Little Man On A Shelf

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who drove through a Publix liquor and sent a guy flying on top of one of the shelves.

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00:00well an old person decided they needed some booze sure and that led to some trouble in

00:12florida a driver and two other people hospitalized after a minivan created a new entrance in a

00:19public's liquor store over the weekend dade city police say this happened about 1 50 in the

00:25afternoon uh 2003 dodge minivan driven by an 80 year old woman crashed through the window and wall

00:34of the public's liquor store two people inside a little worker he was just thrown asunder oh yeah

00:41he landed up on a shelf jeez you knocked up onto his shelf i am up here

00:47it is too high for me to come down jumped out of my arms have you it is so high and so scared it's

00:58okay i'll catch you go get a bunch of the paper towels how'd you get away there i was launched

01:05build a giant tower of paper towels for me to jump on i told you a ladder a little ladder you climbed

01:16down so he he he was tossed asunder onto his shelf um with bottles of liquor he did suffer a cut to

01:27his arm and upper body injuries sure sure yeah he was launched i tell you it hurt i am as light as a

01:34feather you land on glass bottles that's a horrible way oh yeah no that's that's not good and then uh

01:43a customer an older customer shopping in the whiskey aisle he was destroyed

01:47he'll be okay yeah he's like i didn't even feel it i'm an alcoholic yeah what here's a picture

01:55of some of the damage that she caused there that's her inside there's no way that person would have

02:01been up there right yes right yes they were all the way up there i think so i'm trying to see where

02:07they could have landed on a ship maybe on this side i don't know if he was up in that tiny little

02:14help me oh gee i am a four ounce of man you really hurt you oh so much booze destroyed so much

02:26dude that's the only spot where that's where she entered oh my god i really hope i'm not 80 and

02:34still heading to the liquor store oh i hope i am i don't know when stuff like this happens well yeah

02:40as long as i can drive yeah there you go you're gonna deliver to you yeah well by the time you're

02:45the cars will drive for you true true yeah you'll be lucky you'll be like okay automatic car

02:51liquor store again again

02:57at least this car will just drive there it'll be the favorite it'll just be in her favorites

03:03favorite number one would you like to drive to the liquor store

03:10uh-huh yep you got it would you like to follow that up with a trip to in and out burger

03:20uh yeah favorite number two

03:22that's not so bad the future the future's the future's better at least it's just in the back

03:33with a mimosa car's doing all the work my car's name's elon

03:40oh my goodness yeah let's hope that's soon for a lot of these people because they just can't seem

03:49to keep it together minivan isn't cutting it i just can't see where this little man i dude there's

03:54there's stuff up here i think that little latin fella little latin on a shelf he flew must have been

03:59on the top yeah that's crazy if that happened oh wait what there is there's damage down it must

04:05have been up there yeah look at that he was on the very top shelf like life was already tough when

04:11you're the size of a smirnoff but then when you fly in the air to the top it's different it's different

04:18after that but can you imagine when she woke up or she opens her eyes and she looks up and she sees

04:23this little man up on the shelf hello oh the lady

04:27what happened somebody what happened i had my tongue on the top shelf how oh my god did you get

04:34up there you made me fly in the air i did you did it you made me yeah probably one of your pedal

04:40problems right i was hitting i swear i had my foot on the brake the car was the same size as a

04:47gray goose a bottle you're a tiny little man i cannot be up here all day did you jump up there

04:54do you have amazing the last thing i saw was your chrysler whatever you're driving and then i just

04:59flew up into the you're like a frog you jumped that little way it was nuts you like leaped up there

05:06wow no time for conversation i need no down don't jump on my van pull it in a little more

05:15okay let's start her off

05:18all right i'm down or maybe the the fire people had to like he had to jump in their arms

05:26oh yeah they got on a ladder they do they're like we'll catch you like a baby

05:31he's like i am the tiny liquor man

05:35of dade city florida you promise you catch me

05:40but you promise i have trust issues

05:43i hope you do a three a two a one

05:47like a swan like a swan oh that poor little guy we got you glad he's okay i know me too so glad

05:57he's okay it would have been so much worse for him and so i'm assuming that the old guy was in

06:02between the other wall and the shelf like he got squished yeah i think he did yeah there's not a lot

06:11of room in between those two shelves anymore oh goodness quite a day at the public's liquor store

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