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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who was arrested after assaulting an 86-year-old man after he turned her down for sex.

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00:00It sucks to be old
00:06A woman in Sebastian, Florida has been arrested
00:13After luring an 86-year-old man
00:19Out of a bar for sex
00:22Don't mind if I do, he's just falling
00:25Yeah
00:25But when they got out to the parking lot
00:30At Earl's Hideaway Lounge
00:33Yeah
00:33And he got a glimpse of her
00:35He changed his mind
00:37Wait a second, you're gross, oh my god
00:40You got balls
00:42How old is this girl?
00:46She's 47
00:47No wonder he said yes though
00:50She had been hitting on guys
00:54All night long
00:56At Earl's Hideaway Lounge
00:58I'm looking for someone to fill me in right deep
01:01You can do that right in the parking lot
01:02Let's go, oh the street lights are hitting you
01:06Hi
01:07Oh my
01:08It looked better in the dark there
01:10It's too bright for you
01:13Yeah, actually it is
01:14I think I'm going to change my mind
01:15What?
01:16I can't untake the Viagra though
01:18Come on, let me help
01:20Don't take that as a sign
01:21I'm very grossed out by you
01:25Come on
01:26Let me give it a kiss
01:28No, no
01:29No, no, definitely not
01:31Take out those street lights
01:34And maybe
01:35She was hitting on guys all night
01:39Sure
01:39Romantically
01:40Yeah, that's
01:42Yeah, that's
01:42Hitting on guys
01:43We get that
01:44We get that
01:44And then
01:45After being shot down and shot down
01:48She found a winner
01:49With this 86 year old guy
01:52She finally got someone
01:53Finally
01:5386
01:54I heard you're almost blind
01:55It's pretty bad when an 86 year old turns you down
01:59Not blind enough
02:00Not blind enough
02:01Once they got to the parking lot
02:04This old guy who was highly intoxicated
02:06Yeah
02:06Said
02:07I've decided not to leave with you
02:09That's him
02:10He's still very gentlemanly
02:11Yeah
02:12She pushed him to the ground
02:14Oh
02:15Oh
02:17Take that
02:18I fell right on my erect wiener
02:21That's
02:21Hope it breaks
02:22The cops actually found him on his back like a turtle
02:26He couldn't get up
02:26Oh, yeah
02:27Oh, no
02:28He was lying on his back with scrapes to both forearms
02:31She was standing next to him when the cops arrived
02:35Later identified as 47 year old Christine Mary Burasa
02:40Man, I'd love to see her
02:42I'll show you her in a second
02:43Oh, good
02:43You have a mug shot
02:44She attempted to flee on foot down Indian River Drive
02:49What's amazing is she was standing there still
02:51Yeah
02:51And then she's like, oh crap
02:53Gotta go
02:54Gotta go
02:55Like run right away
02:59All comments to stop by the officer
03:01Nope
03:02Another officer quickly caught up with her though
03:04And said, all right, enough
03:06Stop
03:07A struggle ensued between the suspect and now two officers
03:11As police handcuffed her
03:13She threatened to blow snot from her nose onto them
03:16Oh, my God
03:17Oh, wow
03:17The old snot rocket, huh?
03:20She continually stated that she was gonna blow snot from her nose
03:23The officer said
03:24I'll do it
03:24I'm gonna
03:24I'll snot rocket all over you
03:26Kill her
03:27I got it
03:28Another officer's crotch
03:31And started to squeeze his testicles and penis
03:33Causing physical pain
03:35I gotcha
03:36In my grip
03:39And she was placed into the backseat of a patrol vehicle
03:42She then started to scream
03:44She was upset
03:50She could not find a lover
03:52I can't find a lover
03:54You never will
03:56All I wanna do is find out
03:59Don't smoke back there
04:00How'd you light that thing with your hands behind your bed
04:04It ain't my first rodeo
04:06Copper
04:07Chick's scary
04:09She just has lit cigarettes in her pocket already
04:19Are the rest of those lit?
04:21Of course they're all lit
04:22Oh, my God
04:22I light all of them at once
04:25Crazy tactic
04:25I'm just dying to see the mugshot
04:27I'm just
04:27I'm here for the mugshot
04:28I know you're here for the mugshot
04:29Sorry, buddy
04:30There she is
04:31Oh, my
04:32Yeah
04:33I mean
04:34Honestly, okay
04:35She looks hard and rough
04:36She looks rough
04:38Yeah
04:38And hard
04:39But in 80-something
04:41I think
04:41In 86
04:42You should still be okay with that
04:44I wonder if the old guy was like
04:46Cause she wanted him to leave with her
04:49I wonder if he was like
04:51There's something fishy about this
04:53Yeah, he might have thought he was gonna get robbed
04:55Something fishy
04:56He didn't trust it
04:57Like, he's like, this is
04:58He's like, yeah, I'm not gonna go
05:00Something, you know
05:02Mm-hmm
05:02She's gross, though
05:05She's gross, yeah
05:06Oh, yeah
05:06She's nasty
05:08She looked a little meth-y to me
05:10I mean, you know, she's a bigger girl, but
05:12Like the face
05:13Yeah
05:13Yeah
05:14Every once in a while, you see a meth addict that keeps their diet
05:18Oh, yeah
05:19A plump meth addict
05:21A plump meth addict
05:23It should be meth addict from time to time
05:25Yeah
05:26It's like seeing a
05:27The odd plump one
05:28It's like seeing a shooting star
05:29You see one, you make a wish
05:31Yeah
05:32It's a plump meth addict
05:33Did you make a wish?
05:35It should be meth addict
05:36I wish to win the lottery
05:38How did she get so lucky?
05:44She wished on a plump meth addict
05:45Yeah
05:45Oh, wow
05:49Yeah, she's definitely
05:51If she is a meth addict, she's a plump one
05:52Yeah, she's gross
05:54But not even an 86-year-old guy would take her up on her
05:56Yeah
05:58Let's get started.