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A Plump Meth Head
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who was arrested after assaulting an 86-year-old man after he turned her down for sex.
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00:00
It sucks to be old
00:06
A woman in Sebastian, Florida has been arrested
00:13
After luring an 86-year-old man
00:19
Out of a bar for sex
00:22
Don't mind if I do, he's just falling
00:25
Yeah
00:25
But when they got out to the parking lot
00:30
At Earl's Hideaway Lounge
00:33
Yeah
00:33
And he got a glimpse of her
00:35
He changed his mind
00:37
Wait a second, you're gross, oh my god
00:40
You got balls
00:42
How old is this girl?
00:46
She's 47
00:47
No wonder he said yes though
00:50
She had been hitting on guys
00:54
All night long
00:56
At Earl's Hideaway Lounge
00:58
I'm looking for someone to fill me in right deep
01:01
You can do that right in the parking lot
01:02
Let's go, oh the street lights are hitting you
01:06
Hi
01:07
Oh my
01:08
It looked better in the dark there
01:10
It's too bright for you
01:13
Yeah, actually it is
01:14
I think I'm going to change my mind
01:15
What?
01:16
I can't untake the Viagra though
01:18
Come on, let me help
01:20
Don't take that as a sign
01:21
I'm very grossed out by you
01:25
Come on
01:26
Let me give it a kiss
01:28
No, no
01:29
No, no, definitely not
01:31
Take out those street lights
01:34
And maybe
01:35
She was hitting on guys all night
01:39
Sure
01:39
Romantically
01:40
Yeah, that's
01:42
Yeah, that's
01:42
Hitting on guys
01:43
We get that
01:44
We get that
01:44
And then
01:45
After being shot down and shot down
01:48
She found a winner
01:49
With this 86 year old guy
01:52
She finally got someone
01:53
Finally
01:53
86
01:54
I heard you're almost blind
01:55
It's pretty bad when an 86 year old turns you down
01:59
Not blind enough
02:00
Not blind enough
02:01
Once they got to the parking lot
02:04
This old guy who was highly intoxicated
02:06
Yeah
02:06
Said
02:07
I've decided not to leave with you
02:09
That's him
02:10
He's still very gentlemanly
02:11
Yeah
02:12
She pushed him to the ground
02:14
Oh
02:15
Oh
02:17
Take that
02:18
I fell right on my erect wiener
02:21
That's
02:21
Hope it breaks
02:22
The cops actually found him on his back like a turtle
02:26
He couldn't get up
02:26
Oh, yeah
02:27
Oh, no
02:28
He was lying on his back with scrapes to both forearms
02:31
She was standing next to him when the cops arrived
02:35
Later identified as 47 year old Christine Mary Burasa
02:40
Man, I'd love to see her
02:42
I'll show you her in a second
02:43
Oh, good
02:43
You have a mug shot
02:44
She attempted to flee on foot down Indian River Drive
02:49
What's amazing is she was standing there still
02:51
Yeah
02:51
And then she's like, oh crap
02:53
Gotta go
02:54
Gotta go
02:55
Like run right away
02:59
All comments to stop by the officer
03:01
Nope
03:02
Another officer quickly caught up with her though
03:04
And said, all right, enough
03:06
Stop
03:07
A struggle ensued between the suspect and now two officers
03:11
As police handcuffed her
03:13
She threatened to blow snot from her nose onto them
03:16
Oh, my God
03:17
Oh, wow
03:17
The old snot rocket, huh?
03:20
She continually stated that she was gonna blow snot from her nose
03:23
The officer said
03:24
I'll do it
03:24
I'm gonna
03:24
I'll snot rocket all over you
03:26
Kill her
03:27
I got it
03:28
Another officer's crotch
03:31
And started to squeeze his testicles and penis
03:33
Causing physical pain
03:35
I gotcha
03:36
In my grip
03:39
And she was placed into the backseat of a patrol vehicle
03:42
She then started to scream
03:44
She was upset
03:50
She could not find a lover
03:52
I can't find a lover
03:54
You never will
03:56
All I wanna do is find out
03:59
Don't smoke back there
04:00
How'd you light that thing with your hands behind your bed
04:04
It ain't my first rodeo
04:06
Copper
04:07
Chick's scary
04:09
She just has lit cigarettes in her pocket already
04:19
Are the rest of those lit?
04:21
Of course they're all lit
04:22
Oh, my God
04:22
I light all of them at once
04:25
Crazy tactic
04:25
I'm just dying to see the mugshot
04:27
I'm just
04:27
I'm here for the mugshot
04:28
I know you're here for the mugshot
04:29
Sorry, buddy
04:30
There she is
04:31
Oh, my
04:32
Yeah
04:33
I mean
04:34
Honestly, okay
04:35
She looks hard and rough
04:36
She looks rough
04:38
Yeah
04:38
And hard
04:39
But in 80-something
04:41
I think
04:41
In 86
04:42
You should still be okay with that
04:44
I wonder if the old guy was like
04:46
Cause she wanted him to leave with her
04:49
I wonder if he was like
04:51
There's something fishy about this
04:53
Yeah, he might have thought he was gonna get robbed
04:55
Something fishy
04:56
He didn't trust it
04:57
Like, he's like, this is
04:58
He's like, yeah, I'm not gonna go
05:00
Something, you know
05:02
Mm-hmm
05:02
She's gross, though
05:05
She's gross, yeah
05:06
Oh, yeah
05:06
She's nasty
05:08
She looked a little meth-y to me
05:10
I mean, you know, she's a bigger girl, but
05:12
Like the face
05:13
Yeah
05:13
Yeah
05:14
Every once in a while, you see a meth addict that keeps their diet
05:18
Oh, yeah
05:19
A plump meth addict
05:21
A plump meth addict
05:23
It should be meth addict from time to time
05:25
Yeah
05:26
It's like seeing a
05:27
The odd plump one
05:28
It's like seeing a shooting star
05:29
You see one, you make a wish
05:31
Yeah
05:32
It's a plump meth addict
05:33
Did you make a wish?
05:35
It should be meth addict
05:36
I wish to win the lottery
05:38
How did she get so lucky?
05:44
She wished on a plump meth addict
05:45
Yeah
05:45
Oh, wow
05:49
Yeah, she's definitely
05:51
If she is a meth addict, she's a plump one
05:52
Yeah, she's gross
05:54
But not even an 86-year-old guy would take her up on her
05:56
Yeah
05:58
Let's get started.
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