The Return Of Judge Dave

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a judge who took matters into his own hands in court which leads to the discussion of how Judge Dave would have handled the situation.

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00:00This circuit court judge in Jackson County, Michigan, is making some headlines today.

00:13He sentenced this defendant for violating a personal protection order.

00:17And when the court officer had trouble cuffing him,

00:19the judge actually rips his robe off and jumps into the fight.

00:25Really?

00:26The video just came out.

00:28We put it up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com, or James will put it up there in a little bit.

00:31Two other things make the video awesome.

00:34First, the judge's name is John McBain.

00:38Okay.

00:38And even before the altercation, he was upping the guy's sentence every time he talked back,

00:43just like the principal in the breakfast club did, which I thought was awesome.

00:46Oh, wow.

00:47He started out with three days in jail.

00:49Okay?

00:49Three days.

00:50You got three?

00:52Four!

00:53He went to 45.

00:54Oh, wow.

00:55Then to 93.

00:56Oh, Jesus.

00:57Then finally, the guy ends up with a whole year in county jail because he can't shut his mouth.

01:03Now, I can't play a lot of it because there's a lot of swearing from this defendant,

01:08but I will play a bit of it here.

01:10And you can take it.

01:11365 days, county jail.

01:13I can't do that.

01:15I'll peel it.

01:16I will.

01:17Good.

01:17Put your hands behind your back.

01:19Now I'll leave you alone.

01:20I'm going to leave you alone.

01:22Tell me right now.

01:23Put your hands behind your back.

01:24Put your hands behind your back.

01:30Tase his ass right now.

01:31Tase him.

01:32Tase his ass.

01:33Choke him, for God's sake.

01:34Come down.

01:36Choke him.

01:36Tase him.

01:37All right?

01:38Oh, f***.

01:38Get your teeth right now.

01:40I'll pull my hand down like that.

01:45That's a guy who must enjoy jail because, uh...

01:49But it's like, not the judge you'd expect.

01:51When I first read the story, I'm like, it's going to be like a Samuel L. Jackson kind of judge.

01:54Yeah.

01:54But it's like Dave Hunter, the judge.

01:56Right.

01:56Like, Jesus, I've had enough!

01:58I can't take it!

01:59Tase him!

02:00Choke him!

02:02Like, he just snapped, right?

02:04Yeah.

02:04It's just like this real uptight white judge just snapped.

02:07Yeah.

02:07Yeah, he's done.

02:08Rips his robe off.

02:10See, there he is with the robe.

02:11I hate disrespect.

02:14That's it.

02:14That's totally Dave.

02:15And that's how it all...

02:16Yep.

02:17Judge Dave.

02:18Judge Dave.

02:19Hold on a second.

02:21Let me get him a couple shots in on this guy.

02:25That's a little son of a bitch.

02:27Oh, man.

02:28You know how popular Dave's judge show would be?

02:30Oh, my God.

02:31He's just punching guys left and right.

02:33I wonder if he'd have, like, a bailiff, like a smooth bailiff, like Judge Judy's Burt.

02:37Oh, it'd have to have to have to.

02:39Oh, yeah.

02:39You believe this guy, Burt?

02:41Come on, Burt.

02:41Let's get him!

02:43There he is.

02:43Jesus Christ!

02:45Take this robe off!

02:45I got him.

02:46Hold on a second.

02:47Hold on a second.

02:47Shoot him and kick him!

02:49Let's go!

02:50Let me get a few shots in here.

02:52Can't be kick-headed!

02:54Keep stomping him!

02:55Stomp him!

02:56Stomp him!

02:57Is he the one who said tase his ass?

02:58Yeah.

02:59That's him, man.

03:00Tase his ass!

03:02Yeah.

03:03That's a joke.

03:03Five days to how did you?

03:05Tase his ass!

03:06What the hell?

03:07Put him down!

03:11Put him down!

03:12That's a lot!

03:13Are you all right?

03:13Oh, f***!

03:14Did you take me?

03:15Here comes Dave.

03:17Get in here, you little son of a bitch!

03:20You're gonna chew him out of the linquet!

03:24I'm gonna teach you to mess with a judge!

03:28I'm gonna kick your face in!

03:31Kick him!

03:32Kick him!

03:33God damn it!

03:38Brought a knife!

03:39I'll stab him!

03:39I don't care!

03:41Stab him in his lung!

03:43Chop his hand off!

03:48Yeah, it's different.

03:49Dave's court.

03:50Judge Dave.

03:51Judge Dave is different.

03:54Chop his hand off!

03:55You want to steal stuff, do you?

04:00Hang him!

04:01Let's hang him!

04:04True justice on Judge Dave.

04:06Let me tell you.

04:07Justice done right.

04:08That'll be my slogan.

04:09Justice done right.

04:11Good night on Judge Dave.

04:12Dave ends up in jail for longer than all of the people who've seen court in jail.

04:17Stop your honor, please!

04:20Please!

04:20Stop it!

04:20I hope you've learned a lesson.

04:22Oh, my eye's out!

04:23Yep, that's right.

04:24I took it out.

04:26It's never going back in, either.

04:28It'll not be right.

04:29I'll stop!

04:30I'll stop with the sass!

04:31You better, goddamn.

04:33I'm about to chop your tongue out.

04:35Please, no, no!

04:36Three days!

04:37Suck it up, buttercup!

04:39Oh, Gene McBainway!

04:41That's a couple warning shots.

04:43Oh, it's just a simple traffic infraction.

04:46That's right.

04:47Starts, that's how it starts.

04:48Oh!

04:49Traffic infraction, then you're jaywalking.

04:52I'd love to say that I'm offended by it, but I'm not at all.

04:57No.

04:57We need more justice like Judge McBain.

04:59Well, don't say that too much.

05:01You need judges to be pretty cool-headed.

05:03No.

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