Studio Footsie

Beasley Digital

The show gets off track when Dave and Lisa accidentally touch feet under the table during WRIF news.

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00:00I'm sorry I kicked you.

00:30In the splits?

00:32It's like something from a Leslie Neal movie.

00:39I'm just sitting with my legs.

00:41And then I'm trying to do that as well.

00:46I felt a dab.

00:48I was like, what was that?

00:49That was so far away from Lisa.

00:51They are so far away.

00:54There's no...

00:55Honestly, would you think, looking at where they are,

00:58there's any way that Dave could accidentally touch her leg?

01:02Not at all.

01:03I can barely get it over there.

01:06I've got long legs.

01:09Wow, that is odd.

01:11That made things weird.

01:14How you doing?

01:15And what Dave has written on the back of his sheet there.

01:18That will make the piece of it.

01:19I was a little offended during this break.

01:25Dave's sending mixed signals.

01:27He plays footsie and then says...

01:28That's how he gets the chicks.

01:31That's how he gets chicks.

01:32He completely intrigues them.

01:33They're like, what?

01:34He's touching me, but he's telling me to F off.

01:36Yeah, why did he touch me if he hates me?

01:38That's a good experiment to do.

01:40See you, like, play footsie with somebody

01:42and then hold up a sign that says F you?

01:48I'm telling you, I can't even believe

01:50the 12 feet that you guys are apart from each other.

01:54That there was any contact.

01:55I have long legs.

01:55Look, okay, let me just put my leg up.

01:57Yeah, put your leg up.

01:58Let me see.

01:59Look, it goes right here.

02:00Jesus Christ.

02:01It goes right next to her.

02:03That's like me playing footsie with Kylo Ren over there.

02:05Yeah, exactly.

02:07Come on.

02:08I'm not a freak.

02:09You make me sound like Elastic Man or something.

02:12Andy, why are you touching me?

02:15Hey, stop your whining.

02:20Anyway, Dave.

02:21You don't even need that mask.

02:23Yeah.

02:23I'm going to stretch out for a while.

02:25Yeah.

02:25Oh, my.

02:26Wow, Jesus Christ.

02:29Lisa's like, okay, enough of that.

02:32She's taking all of her possessions and moving them over.

02:34Oh, boy.

02:35I never thought Lisa was at risk of a Dave footsie there.

02:39No.

02:40Of course not.

02:40Hey, you guys got this whole wrong.

02:42Oh, she footsied me.

02:43I did.

02:43I was like trying to get a little more comfortable as well.

02:47Exactly.

02:47And I was stretching my legs out.

02:48You initiated it.

02:49Because we don't have a lot of room.

02:50But yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:51I know.

02:52It's not designed well.

02:53Dave's legs are just everywhere.

02:54Exactly.

02:55You just can't get around it.

02:56Turns out it wasn't Dave's leg.

03:00Oh, my God.

03:00Come on.

03:01Exactly.

03:01Stop it.

03:02Nine inches of fury right there.

03:04Stop it.

03:04Anyway, I'm totally sidetracked now.

03:08I'm all flustered, Lisa.

03:10Sorry, Dave.

03:10Oh, my manta.

03:11Woo.

03:12Woo.

03:13Steamy up in here.

03:14I was like, we would just go past it.

03:15I'm like, I just touched Dave's foot.

03:17We'll just go past it.

03:18No.

03:18We'll stop right here.

03:20It's the first time you touched my foot in like 12 years.

03:22Yeah.

03:23This guy probably got a boner.

03:24Oh, come on.

03:25Well, we saw what happened at the stripper.

03:29Okay.

03:30Stop it now.

03:32Let's move on, shall we?

03:34That was no legs or feet.

03:35Exactly.

03:36That was weird.

03:38The stubs.

03:39What were you saying?

03:40I was saying.

03:41I was talking about feet and shoes, too, actually.

03:43Oh, you were weird.

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