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  • 4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the artificial lamp Dave has been using to help with his seasonal affective disorder and can't believe how bright it is when they try it out in the studio.

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00:30We'll talk to James about it.
00:30Yeah, it's like that artificial sun in China.
00:33Yeah.
00:33I walked by and was like, what?
00:35Are you tanning in there?
00:37You know, I united me yesterday morning.
00:39Gone through my, you know, I'm really affecting me, my seasonal affective disorder.
00:43So you are tanning in there.
00:45I'm not tanning, but I had this last year.
00:47I bought one of those artificial sun lamps.
00:49But Dave, we've had a lot of sun this year.
00:51But it's pointed at the door though, right?
00:54No, it's pointed at me.
00:55That's how bright it is.
00:56Like I was walking by yesterday morning and just out of the corner of my eye,
00:59I like kind of looked into his little crack in the door.
01:02And I'm like, oh, my retina's burning.
01:03That's exactly what happened to me.
01:05No, honestly, I was like, it looked like crazy.
01:08It's like Dave had the brights on.
01:11And there he was like, come on.
01:13Who's a a-hole with the brights?
01:13It's facing towards me.
01:15It's not even facing towards me.
01:16Dave, I like that.
01:17I swear to God.
01:17It is bright.
01:18I was going to say something about it.
01:19But again, with the music and everything, I was just like, I'm just going to come around.
01:23No, I looked in there and I was like, don't look right at him.
01:26Don't be up here this weekend to make sure my retinas weren't burned out.
01:28Exactly.
01:29It was like looking at an eclipse.
01:32Yeah, exactly.
01:32That is a bright, bright light.
01:33Oh, it's so bright.
01:34It's good for people with seasonal affective disorder.
01:37It gives like natural light.
01:39I feel like it's not doing it, but whatever.
01:44If it makes you feel better, go for it.
01:45I'm fine with it.
01:46Yeah, I just wasn't ready for it.
01:47I was like, to me, what I thought is that you had a light that normally is like facing
01:53out, like down and shooting light down.
01:55And for whatever reason, it was folded down and shooting towards the door.
02:00No.
02:00Because it looked like three lights shining out the door.
02:04Yeah.
02:04No.
02:04It is the brightest light.
02:06Jason, it bothered you too?
02:07Yeah.
02:08You know that Seinfeld episode with the Kenny Rogers chicken light going through Kramer's
02:12window?
02:13That's how I feel when I walk by.
02:15I feel like Kramer.
02:16I'm like, ah!
02:17Ah, lightning!
02:20Whatever, you guys.
02:21I swear to God.
02:22I was like, man.
02:23You didn't do anything for me.
02:24Yeah.
02:25No, I need it.
02:26I need it to get through the winter.
02:28We had so much sun.
02:30What are you doing?
02:31Hey, Ken, it's been so great.
02:33No, it hasn't.
02:33We've had more sun yesterday.
02:36I feel like I see the grass.
02:36I really hope it works.
02:40I really do.
02:40It almost caused an accident between me and Lisa yesterday.
02:43Oh, yeah.
02:43That's right.
02:44You couldn't see.
02:45What?
02:46I'm not blinding you.
02:47Listen, it's so ridiculous.
02:49It's that bright.
02:50I almost walked right into me.
02:51I was waiting to Lisa.
02:52She had a fresh cup of coffee.
02:53It is that bright.
02:54It is.
02:54I'm going to get it so you guys can see it.
02:56Hold on.
02:56No!
02:56Don't bring it in here.
02:57I got to read.
02:58It's going to blind us all.
02:58This is what gives me a migraine.
03:00The light's out of control.
03:02No, like I looked in and then, you know, you get those spots.
03:05It's crazy right.
03:05You get.
03:05I know.
03:06You get those spots in your eyes.
03:08I all of a sudden had like three spots.
03:10I was like, oh, great.
03:12And that's usually what triggers my migraine.
03:13He was just in Florida in December.
03:15I know, but he's living that Florida life.
03:18That light.
03:20When I walked in this morning, it was like an angel was appearing on his desk or something.
03:23I swear to God, I didn't know what it was, dude.
03:26We only have one blindfold.
03:27Chuck, save your eye.
03:27Oh, my gosh.
03:29We need sunglasses.
03:30Oh, my God.
03:30It's a real blindfold.
03:33All right.
03:33There it is.
03:33That's hilarious.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:35It looks like a spotlight.
03:37Yeah.
03:37Oh, my Jesus.
03:39You point that at yourself?
03:41Yeah, right like this.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Oh, my gosh.
03:44Andy, Lisa, do you need a blindfold?
03:46No.
03:47You can dim it, I guess, but that's what I.
03:49No, okay.
03:50So that doesn't even look like.
03:51I don't know what I was seeing.
03:53I was seeing the reflection of this.
03:55If you turn the lights off, you could probably really tell.
03:57Well, yeah.
03:57I mean, I'll turn the lights off, but I don't even think you'll notice that the lights went off.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:04Look how bright it is.
04:05Stop.
04:06It's crazy.
04:06The thing is so bright.
04:07Is that on Max right now?
04:08Yeah, that's it.
04:09Or do you turn it down?
04:10No, that's, you can.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:13Do they prove that those things don't work anyway as far as if you're trying to get.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I had one one year because it was very gray that year.
04:21I know.
04:22I don't think it really worked for me.
04:23I think they've just sold sun-loving people on an idea.
04:27Someone said, Jesus, I could hear that light turn on.
04:32You turned it on, all the lights in the building dim.
04:34I'm actually, I bet our engineer is going to, like, run down here and make them unplug it.
04:39No, stop it.
04:39No, I mean, I don't know how much power that thing is using.
04:42It's not.
04:42It could be a fire marshal violation.
04:44Listen, if we can't have a heater unit for Lisa, you definitely can't have that light on.
04:50I didn't need a heater unit.
04:51Well, I'm just saying, you can't.
04:52If you needed one, you can't have it.
04:54Yeah, they've been banned here.
04:54I wasn't the one in the building that had a heater.
04:57But also, it's like an artificial sun over here.
05:01Yeah.
05:01It looks like Gandalf the White's about to happen.
05:04Exactly.
05:05Like Dave's face is white like he's at a campfire at night.
05:08It makes me feel good.
05:09He's going to tell me a ghost.
05:10I don't care.
05:11Does it, though?
05:12Does it?
05:12It does.
05:13I like the light.
05:13Does it?
05:14You have to get rid of it right now because it's, I can't even look that way.
05:18So here, I found it.
05:19It's a light therapy lamp.
05:21Oh, they've stopped selling it.
05:22Oh, yeah, because it's Vogue.
05:24Oh, jeez.
05:25Oh, jeez.
05:26It's 10,000 lumens.
05:29Yeah.
05:31Do they say why they stopped selling it?
05:32No, it's just been discontinued.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I hope it's all right.
05:35Hopefully, they came up with a better model or something.
05:37And that was causing blindness.
05:40But man, oh, man.
05:40It just got a hell of a lot brighter down here in Cape Coral.
05:43Turn it off.
05:46I'm in Ohio and I just saw the light.
05:50It's the crazy light.
05:52Yeah.
05:52I don't know.
05:53It makes me feel good.
05:54So I don't care about you bastards.