Hitting On The Judge

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Florida who was appearing at a virtual court hearing and started flirting with the Judge.

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00:00kudos to this guy this dude he shot his shot yeah right jennifer aniston no this guy uh in court

00:12in fort lauderdale he was making a bond appearance in south florida and tried to flirt with the judge

00:20yesterday number one thing you should not do yeah you're fine defendant demetrius lewis

00:31appeared in a virtual hearing before broward county judge tabitha blackman uh moments after

00:39stepping in front of the camera he took his shot and here's how it all played out live this is up

00:46at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see it for yourself demetrius lewis on page 26

00:52how you doing how you doing all right i'm good sir how are you

01:00george you is so gorgeous the judge i just have to tell you you're gorgeous thank you

01:06he's not wrong all right mr lewis flattery will get you everywhere but maybe not here

01:12the court finds probable cause on count one burglary occupancy come on she's beautiful

01:17and she's like the youngest judge i've ever seen i mean maybe she just looks young i have no idea

01:22what her real age is what's funny is he didn't do it in like a pervy way he was just like no

01:26beautiful judge oh i do think she was like she'd see what thanks criminal

01:34i do like i do she's like that's pretty nice of you to say criminal but unfortunately he did

01:43yeah you are a burglar yeah you're a burglar so it's not gonna work out between us

01:47i don't think he was trying to kiss her ass either no i don't think so he's just a genuine like

01:53i'm gonna go do something else bad i gotta talk to you again

02:06i'm sure it was hold me in contempt

02:10hold me tight hold me close i'm sure it was the last thing he expected to see when they flashed up

02:19the footage of the judge right yeah it's like a big old nasty man well also too like i don't know

02:25how long he's been waiting in jail like to even have a thing it might have been like a little while

02:30so like you haven't seen a girl in a little bit and he's like oh god you're hot as hell

02:37uh once again if you miss it here's how it played out in court

02:41like he's not ready to he's like

02:47how you doing how you doing all right i'm good sir how are you

02:51george you is so gorgeous

02:54you're gorgeous

02:56thank you mr lewis

02:58all right mr lewis

03:00i love you

03:01i love you

03:01did he say i love you

03:03i love

03:05i have to tell you

03:08thank you mr lewis

03:10all right mr lewis

03:12i'm glad we're going to get you everywhere

03:13but maybe not here

03:15the court finds probable

03:17someone said i'm guilty your honor of having an erection

03:20give this char

03:22uh and that could have went both ways though right

03:28as a female judge she could have been like

03:31that's inappropriate right of course but i do think he did it in the right way

03:36like he was just like he was like i just need to tell you

03:40please do not be offended with but you are gorgeous

03:43yeah you're right it didn't come across as fine

03:46right it came across as just a compliment

03:48will you pick me up after my sentence

03:50i would love to take you out

03:53you got five grand for bond

03:56you bust me out of here

03:59we'll go wherever i mean within rhythm

04:03wouldn't it be crazy if it turned out they started dating

04:08no it's highly unlikely she's probably married

04:11yeah i'm sure she's actually if you looked into her life

04:14i bet she's already dating a guy who's like uh already

04:18he's probably rich and he's probably good looking

04:20you know people have oh they've looked up

04:23they want to know her instagram

04:24they want to know everything about her

04:26i love the picture the criminal like oh

04:29he's kind of like he's kind of cocked to the side

04:32he was so taken aback

04:34oh no

04:35you're gorgeous

04:37pretty awesome he took a shot even appearing

04:40before a judge

04:41you got to give him that

04:42you sentence me light we will make this happen

04:44yeah

04:45i will make a rivalry

04:47i hope he started singing that would have been incredible

04:52oh girl

04:53you the most gorgeous girl in the world

04:58i give you all my everything

05:03which isn't a lot

05:07that would have been the best court appearance of all time

05:14yeah

05:15this was pretty good

05:16would have been even better with some singing to me

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