Trouble in the Skies

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a pilot who was busted for being drunk aboard a flight before takeoff and a flight attendant pulling pranks by hiding in the overhead bins.

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00:00A Delta Airlines pilot was arrested yesterday morning for being wasted.

00:10He was scheduled to fly out of the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

00:16ABC 10 News has the update on this one.

00:20Most flights to San Diego are routine, but not the flight John Wybest took Tuesday.

00:26This morning I had 1120 flight on Delta.

00:28The Delta flight was flying out of Minneapolis, and everything was normal until they started to board.

00:34Once we got right to the plane, they said, hold up, hold up.

00:36They wouldn't allow them into the plane because police arrested the pilot.

00:40Identified as 37-year-old Gabriel Schroeder, suspected of being drunk and nearly flying the plane.

00:47Police say Schroeder had an empty alcoholic container with him.

00:50For a pilot, he looked a little disheveled.

00:53He had the white with the Eplats and that, but it was dire need of an ironing.

00:59You know, it was kind of a...

01:00You know he's a drunk.

01:02You can't judge a guy for a Wrigley shirt.

01:04Yeah, look at you.

01:05Look at yourself.

01:06The flight was delayed nearly an hour while the airline looked for another pilot.

01:09It wasn't until they safely landed in San Diego that Wybest realized your pilot might have put them in danger.

01:16Yeah, you're kind of going, yikes.

01:19Yikes.

01:20So he was carrying an empty booze bottle.

01:22Why?

01:23Yeah.

01:23Why?

01:24Why would you even bring that with you?

01:26Just got this.

01:27But you can't take it through security.

01:28I'm trying to recycle it.

01:30It's got a recycling bin.

01:33The alcohol probably had a factor in that decision.

01:36Yeah.

01:37Forgot it was there or something.

01:38But then it's his wrinkly shirt that really made me notice.

01:41Well, that's what that guy says.

01:43That guy's like, that guy's shirt wasn't wrinkly.

01:46He must be a drunk.

01:47Yeah.

01:48Some kind of addict.

01:51What tipped him off, though, was the guy was like, standing in the line, he was like,

01:54that's a high amount of heat.

01:57Better let it cool down.

01:58He probably said it out loud, and the TSA guy was like, I heard you say that to yourself.

02:07Can you imagine?

02:08Excuse me.

02:09And then you complain about the pilot's shirt.

02:12Yeah.

02:13I, uh, the pilot's clearly messed up.

02:17He's some kind of drug addict.

02:19Hey.

02:20He's got all the right, he's got all the right, you know, badges and whatnot, and his wings

02:26and everything.

02:27What's that guy saying to you?

02:28It's good.

02:29Oh, I think he can hear us.

02:32I'm coming over there, pal.

02:33It's wrinkly.

02:34Look at how wrinkly his shirt is.

02:35He's a goddamn addict.

02:36Get him off this plane.

02:38Air marshal, shoot this guy.

02:39Shoot him.

02:41One of you guys is going to have to kill the pilot.

02:43One of you guys is going to have to kill the pilot.

02:45He's got a wrinkly shirt on, for God's sake.

02:48Southwest Airlines flight attendant is making headlines because she pulled a strange prank on passengers.

02:54She lay inside the overhead compartments as people were boarding the plane.

03:00Wow.

03:00She goes all out.

03:02She goes all out.

03:03How did she do that?

03:04She climbed in, Lise.

03:05How did she get in there?

03:05Here's the story from ABC 7.

03:08Flying on Southwest Airlines were very surprised by what they found in an overhead bin.

03:12Take a look.

03:13Passenger was boarding her flight from Nashville to Atlanta when she saw a flight attendant laying

03:18in the overhead compartment.

03:20I didn't realize they were that big.

03:21Veronica Lloyd says the attendant was talking with passengers from the compartment.

03:26She says the woman eventually climbed down, got back to work.

03:29Of course, this is not our normal procedure, and Southwest crews always maintain safety

03:35as their self-priority.

03:36It's not as great.

03:37They should have closed the door on her.

03:38They should have had the door closed, and then someone unclicks it, and there's like

03:43a person.

03:44It's all fun and games, so the guy's like, oh, oh, oh, my heart, I have a condition.

03:51Oh, you jokey bastards, you did it.

03:54If I would have saw that, I would have just walked right off the plane.

03:56I would have been like, oh, my flight attendant's in the overhead bin.

04:01Let me get my stuff.

04:02I gotta go.

04:03I'll be out of here.

04:04I gotta go find another airline.

04:06I don't want my flight crew to act like Patch Adams.

04:10I need you to take it a little bit seriously since we're defying the goddamn skies.

04:16I need you guys to cut it and cool it with the yokes.

04:18I don't even want, if I don't even want Patch Adams to act like Patch Adams.

04:23You know what I mean?

04:24Like, if I'm really going to a doctor, I don't want him to be Patch Adams.

04:28No, I don't want the jokey doctor.

04:29He's pulling balloon animals out of my orifices and things.

04:33I don't need that kind of stress.

04:36I will say that I don't, I mean, maybe there's been one.

04:38I've just missed it.

04:39Southwest, as wacky as it is, I've never heard of them having any drunk pilots.

04:45No.

04:45Maybe it's happened.

04:46Oh, everyone's had drunk pilots.

04:48I think no one's escaped that.

04:50Southwest 1380 has an engine fire descending.

04:56Yeah, we have a part of the aircraft missing, so we're going to need to slow down a bit.

05:00Okay, could you have the medical meet us there on the runway as well?

05:04We've got injured passengers.

05:07Injured passengers, okay.

05:08And are you, is your airplane physically on fire?

05:11No, it's not on fire, but part of it's missing.

05:13There's a hole and someone went out.

05:18There's a hole and someone went out?

05:20What?

05:20Someone was sucked out of a hole?

05:22Yeah, I think you guys are a little too excited about this one.

05:25What?

05:26Yeah, it's crazy.

05:28Somebody got sucked out.

05:29It's turned a left turn.

05:30I just pictured the slide whistle going.

05:32No, what's funny is how calm she is about it.

05:34I'd be like, somebody was sucked out of a goddamn thing.

05:37I'd be ripped in half.

05:38And it's a goddamn nightmare.

05:40Everyone saw it.

05:44Everybody's freaking out.

05:45Your legs are in here.

05:45Just so you know.

05:47There's legs inside and a body out.

05:50Some real Wizard of Oz looking stuff.

05:54Wizard of Oz.

05:57Just legs.

05:58Yeah, just legs, you know.

06:00Yep.

06:01Just the legs.

06:03Wizard of Oz.

06:06I just picture it now.

06:07That's horrible.

06:08Yeah, I'd be, I'd be.

06:09That sucks.

06:09She was like, somebody went out.

06:11Are you kidding me?

06:12Mine would just be screaming.

06:14I can't.

06:14I couldn't even remain calm taking the snack cart down to people.

06:20Got this thing.

06:21I'd be like, this thing is stressing me.

06:23Like the guy we saw in that Boston flight.

06:26He's pushing the cart.

06:27He's like, goddamn, I'm throwing all of his weight into it.

06:30He's trying to get it to move.

06:32He couldn't get it to move.

06:32God, this stupid thing.

06:33This stupid cart is heavy.

06:37God damn it.

06:38Jesus.

06:42Would you like Diet Coke?

06:44Coke Zero, Sprite.

06:46We've got Fanta.

06:49Could I have a whole Coke, please?

06:51You do look like someone who wants a full can.

06:52Hold on a second.

06:54Christ, there you go.

06:55You'd spill it all over everyone.

06:56I would.

06:57I'd be like, here's your Bloody Mary.

06:58Make me make you a Bloody Mary.

07:04Dumb.

07:05Some jobs you're just not cut out for, Andy.

07:07No, I know.

07:08Anything in the skies.

07:09They'd be like, this is the fifth time this week you hit somebody in the face with Biscoff

07:13cookies.

07:14Well, shouldn't have hired me, Delta.

07:17Dumbasses.

07:18Oh, goodness.

07:20Andy, yep.

07:21You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:23No.

07:23You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:25You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:26You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:27You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:28You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:29You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:30You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:31You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:32You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:33You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:34You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:35You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:36You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:37You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:38You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:39You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:40You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:42You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:43You're not meant for the airline profession.

07:44You're not meant for the airline profession.

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