Me too.

00:52Me too.

00:53There you go.

00:55Hey, you can follow us on Twitch, at least some of us.

00:58The show is broken.

00:59Do I need to get on Twitch?

01:01Lisa's on Twitch too.

01:02Lisa, please don't get on Twitch because you'll have the biggest Twitch.

01:04You'll dominate us.

01:05I don't know what to do on Twitch.

01:07You don't have to do much.

01:09I'm just, I'm cold.

01:11I'm always cold, it seems, lately.

01:14So I figured if I wore gloves and keep my hands with them.

01:16You know that this show's recorded though, right?

01:18Like, you know, like, the show.

01:21There's a camera right there.

01:21There's a camera.

01:22What's the big deal?

01:22I'm wearing gloves.

01:23No one else wears gloves inside.

01:26I'm sure there's people that wear gloves inside.

01:28How do you type?

01:29I can still type.

01:30These are like the good ones that you can do stuff with.

01:32Is it the texting gloves?

01:33Yeah.

01:34Yeah.

01:34Looks like it's got that.

01:36Like Spider-Man stuff on it.

01:37A man in gloves really looks like he's about to strangle somebody.

01:43Mime or something.

01:44Yeah.

01:44Or mime.

01:45A short sleeve shirt.

01:46I don't know what.

01:47Some kind of performance art.

01:49He's doing mime art.

01:50I don't know.

01:51I don't know what's happening.

01:54Oh, man.

01:55Anyways.

01:56Well.

01:57No, I had to.

01:58So it's so cold in my office too that I luckily, I took Lisa's tip last year and got foot warmers.

02:05Yeah.

02:05What kind of gloves are those?

02:07I don't know.

02:08Ross and Dental?

02:09I don't have no idea.

02:10I just, I needed like thin gloves so I could still do stuff.

02:14Dave.

02:14But they could hopefully keep my hands warm.

02:15You legitimately bought studio gloves.

02:17Studio gloves.

02:18Oh, my God.

02:18Studio gloves.

02:19Is it almost, it's almost 80 in here.

02:23Don't you do it.

02:24No, it is not.

02:25That's not good.

02:25Look at the thing.

02:26Chuck's going to hang himself because I bought studio gloves?

02:29Chuck's going to hang himself?

02:30That won't sustain your weight, bud.

02:31Come on.

02:32No, Chuck.

02:32You need a stronger glove.

02:33I bet I can do it.

02:34It's not that big of a deal, Chuck.

02:36Don't even try it, Chuck.

02:38Oh, this is where we officially break the door and.

02:41Don't do it.

02:42Don't.

02:43Oh, no.

02:44Stop it.

02:44He's looking for a place to hang himself.

02:46A little snail.

02:46It's not that bad.

02:49It's just gloves.

02:53Yeah.

02:53It says it's almost 80 in here.

02:55But it's Joe Wade.

02:56Do you think it's 80 in here?

02:57Oh, sorry, James.

02:58Sorry.

02:59It's okay.

02:59I'm just probably making a bad joke anyways.

03:01But Dave could have his own line of studio accessories.

03:03He's got a studio of sunglasses.

03:05Yeah.

03:05Studio gloves.

03:06He's got a studio blanket.

03:07It's true.

03:08I'm in a short-sleeved shirt.

03:10What else do you have?

03:11You still have those breast implants over there?

03:13No, I threw those in the garbage.

03:14No, I got rid of them.

03:15They were giving everybody cancer.

03:17No, that wasn't the case.

03:20Are you sure?

03:23That wasn't the case.

03:24What do you have there?

03:25There was Chuck on it.

03:26Oh.

03:27What's that?

03:27You still have some.

03:29That's a titty.

03:30What is that all about?

03:31I never saw that.

03:32What is that all about?

03:33Yeah, we were giving those together.

03:37Lisa, feel this.

03:38It's all right.

03:40It looks so real, Chuck.

03:41You should do the show with one giant breast.

03:43So, yeah, Chuck held just his guy.

03:45He's got one, but Chuck held on to one of his.

03:47Does it got a sag, son?

03:48Yeah, does it got a, you got to suction it to yourself?

03:51No, it's supposed to be.

03:52I have tons of chest hair, so.

03:53Oh, yeah, it's not going to work.

03:54I can get some scotch tape if we tape it on you.

03:56I never saw that gift.

03:58Yeah.

03:59I missed it.

03:59It's been in a cabinet.

04:00Yeah.

04:01I remember that.

04:02Oh, that was my birthday gift from James, wasn't it?

04:05Didn't James get me that?

04:06It was a Christmas gift a couple years ago.

04:07Yeah, a boob pillow.

04:09Some breast for the rest of his face on.

04:11I don't know why they all ended up in your cupboard.

04:12Did you steal all my tits?

04:13It's the boob cabinet.

04:14No, because people cleaned.

04:16Oh.

04:17Anyways.

04:18That's all of them.

04:19Sorry.

04:19All right.

04:19Yeah, I'm just wearing gloves.

04:21It's no big deal.

04:22It's coming up.

04:22Cold.

04:23I'm cold, and I got rid of my tits.

04:24You got to do you, man.

04:25You got rid of my tits.

04:26I know.

04:26That sounds strange.

04:27I know it does, doesn't it?

04:29Anyways.

04:29I got to do me.

04:31Yeah.

04:31I'm sick of being cold.

04:33It can't be cold.

04:33It may be a circulation issue or something.

04:35I don't know.

04:35Turn up the heat.

04:36No, because then these guys will bitch.

04:37They'll bitch that it's hot.

04:39I'm in your short-sleeved shirt.

04:40I don't know.

04:40Something happened to me.

04:41Honestly, when I got my gallbladder out, my life changed.

04:44Everything about me changed.

04:45Yeah.

04:46I, all of a sudden, could drink more.

04:48Yeah.

04:48I feel the cold more.

04:51It shouldn't be caused by that, but I can directly relate it to that timeline.

04:56You've lost weight, so that might have something to do with it.

05:00Yeah, but my hands are not cold.

05:01Yeah.

05:02I mean, I don't know.

05:03She's a skinny bitch.

05:04Wow.

05:06I'm just saying, like, she's thin.

05:10Well, I mean, I don't know why every woman's got to be a bitch, but okay.

05:16It's not a woman, thing.

05:18Chuck can be a bitch, too.

05:19Okay.

05:21Look, he's a nipple-flicking bitch over there.

05:25He's good at it.

05:26Yeah.

05:26He really is.

05:27That's a good, that's good form, man.

05:29Anyways.

05:30I never thought of that move.

05:32Let's move on.

05:33We got stuff to do here.

05:36It's been a weird day.

05:37It started weird, and it's continuing weird.

05:39I wonder who...

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